Could you defeat your evil twin?

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luvd1

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Sadly my fight didn't last as long as I expected. I ended up wearing his head as a fetching hat.... Then I had him. Can't remember which one of us was the evil twin though.
 

Con Carne

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We would have a mutual respect for each other. IT would be an epic batle that breaks fruniture and we would end in a draw.
 

mexicola

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Probably not, if my evil twin had a drive to do evil things he would overcome me, as I am too lazy to fight back.
 

Ocelano

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jarredtheawesome said:
yes cause i know my weaknesses like pornography and donuts
So Your polar opposite would be a puritan health freak just threaten them with sluts and pizza and they'll probably either run screaming or burn you at the pyre. But hey 50/50 chance of survival is decent.

I am an apathetic being whom loathes all including himself and wishes to burn down the world while he is still standing in it sadly my unhealthy apathetic nature curtails such activities therefore my "evil" twin would be a righteous up and atem do-gooder who would never hurt a fly. So I would take him but couldn't and he could take me but wouldn't as his all embracing love would consume even me. hell that said despite my negative nature suicide is the one thing I would never do so it may be the one thing he must do therefore saving me the effort. Probably for the best that he only exists screaming for mercy inside my skull beating on the walls around humanity in the real world then
 

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well assuming it was only morality thats reversed it would really just come down to which of us became aware of the other first, otherwise i would win without question assuming standard values and bases for those values. obviously i would appear to be the evil twin, because knowing me if i was just a hair more evil i would always pretend to be good, and if i was a little more good i probably wouldnt be such a horrible *****.

unless of course i was in *that* sort of mood. now that i think about it im not sure i would be able to resist even if i wasnt in that sort of mood or even slightly into that sort of act that day, just to say i had done it and possibly take high quality video as proof. afterwards there might be a bit of awkwardness and there would be either a mutually agreed upon duel (either foil or something highly explosive and likely to kill us both, along with any video evidence) or we would cooperate and either conquer earth or do the whole superheroism thing, depending on which of us was which(and i would be interested to find out, im curious but i dont particularly care and i think i just answered my own question there didnt i?)
 

Chechosaurus

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I don't think I'd need to defeat him. I think the winner would be who ever died of liver failure last. If my evil twin is like me but only a little bit more evil, he will enjoy a good drink....
 

Snowpact

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My evil twin and I are evenly matched, I suppose. But we have a shaky truce going on.

Why should I make deals with someone equal to the devil? Well, if my evil twin and I were to clash in epic combat (and epic it would be, I assure you), there would be a slight change on the world map, that would say:

'The Great Crater',
with a small text under it saying:
'Formerly known as "Europe" '
 

cptn ricardo

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If my evil twin is anything like me, he won't like being kicked in the nuts! That or I'll start an argument over something petty and snap his neck whens he's distracted, like a boss. So yeah, I think I could take my evil twin.
 

Random Argument Man

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I never did. In fact, I'm guessing that he'll jump at me with somekind of link in a few minutes...

My evil twin is from Finland and smokes a pipe.
 

gary the red shirt

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for me it would be very easy. all I'd have to do would be to throw a baby into the path of an on coming car and watch him get hit while trying to save it.
 

GLo Jones

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Well considering I'm the master of apathy. If I had an 'evil' twin, I must surely also have a 'good' twin to balance things. So there'd be a lot of plotting, planning, and maybe an arms race. All the while the two would constantly be getting in touch with me to try and broker deals to give them the edge.