Craziest conspiracy theories
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Ok, alot of these theories are insane. Good job folks.
The most insane one I've read is "The Moon doesn't exist! Its all a hologram!"
The most insane one I've read is "The Moon doesn't exist! Its all a hologram!"
Sadly, this is more "We want to be antisematic, but we people to join us, so we have to stop the jews being victims of that".Kiwibloke said:
Nice link, here's another on the same line [http://www.cracked.com/article_15740_was-911-inside-job.html]BasicMojo said:
Don't pass that stuff onto me, I got my own stash to get rid of... I mean donate. Yeah... Donate.FalloutJack said:
Damnit I hate when quote refused to work. But yeah, to the guy that said you don't need wind to make the flag on the moon move. Yes, you do not need wind for it to move. However, to make it move like that, it would require some sort of outside forces. Did they have the space ship fired up when they were shooting ? no .. hmm well something caused the gustiness..
(I got this from an article that was a satire about filipinos NOT RACIST! this was made by one of them so that they could address their "brain drain" problem this article was called "the contagion is spreading" written by jessica zafra)
The Philippines' #1 export is humans. They go un-noticed in our streets and in other public places. Their real plan is to take over the world. They serve as nannies and cooks in rich peoples homes. As nannies, they "filipinize" the kids they nurture and gain control over them. For example, lets say there is a filipina maid in the whitehouse. They go unnoticed cleaning the place. Then when the president is having a confidential conversation, she hears it all and reports it! (taken from "the contagion is spreading")
The Philippines' #1 export is humans. They go un-noticed in our streets and in other public places. Their real plan is to take over the world. They serve as nannies and cooks in rich peoples homes. As nannies, they "filipinize" the kids they nurture and gain control over them. For example, lets say there is a filipina maid in the whitehouse. They go unnoticed cleaning the place. Then when the president is having a confidential conversation, she hears it all and reports it! (taken from "the contagion is spreading")
I actually work with someone who believes the streams of jet exhaust in the sky are mind manipulation gasses deployed by the government.
But why else would the queen wear long dresses and gloves? exactly. to hide the tail and clawed hands.Killerbunny001 said:
i think the best one i've heard is the J-Rod conspiracy: http://www.boomspeed.com/joseph2/J-Rod.htm
It's pretty crazy but makes for an interesting read.
That meme has been done to death. Seriousely, that's one of the least funny parts of Portal, even.FallenJellyDoughnut said:
I hate conspiracy theorists so, so much... I mean, I get that a lot of you people like them because of their utterly ridiculous 'reasoning' skills, but it really gets to me.Casual Shinji said:
Although one more conspiracy theory does come to mind;
It's part of the whole 9/11 thing, but some people believe there were missiles fired at the twin towers... from the commercial jets due to small features on the planes in photos that they say are missiles, when they are in fact parts of the structure on ALL the types of aircraft that crashed into the WTC towers, and look NOTHING like missiles.
Here's one for you; its not a great conspiracy theory though; mainly because it was later proven to be true.
1978 MURDER OF ALDO MORO
This guy was the Prime Minister of Italy. A left wing terrorist group called the Red Brigade kidnapped him; and then made demands of the Italian Government. The Italian Government refused to give into the demands, and then Red Brigade murdered him.
The fallout was a loss of support for revolutionary left wing groups (remember this was the Cold War), and a new mandate for a hardline approach by the Italian Government on terrorism.
The conspiracy part is that one of the prominent Italian politicians (lets say he was the vice-prime minister for the sake of americanism) from the same political party was believed to have encouraged the Red Brigade into kidnapping the Prime Minister, by telling them that once the demands were made, he and the party would certainly give into them.
However the same high-ranking politician was the one who lead the policy of not giving into the demands, and later leading the hardline agenda against the Red Brigade.
All for the greater good against communism.
How's that for conspiracy?
I can't for the life of me remember the name of the high ranking politician in question. Maybe someone else can fill in the blanks.
EDIT: I believe it was political rival Giulio Andreotti.
EDIT EDIT EDIT... There's actually alot more to this. Also Moro was kidnapped on his way to a vote of confidence about Andreotti's government, with the support of the communists.
1978 MURDER OF ALDO MORO
This guy was the Prime Minister of Italy. A left wing terrorist group called the Red Brigade kidnapped him; and then made demands of the Italian Government. The Italian Government refused to give into the demands, and then Red Brigade murdered him.
The fallout was a loss of support for revolutionary left wing groups (remember this was the Cold War), and a new mandate for a hardline approach by the Italian Government on terrorism.
The conspiracy part is that one of the prominent Italian politicians (lets say he was the vice-prime minister for the sake of americanism) from the same political party was believed to have encouraged the Red Brigade into kidnapping the Prime Minister, by telling them that once the demands were made, he and the party would certainly give into them.
However the same high-ranking politician was the one who lead the policy of not giving into the demands, and later leading the hardline agenda against the Red Brigade.
All for the greater good against communism.
How's that for conspiracy?
I can't for the life of me remember the name of the high ranking politician in question. Maybe someone else can fill in the blanks.
EDIT: I believe it was political rival Giulio Andreotti.
EDIT EDIT EDIT... There's actually alot more to this. Also Moro was kidnapped on his way to a vote of confidence about Andreotti's government, with the support of the communists.
In my earlier post I forgot to mention the theory of the Giants ruling the earth before the humans did. The theory goes on that the Giants went to war against the people of Atlantis and both parties somehow lost the war. After the war the people of Atlantis retreated to the core of the earth with the Giants they captured. And here is the awesome part : They are still alive.