Cow executed for seducing man
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Geez, and I thought cow tipping was bad! I tell ya, the world's rural areas need to get their act together. I was also kinda amused when the article said the owner of the cow was given "apporximately $562" - that's pretty specific for an estimate.
Geez, and I thought cow tipping was bad! I tell ya, the world's rural areas need to get their act together. I was also kinda amused when the article said the owner of the cow was given "apporximately $562" - that's pretty specific for an estimate.
Who the hell was the guy's lawyer, to get him off a bestiality charge with such a crap defence? Honestly, "She looked like a woman, not a cow"? That guy's lawyer must be the bst in his field. Which reminds me, I need to hire someone to defend me on a genocide charge, reckon he'd be up for it?
But seriously, this is stupid. If they'll accept something as idiotic as that in court as a solid defence, their courtrooms must have a revolving door or something for how easy it must be to avoid serious jailtime...
But seriously, this is stupid. If they'll accept something as idiotic as that in court as a solid defence, their courtrooms must have a revolving door or something for how easy it must be to avoid serious jailtime...
How is it that I never thought of this?! I've just been telling people I'm a vet who lost his penis in a terrible accident, and replaced it with a thermometer. You'd be amazed how many people buy that...Pimppeter2 said:
O_O wow........just wow........I've got nothing else i can say except................wow.
Edit:I just thought of a joke thanks to this ok here it goes:theirs a guy driving in the country when he comes across a guy having sex with his sheep, the calls out "hey what are you doing" to which the farmer says "get lost kid I'm having a quick fuck" the guy in the car say "you know were i come from we sheer our sheep" to which the guy replies "I'm not sharing my sheep with any one".
Edit:I just thought of a joke thanks to this ok here it goes:theirs a guy driving in the country when he comes across a guy having sex with his sheep, the calls out "hey what are you doing" to which the farmer says "get lost kid I'm having a quick fuck" the guy in the car say "you know were i come from we sheer our sheep" to which the guy replies "I'm not sharing my sheep with any one".
The meme flew right past you, didn't it?Proarcher said:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-twelve-years-old-and-what-is-this
Huzzah for enlightenment!
"No, officer, I wasn't stealing a TV, it seduced me."
"HAVE THAT TELEVISION EXECUTED."
Do you think that that guy just made that whole "the cow seduced me" business on the spot after being caught, in a half-assed way to get out of it? I do. The worst part is... he got away with it.
"HAVE THAT TELEVISION EXECUTED."
Do you think that that guy just made that whole "the cow seduced me" business on the spot after being caught, in a half-assed way to get out of it? I do. The worst part is... he got away with it.
