Cow executed for seducing man

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Luftwaffles

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Gotta remember that their culture is entirely different from ours. Very very superstitious bunch they are.
 

Vrex360

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Oh come on, it's so obvious that cow was a total slut...

Okay seriously, this is some of the wierdest news I've heard for a while. If the man is claiming he saw a beautiful woman he is either:
A. High on somethin pretty powerful
or
B. Lying to protect his integritity for sleeping with a cow.

Either way, it does seem a little mean to punish the animal that was probably very scared and confused when a human walked over to her and started putting the moves on her. But still it's a superstitious culture and while over here it may look strange, I have no right to judge.
 

Mastercylinder

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How absolutely preposterous that's the stupidest load of . . . Excuse me I must have sex with that seductive automan across the room . . .
 

Blizzarded Soul

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Well the marriage would have been a mooooving experiance for him.
Sorry I just saw an oportunity and had to grab it.
 

ShadowsofHope

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Pimppeter2 said:
I thought wives were supposed to become cows after marriage
..Snap.

Also..

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I jus-.. Hu-.. Fuck it. I have nothing I want to even say towards this, that correctly displays my expression right now.
 

TheTim

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i think we should rid the village of that guy to get rid of bad luck.
 

The Hairminator

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Damn cows, they're too sexy. The teases finally went too far, and he snapped under the pressure.

The chief did right in drowning that slutty whore cow without morals, seducing young men like that and giving the village bad luck. The owner should be just as ashamed, raising such a little promiscuos bovine.
 

RedPandaMan

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I like this village. Do what you want and just claim some ridiculous reason, and you're in the clear.
 

S.R.S.

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"Cow executed for seducing man"

I think you deserve something for the funniest title I've seen on this site. But in response to the article... LOL WUT!?