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Hookman

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That the British Government is actually run by rats
or
The Dutch are actually a race of wasp-men hellbent on destroying humanity.
Or maybe just
God!
 

Valkyira

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Queer eye for the straight guy people are in fact CRAB PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
 

Internet Kraken

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Oh yeah, I forget what this theory is called but one theory says that a giant fish lives in the Bermuda Triangle. This giant fish is so big it can eat boats and jump out of the water to eat planes. It is responsible for all the disappearances in the Bermuda Triangle.
 

killgannon

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That Paul McCartney died in 1966 and was replaced by a look alike/sound alike and that clues to this were hidden throughout various songs and album covers.
 

darkless

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Rise from the dead and listen to my crazy conspiracy theory.

My mother just sat here and told me Ireland was sided with the Germans during world war 2 and we gave them the address of Jews so they could bomb them and that's the reason Germany bombed us twice...she's being really serious.

Although my mother is full of crazy conspiracy theories.
 

Unreliable

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[ sarcasm ]
Yes, global warming, because those no good scientists and all their evidence and expertise in their field of climatology has allowed them to gain a foothold of power and are now using it to anger republicans for petty political reasons.
[/sarcasm]

Learn some science.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52KLGqDSAjo&feature=PlayList&p=A4F0994AFB057BB8&index=0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoSVoxwYrKI&feature=PlayList&p=A4F0994AFB057BB8&index=1
 

gigastrike

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The workers at the large hadron collider are working on creating a portal to HELL, which will destroy the magnetic field protecting Earth! This will allow deadly cosmic rays and meteors to bombard the planet and destroy man-kind! However, the Ancients (being total geniuses beyond comprehension) knew that this would eventually happen, so they created structures around the world as a defense system. This system included the Great Pyramid at Giza. So, all we have to do is, when the magnetic field is destroyed, place the mummy which was located into the Great Pyramid inside the secret and hidden "Tomb of the Builder". This will cause (here we go) the structures to fire giant lasers into the sky, which will energize the magnetic fields and foil Satan's plans.

So get crackin' on finding the tomb of the builder ppl.
 
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A bunch of people over yonder think the earth is flat.

www.theflatearthsociety.com


I wish I had something as good as the Reptile people...

Oh wait I do!

There is a group of people who think that the moon is actually God and that by landing on him we have angered him and that is why Hurricane Katrina, global warming and AIDS are happening.
 

teutonicman

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I got a good one; the earth is 6 billion yrs old and was created from from a massive explosion called the big bang.
 

timmytom1

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Sea Age said:
TriggerUnhappy said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
Not really much of a conspiracy theory seeing as how it's only one person, but still funny regardless.
Win.

But we really do need to ask ourselves what is oozing out of our ground. xD
Ghostbusters 2 holds your answer good sir