Could you defeat your evil twin?

[Pifflestick]

Considering my (possibly) evil twin would be an unintelligent religious nutjob who couldn't stratigically plan his way out of a wet paper bag, I'd beat him. He may be stronger then me if he is indeed my polar opposite, but if he was indeed my polar opposite his strenght wouldn't matter. He'd probably never turn his back from the spot he expected me to be in, trusting God to protect him, and therefore would never see the knife about to be jammed into his throat.

 

[terribleyetfun]

well seeing as how we posses the same physical attributes and we`d be capable of the same things and get tired at the same time...the fight would be one giant tie with us constantly getting tired at the exact same time, recovering at the exact same time and fighting again at the exact same time...w would then realize it`s pointless and become best best friends.

 

[DenSomKastade]

How could I? I am the evil.
PS the good twin failed in doin it

 

[Parallel Streaks]

Well, I sure as hell know a kick in the nuts then a glass bottle over the head would incapacitate myself, so logically, it would also work on my evil twin.

So yeah, I could take him. That is, if I wasn't too busy fulfilling my narcissism by full-on frenching myself.

 

[Nouw]

Polar Opposite? He'd be stupid. And I mean STUPID! I'd easily beat him.

 

[TyphoidMary]

For an evil twin, I don't know. I assume she would know my weaknesses as I would know hers. After first ruining my life by parading around as me, she may just end up with me killing myself lol. However, in a fair fight I might be able to take her.

And with a polar opposite... She would be sane, trusting, and probably an overall fairly nice person. So yes, I would most likely destroy her utterly. Or feel bad for her and not kill her. Chances of that are slim, however.

Then there's the ever popular, I would literally fuck myself. And enjoy every minute of it. Not that I'm a narcissist or anything.

 

[Kakashi on crack]

"Good, evil? I'm the one with the gun!"

Technically my polar opposite would be bi-polar, and would be impossible to make them angry... Though they would also be extremely violent...

I don't think I could take on my polar opposite in a regular fight, but in a game of wits... I could take em out in a heartbeat

 

[PwnSt0nes]

i could not, for i am kind and gentle fellow, therefore my twin shall be mean and hardy and have great fighting skill.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

We would be too busy having an evil laugh contest. I may not be the evil one, but I do enjoy a good evil laugh. Muahahahahhahha!

 

[Decum]

Crap, i believe i already have a polar opposite twin, my twin sister, we're opposites in every way, i think if she was a dude i wouldn't stand a chance but cause she's a she, i have the upper hand in strength.

 

[Mordwyl]

I'm completely neutral, so I would be facing myself?

 

[FieryTrainwreck]

Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

 

[Skoldpadda]

My polar opposite would be dead, while I'm still alive. So I win by default. Of course when I die, she'll win.

 

[Serge A. Storms]

My evil twin is a hot ***** with a lot of self-confidence issues, so yeah, I'd "defeat" her, alright, with a fifth of Jack and my dick.

 

[Skoldpadda]

Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.

I actually read that in Farnsworth's voice.

 

[Reaper195]

My opposite wouldn't be carrying a box cutter in his pocket all the time, nor would he have the skillz (Yes, with a Z) to kick some srs arse with Scottish Kung Fu....which is brutal battering!

 

[Kwaren]

He would be a buff coward. I wouldn't even have to fight him.

 

[KarumaK]

My polar opposite would lack common sense and be ugly.

I could do it while making a tasty, tasty, sandwich.

 

[The Warden]

We'd probably fuck eachother mad first, then take over the world.
Or if he was a good twin, we'd just fuck eachother mad.

 

[Tourette]

I am the evil twin and I won