Craziest conspiracy theories

[QuickDEMOL1SHER]

What is the craziest conspiracy theory you have every heard?
Even if it was just one person.

The one that swept my town was the all the jets passing over were dropping nanobots on us to dissolve the population of our town(about 5000), thus dealing with overpopulation.

Post some!

 

[SonicKoala]

That the evil Jew bankers who run the Federal Reserve are trying to create a one-world government because this will make them even wealthier.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

That the US went to war with Iraq BECAUSE AN ALIEN SPACESHIP LANDED THERE!

 

[BasicMojo]

9/11 was a government plot. [http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons]

 

[Ambrose von Carstein]

Jews did WTC.

 

[FalloutJack]

The craziest conspiracy ever? Simple. It's the one where they accuse me of trying to take over the world. Isn't that just nuts?

*Shoves plans and artillery out of sight*

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

The government does secret nuclear testing on the dark side of the moon.

 

[The Cake Is A Lie]

That Greedo shot first.

 

[axia777]

That Greedo shot first.

This times 1,000,000 for infinity.

 

[Woem]

The moon landing being a hoax. Seriously, that one gets me every time.

 

[Distazo]

That we never landed on the moon.

 

[Killerbunny001]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_Project - this rules, very funny stuff.

Also these need mentioning although I do not have the time to look for the links :

1. Conspiracy theory stating that the Illuminati have a secret base on Mars were they use human slaves for labor.

2. Conspiracy theory stating that the Royal British family are in fact from an alien lizard race that live in Alpha centauri and plan to take over the world.

There were others I just can`t remember right now. When I`ll do I`ll post them here.

 

[Summerstorm]

Uh, i LOVE these theories. I even made one presentation for politics class back in school. I read dozens of those for that.

My Favourite: Hitler is not dead... (wait for it) He traveled with his alien alies to Alpha Centauri, but will come back soon. Everybody knows that the Alpha-Centaurians are tall, blond humanlike. They are one of the races who seeded this world with life, but it detoriated into lesser races. Good thing they have a secondary colony INSIDE the earth. Yes the earth is empty, and there are beeings living on the OTHER side of the crust. The entry point is at the north pole (or was it south, i forgot). Well when the time has come, Hitler will come back and explain everything to us. Also the superior Übermenschen from the inside will join in on a swift strike and unify the world, cleansing all the bad genetics away and restart the seeding project with the pure ones.

That was just awesome...

 

[HentMas]

http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

even i doubth they are for real, jesus christ

 

[Sampler]

HAARP [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program] is controlling your mind.

Most things by David Ike.

And that large food corporation are purposely loading our food with salt and sugar as they're cheap bulking agents creating a nation of obese people.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

The moon landing being a hoax. Seriously, that one gets me every time.

Actually, it wasn't... I know people who were in the photography/film industry back then, and they confirmed that there was some un-fake-able stuff for the level of technology.

 

[Woem]

The moon landing being a hoax. Seriously, that one gets me every time.

Actually, it wasn't... I know people who were in the photography/film industry back then, and they confirmed that there was some un-fake-able stuff for the level of technology.

I know it isn't fake, that's why it aggravates me each time I see it brought up.

 

[Distazo]

Looking over that website it seems like a lot of tongue-in-cheek references to other radical religious groups with anti-scientific views. I read the whole thing and find it very entertaining.