Could you defeat your evil twin?

[Zorg Machine]

Is he only the opposite of me in how he thinks or is it a really short, weak old woman? If it's the latter, I think I could beat her. If it's just an evil version of me, I expect him to love the Twilight series so much that I can give him the book and he won't notice me loading the gun.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I think I could take her down. My evil twin wouldn't be as cunning.

...weird seeing this thread right after watching a show about a mirror universe.

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

No, Lem0nade #1 never had a chance against me.

Mwahahahhaha!

 

[Mr. Gency]

...You dead yet?

Working on it (dot, dot, dot)

 

[Canadian Briton]

well considering if my evil twin is all my inner demons wrapped up into one, then ya I think I could take a grossly overweight and slothful hedonist in a fight.

 

[Dr. Crawver]

I actually have a twin (non-identical), and I think I'd count as the evil one

 

[ultrachicken]

If he's evil, then while he's maiming my cat or something I can kill him with a knife.

Now I must go repress the truth, but first you must die! Repressing in 5...4...3...2...1! And repressed. You dead yet?

Was that a DBZ abridged reference?

 

[Elephant Walker19]

depends does my twin look closer to this

or this

 

[Unia]

I predict my evil twin would arrange my death by proxy before I found out she exists. That, or commit whatever heinous acts she wanted in MY name, getting me a life sentence.

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

my evil twin would essentially be me, so, no i don't think i could kick my own arse.

 

[Corsion]

No, we'd just end up having sex and then taking over the world.

... Don't look at me like that.

This. Not gay. If you have sex with yourself, it's just masturbation.

 

[GraegoriHauss]

No. No I could not.

 

[Infernai]

Actually yes i could, the odd thing i found is that I'm the good twin...that was surprising. How would i defeat him? Simple, shoot him in the face!

...What, were you expecting me to have an epic battle of manipulation and wits here? Screw that, I'm cutting out the middle man and shooting the fucker in the face!

 

[Woem]

I /am/ the evil twin. And I could crush my good twin easily.

 

[Gudrests]

probally...then again...i doubt it..we would most likely settle our diffrences and work out or chill together...2 people...same ideas...dude...we would become whatever we wanted too within the week...always having someone to compete against...that would be awsome

 

[linwolf]

I would give it a 50/50 shot. But the fight would be epic.

 

[HellbirdIV]

Given that evil me would probably be an incredibly immoral monster, I wouldn't have any other choice.

 

[cavemano727]

Maybe, though I have trouble throwing the first punch in a fight, so my evil twin would have to punch first and make it a good one.