Craziest conspiracy theories

[lasherman]

The other day I realized that in general, people will believe some crazy things. I want to know what the craziest, least plausible conspiracy theory everyone has ever heard. Also, please don't mention conspiracies like "the government orchestrated 9/11", or "the holocaust was just a myth", because i'm sure that just about everyone has heard of someone who believed that crap. The most unbelievable conspiracy i have ever heard is that the government is able to control people's minds by putting flouride in the water system. So share the most groundless, rediculous, and unbelievable conspiracies you have ever heard.

EDIT: also, just realized i posted this in gaming discussion, so don't bother pointing it out

 

[NewGeekPhilosopher]

Most absurd conspiracy theory I heard? There's a thing called Soylent Green, and it's apparently MADE OF PEOPLE!

 

[chumpzilla_69]

http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/conspiracy.asp

Also that all the worlds govenments are run by SUPER SPECIAL SPACE LIZARDS!

 

[Internet Kraken]

Reptilians

/thread

 

[Biek]

Asuming this thread will be moved to non-gaming discussion, ill answer it anyway.

The weirdest theory I ever heard would be the chemtrail theory. They believe the trails airplanes leave behind are actually mindcontrolling chemicals used by the government to control us.

 

[Nargleblarg]

GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL!!!! ahhhh save me from to sun its gonna kill me.

 

[DoW Lowen]

There are a group of "scientists" who believe that the earth isn't round. but rather it's a dimensional plain which has a beginning and end. And if you cross the one side you end up on the opposite side.

 

[Fronken]

The one i've been affected by myself (having a couple of dumbass friends who actually believe in it), is the one that the american government is behind 9/11, and that they made up that planes were hijacked by terrorists and actually flew military planes filled with explosives into the buildings in order to destroy the moral of the american people and get them to agree with the american government invading other countries for oil.

To quote Penn Jillette:
"The american government couldnt even cover up a simple break-in at a hotel (Watergate), do you really think they are smart enough to cover up one of the biggest terrorist attacks in modern times?"

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
Not really much of a conspiracy theory seeing as how it's only one person, but still funny regardless.

 

[Fronken]

GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL!!!! ahhhh save me from to sun its gonna kill me.

Yeah, i really noticed the damaging effects of global warming back in januari when i was out showeling the damn driveway thanks to an almost record amount of snow coming down...

 

[Sea Age]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
Not really much of a conspiracy theory seeing as how it's only one person, but still funny regardless.

Win.

But we really do need to ask ourselves what is oozing out of our ground. xD

 

[queensbomb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
Not really much of a conspiracy theory seeing as how it's only one person, but still funny regardless.

I like the description.

"This lady will make you feel so smart."

 

[GodsOneMistake]

The moon landing was faked

 

[Vrex360]

I remember that people thought that the men in the White House and the British Royal family were in fact interesteller reptilian creatures who like to invoke war because they need to drink blood to retain a human form.

You know the sad bit is I'm not even joking.

 

[SnowCold]

http://www.truthism.com/

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
Not really much of a conspiracy theory seeing as how it's only one person, but still funny regardless.

Win.

But we really do need to ask ourselves what is oozing out of our ground. xD

It's scary I know, our water is being contaminated by them there rainbows.

 

[Player 2]

that aids was invented by a condom manufacturer

 

[Knight Templar]

Reptilians

/thread

People only belive that kind of thing on ther internet. Some might really belive it but most would be people having a laugh.

 

[Sea Age]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
Not really much of a conspiracy theory seeing as how it's only one person, but still funny regardless.

Win.

But we really do need to ask ourselves what is oozing out of our ground. xD

It's scary I know, our water is being contaminated by them there rainbows.

The children! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

I wish I was rude enough to say the craziest conspiracy I've heard: That there is a guy in the sky that sees whatever you do, and is everywhere. Also, he passes judgement on you. Him and his son, although they are both the same.

But of course, since I am such a considerate fellow, I wouldn't even dream of mentioning that, triggering an argument that would never end.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
Not really much of a conspiracy theory seeing as how it's only one person, but still funny regardless.

Win.

But we really do need to ask ourselves what is oozing out of our ground. xD

It's scary I know, our water is being contaminated by them there rainbows.

The children! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

I wish I was rude enough to say the craziest conspiracy I've heard: That there is a guy in the sky that sees whatever you do, and is everywhere. Also, he passes judgement on you. Him and his son, although they are both the same.

But of course, since I am such a considerate fellow, I wouldn't even dream of mentioning that, triggering an argument that would never end.

YES! The children, we must always think of the children.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2sWSVRrmo