Craziest conspiracy theories

[pirateninj4]

Let's see.....

*Israel was behind 9/11 to get the US involved in hte middle east to defeat their enemies. Even though Israel has kicked ass time and time again with no help from the US.
*That Princess Di was killed because she knew about the Lizard people.
*That Gay people are trying to indoctrinate children into the homosexual lifestyle.
*That the world is run by a council of 300 men and the only people who've discovered this conspiracy are a bunch of people on Youtube.
*That FEMA has death camps all over the US.
*That the Nazi's have a moon base.

With no help from the US...ha ha, oh man you almost had me, you almost had me. But really, you should check this out: http://www.worldpolicy.org/projects/arms/reports/israel050602.html

Next time you post something that's out there, do research first. Anyhoo, here's my contribution. Firstly the definition of conspiracy for those of you who don't already know. From Dictionary.com.

2. an evil, unlawful, treacherous, or surreptitious plan formulated in secret by two or more persons; plot.

The invasion of Iraq is the mother of conspiracies. Conspiracy to fool the American public with lies and rhetoric so that they would back the westernization of a country that had a much lower terrorism activity than it does today.

 

[Cortheya]

That the British Government is actually run by rats
or
The Dutch are actually a race of wasp-men hellbent on destroying humanity.
Or maybe just
God!

I believe they're mice, my good sir http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magrathea#Magrathea
My favorite is the whole Men in Black are real or the world is run by Jewish people

 

[Bendon]

There's a theory surrounding 2012 that some planet or star is going to push us closer to the sun and burn up all our pretty faces and that the government knows about it and has massive underground bunkers built to protect our "best and brightest"

 

[kanyatta]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15974_7-insane-conspiracies-that-actually-happened.html

Enjoy.

 

[messy]

Swine flu was created by either GW bush to put pressure on Obama or surgical mask companies to increase sales

 

[Abedeus]

The 9/11 attack was committed by the government.

That's about it for me. Apart from the conspiracy that the government is putting deadly chemicals of some sort in our water and air supply. It's on youtube, called "Conspiracy Fail" from failblog.org. If you don't laugh...well...i can't think of anything to do to you.

The very same thing I was thinking about.

"Just look, at the water! Look! They're adding something to it, and to the air supply (XD)!!"

Sprinkler with killer rainbows!!!

 

[macatombe]

I read a blog somewhere stating that New Zealand ( however you spell it ) created swine flu to kill America by putting it in Mexico.

 

[chstens]

GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL!!!! ahhhh save me from to sun its gonna kill me.

Yeah, i really noticed the damaging effects of global warming back in januari when i was out showeling the damn driveway thanks to an almost record amount of snow coming down...

Then let me tell you something, here in Norway, we had nearly no snow at all, and we usually get alot of it, whereas you, I take it you're american? Had truckloads.

Oh, and one of my favourite theroies is that Jeff Goldblum died in New Zealand.

 

[insanejigsaw]

that osama bin laden is bob the builder in disguise

 

[Ajna]

For the record, to all the people saying "Area 51"...

Area 51 is real. And not as a "let's keep the aliens here" type place (though it may well be, I'm not exactly allowed in). If you google it, it will show you a bunch of stuff about "The Nisell Air Test Site". Basically, it's an area in nevada where they test new military planes. And the occasional nuke (for realz, check out the area around it in Google Earth. There are thousands of tiny hills from nuclear tests).

So, yeah. Area 51 is real, people. To the extent that the government recognizes it. They just don't use "area 51" to describe the place.

As for my most insane conspiracy theory? Definitely the lizard people.

 

[SquirrelPants]

I've always liked the explanation that Illuminatus! gave for the JFK shooting. If I remember correctly, there were...three people, Oswald, Harry Coin, and some other dude whose name escapes me. Harry was on the highway above, Oswald was in the repository, and the third guy was on the grassy knoll. The third guy's mission was to keep everyone else from killing the president. He had no way to kill the other two guys, so he took the most logical step and killed the president himself.

Or something like that, I haven't read that book in a couple years.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

That the Moon landings were filmed with scripts on a set. . . . .on Pluto.

 

[Fronken]

GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL!!!! ahhhh save me from to sun its gonna kill me.

Yeah, i really noticed the damaging effects of global warming back in januari when i was out showeling the damn driveway thanks to an almost record amount of snow coming down...

Then let me tell you something, here in Norway, we had nearly no snow at all, and we usually get alot of it, whereas you, I take it you're american? Had truckloads.

Your assumption is about as wrong as it can get...

Im Swedish, and Global Warming hasnt made any difference what-so-ever here, we had a crapton of snow, we've had lots of cold/rainy days (as usual) and we've had the same heat as we always have.

 

[chstens]

GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL!!!! ahhhh save me from to sun its gonna kill me.

Yeah, i really noticed the damaging effects of global warming back in januari when i was out showeling the damn driveway thanks to an almost record amount of snow coming down...

Then let me tell you something, here in Norway, we had nearly no snow at all, and we usually get alot of it, whereas you, I take it you're american? Had truckloads.

Your assumption is about as wrong as it can get...

Im Swedish, and Global Warming hasnt made any difference what-so-ever here, we had a crapton of snow, we've had lots of cold/rainy days (as usual) and we've had the same heat as we always have.

Ah, well, I don't really care about global warming anyways.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

The sheep are plotting our ultimate demise. As Monty Python [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkw2DdoskPY] has taught us, they are learning to fly. Smart sheep are rare but when they do appear they are incredibly dangerous. Here is an artist's impression of one of the sheep ringleaders:

 

[Diablini]

http://www.chickenhead.com/bottom50/conspiracy.asp

Also that all the worlds govenments are run by SUPER SPECIAL SPACE LIZARDS!

15. Under cover of night, stealthy mobs of ninja homosexuals beautify your neighborhood.

That's my favorite from that website. So that is the gay agenda!

 

[AlphaOmega]

That Stalin is a moustache attached to a man.

That humans are evolved from ants.

That dragons existed but went extinct because of a war with aliens.

That 75 million years ago, an evil galactic overlord who was also a psychiatrist was having problems with overpopulation on his planets, so he told everyone he was having an IRS meeting, and that they needed to pay taxes. When they came, he shot them with freezing chemicles and put them in boxes, before putting them in space planes that looked like DC8's and dropped them in volcanoes. He then blew them up with hydrogen bombs, and the spirits of the aliens floated up. He then put out screens showing videos of Jesus, Buddha, and all the other religous figures, and the alien spirits decided to cling to our bodies, which is bad for us, and they transferred the videos into our minds. But the overlord got caught, and they locked him in a mountain where he remains to this day.

Isnt that basicly what Scientologists believe? except that we need to pay them to fund a war vs that overlord cause hell break free or something.

 

[blipblop]

the mormons are biggots and totaly insane!

 

[Davey Woo]

Not serious ones I've heard.
The Government put little microscopic cameras in Ham, to spy on us all. They're called Hameras!
Gravity is just a Government scheme to keep us on Earth!

Serious ones I've heard.
July 7th bombings in London were committed by the French, because we won the Olympic bid over them.