Craziest conspiracy theories

[mdk31]

Moon hoax thing.

 

[Kayevcee]

The CIA are covering up radar photos taken in 2005 of the remains of a walled human city underneath the ice in Antarctica. While it's possible (though completely unproven) that human settlements on that scale existed as far back as 11000BC when the continent was not covered in ice, the mind boggles at what the CIA would actually have to gain by covering up its existence.

This particular theory may have provided Stargate: SG1's writers with some inspiration, so while it is crazy I am happy that it exists.

edit: Davey Woo- hameras. Well played, sir.

-Nick

 

[AndyFromMonday]

THE FLAT EARTH SOCIETY!

I understand that people can believe what they want. I understand that I cannot change your ideas and your beliefs. I understand very well that I'm just blind and I can't see the truth but..uh.....damn, just damn.

I can't even find the right words to express what I am felling right now. Sometimes I think that sane people are becoming an endangered species on this planet.

 

[joe182]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
Not really much of a conspiracy theory seeing as how it's only one person, but still funny regardless.

Crap, they're planting skittles in the ground!

Also:

The Flat Earth Society.

They officially lowered my faith and respect in humanity by 20%.

[small]'Once again, picture in your mind a round world. Now imagine that there are two people on this world, one at each pole. For the person at the top of the world, (the North Pole), gravity is pulling him down, towards the South Pole. But for the person at the South Pole, shouldn't gravity pull him down as well? What keeps our person at the South Pole from falling completely off the face of the "globe"?'[/small]

... Seriously.

 

[theklng]

The CIA are covering up radar photos taken in 2005 of the remains of a walled human city underneath the ice in Antarctica. While it's possible (though completely unproven) that human settlements on that scale existed as far back as 11000BC when the continent was not covered in ice, the mind boggles at what the CIA would actually have to gain by covering up its existence.

This particular theory may have provided Stargate: SG1's writers with some inspiration, so while it is crazy I am happy that it exists.

edit: Davey Woo- hameras. Well played, sir.

-Nick

i remember a while back that scientists a while back had found a large crater on antarctica. it could be that due to the additional heat provided by such crash that the coldest place on the planet (the poles) would become a temperate climate where species could live - at least temporarily.

 

[flare09]

http://www.truthism.com/

Ow, my eyes hurt after looking at that site for 10 seconds. A different color choice would be appropriate.

 

[Shaoken]

With no help from the US...ha ha, oh man you almost had me, you almost had me. But really, you should check this out: http://www.worldpolicy.org/projects/arms/reports/israel050602.html

I did, and from what I can tell all of the figures they referenced took place after the six-day and Yom Kippor War. Where Israel, without military support from any other nation, single-handedly defeated several other nations. "Since 1976, Israel had been the largest annual recipient of U.S. foreign assistance." Nothing in that entire article suggests that Israel was heavily supplied by the US prior to that.

And my point still stands; Israel single-handedly defeated several other nations with no military assistance from the US. If you want to count weapons and equipment as Military assitance then things are different, however during the Six-Day-War the US stopped giving Israel weapons.

Maybe you should do more thourough research in future.

Another conspiracy theory; Barak Obama was really born in Kenya, and that his birth certificate is fake. And so are the two newspaper announcments of his birth in Hawai. And a school sheet in Indoesia where he, as a 5-year-old boy (alledgeidly) wrote that his nation of origin as Indonesia counts as him renouncing his US citizenship. And the Italian wikipedia says he was born in Kenya. *rolls eyes*

 

[Aardvark Soup]

The Dutch are actually a race of wasp-men hellbent on destroying humanity.

That is completely untrue. Now stop spreading lies or our glorious race that absolutely does not consist of wasp-men hellbent on destroying humanity will be forced to violently murder you.

 

[Jedamethis]

The Cake Is a Lie

Crazy isnt it, who'd believe that?

 

[Stevepinto3]

Hitler (who is still alive) is raising an army of Nazi Penguins in Antarctica.

 

[Zenode]

Hitler (who is still alive) is raising an army of Nazi Penguins in Antarctica.

but he IS still alive

Spoiler

I remember reading a book which said

"The Prime Minister at the time, John Howard purposefully incited the Port Arthur Massacre so he could ban weapons throughout Australia"

WHAT
THE
SHIT!

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

Metal Gear Solid 2 is the craziest conspiracy theory ever.

 

[Sampler]

That H.A.A.R.P. (High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program) is actually used to transmit sub-concious thoughts into the American peoples heads to control them, sounds utter batsh*t to me but enough for Muse frontman Matthew Bellamy to name an album after it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HAARP_(album)

 

[bob-2000]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
Not really much of a conspiracy theory seeing as how it's only one person, but still funny regardless.

what the hell is going on (inside this lady's head)?

i hate the one where people claim that we never landed on the moon.

 

[GenHellspawn]

I got a good one; the earth is 6 billion yrs old and was created from from a massive explosion called the big bang.

Please be sarcasm. Please.
Either that or a troll.

Well, when you think about it, does the big bang theory even make that much sense anyways? Not taking the age of the planet Earth into question, but it basically states that "there was nothing, then nothing collided with nothing and exploded, creating the universe".

 

[1ronJ4m]

Basically Assassin's Creed with the Templars and all that shit. Although I still find the story entertaining. Because conspiracy theories rule.

 

[Dragoniferous]

I got a good one; the earth is 6 billion yrs old and was created from from a massive explosion called the big bang.

Please be sarcasm. Please.
Either that or a troll.

Well, when you think about it, does the big bang theory even make that much sense anyways? Not taking the age of the planet Earth into question, but it basically states that "there was nothing, then nothing collided with nothing and exploded, creating the universe".

There was no 'explosion', it was a slow expansion of matter.