Cow executed for seducing man

[silver wolf009]

Thats just stupid and wrong.

 

[Gigano]

I wish I lived in a place where any and all acts could successfully be explained with "sorcerous hypnosis curse"...

Maybe all that religious superstition stuff isn't so bad after all.

 

[Danallighieri]

Woah... brings up the question of perhaps why more sheep aren't executed in Wales

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I too have been seduced by the siren song of a Cow. In my case, however, it was a BBQ.

EDIT: Ok this joke is far too dirty, but I can't get it out of my head.

Spit-Roast

*Runs away*

 

[zombiesinc]

Just admit that you were desperate to get your rocks off, don't play stupid after being caught. Ai...

 

[Gramzon]

sick, i don't even know what to say...

 

[Soluncreed]

Who wouldn't be seduced by that? I mean, look at those thighs!

 

[A Pious Cultist]

My first thought was "lolwut?"
My second though was "I bet the Hindus are pissed :/"

 

[Megacherv]

I don't...I can't quite...what are...you know, I...beef sandwich joke...I...what?

 

[Jackalb]

This sort of thing happens to me ALL the time.

 

[Talvrae]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





THIS FUCKING MADE MY DAY! and my day started 3 hours ago.

^^I exactelly the same

 

[Pimppeter2]

I can't believe I didn't get a reaction to my NSFW pic. I thought that was comedy gold.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Well, they have some good LSD in Indonesia then.

I know where I'm off on holiday next year!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

What's the beef with this story? Are you sure we're not milking it?

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Sounds like a load of bull.

Sounds like a certain villager has a fetish...

And an interesting excuse.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Thats just stupid and wrong.

I agree.

That cow might have been a serious cock-tease but that is not worthy of a death sentence.

 

[Arachon]

What's the beef with this story? Are you sure we're not milking it?

Oh for crying out loud...

 

[Iron Mal]

?She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,? said Alit.

That's what I find funny.

This raises an even bigger question, how does someone calling your name automatically mean 'let's do the horizontal tango right now'?

I must be careful to ensure even I don't say my name in fear of seducing myself in a way I cannot resist (it can be a serious problem).

 

[Roganzar]

... No, nothing. I've got nothing here.