Craziest conspiracy theories

[Jaqen Hghar]

Back in 1969, they never did land on the Moon. They've probably done it now but not back then. But that is subject to opinions, but I say it's fake.

No it's not. It has nothing to do with opinions, they really did land then. If you think anything else, Buzz Aldrin will come home to you and punch you in the face. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOo6aHSY8hU]

9/11 was a goverment setup, anyone who says that this is fake should really take a hard good look at the evidence presented.

Oh yeah, of course. Some conspiracy theories really piss me off for some reason, and this is one of them. And I am not even an American. I think it has to do with getting evidence of human stupidity thrown in my face.
This "theory" is fake. You can just as well believe in the Lizard Hitler Overlord.

 

[chris11246]

Damnit I hate when quote refused to work. But yeah, to the guy that said you don't need wind to make the flag on the moon move. Yes, you do not need wind for it to move. However, to make it move like that, it would require some sort of outside forces. Did they have the space ship fired up when they were shooting ? no .. hmm well something caused the gustiness..

watch the mythbusters episode where they disproved this. They showed that all you need is the momentum from spinning the flag into the ground because the flag will keep trying to spin go to far then go the other way and without air resistance and low gravity it keeps a lot of it momentum

Edit: this also agrees with my understanding of physics (im an engineering major) so im not just taking what they say as fact

 

[Dragonearl]

The theories I see on UFO Hunters. Some people will think of anything to claim they saw or was abducted by an alien on national television.

 

[LeonLethality]

The craziest conspiracy ever? Simple. It's the one where they accuse me of trying to take over the world. Isn't that just nuts?

*Shoves plans and artillery out of sight*

y-yeah I didn't tell anyone of your "plans"... definitely not to improve my odds of my laser eyed pirates taking over the world *shoves the pirates back in the garage*

I actually work with someone who believes the streams of jet exhaust in the sky are mind manipulation gasses deployed by the government.

funny I know a guy who thinks the skies are the only safe place, like the ground is contaminated and that the government is shooting down planes so we aren't safe... wonder what would happen if they met... I smell a sitcom!

Damnit I hate when quote refused to work.

I assume you are on IE that happends to me you gotta scroll up and try quoting them again for it to work

 

[VanityGirl]

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*sigh*
Actually, both have been debunked. The moon landing was done on national television. The mystbusters proved it couldn't have been hoaxed. If you don't believe it, go look at the Mythbusters videos on youtube. (I would pull them up, but my college's internet is crap and it would take too long.)
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And as for the 9/11 conspiracy.. it's exactly that, a conspiracy.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons

 

[TyrantGanado]

I know a guy who believes that the current recession was orchestrated by the New World Order so that they'd have a reason to create a world bank and be in control of everyone's money.
He also believes that around 5 corporations own everything among others. He's cool, but damn he has some crazy theories.

 

[hamster mk 4]

The Craziest Conspiracy theory I heard is that the physics behind geosynchronous satellites don't work, because the earth is the center of the universe and all things rotate around it. What we observe as geosynchronous satellites are actually stationary objects fixed in a giant glass ring secretly constructed around the planet by a Jewish conspiracy.

 

[Kiutu]

That Greedo shot first.

Honestly, I think its cooler in the version where he does shoot. But thats just me I guess.

 

[Lieju]

Evolution doesn't really happen. It was all invented by the evil godless scientists who hate god. And the Earth is really flat.

The Craziest Conspiracy theory I heard is that the physics behind geosynchronous satellites don't work, because the earth is the center of the universe and all things rotate around it. What we observe as geosynchronous satellites are actually stationary objects fixed in a giant glass ring secretly constructed around the planet by a Jewish conspiracy.

Man, those jews really get around.

 

[ejb626]

There was one pro-feminist conspiracy that was both crazy and disturbing and unintentionally hilarious OK... it was record in the 70s and stated by the year 2000 all life on Earth would be destroyed by nuclear war, but heres where it gets crazy. Basically a being called the Great Mother described as blonde haired blue eyed and living on THE SUN, creates a perfect race of women through artificial insemination and basically they live like a giant ant colony.

BUT THEN! The Evil Satan arrives and he is a male *gasp* what a disgusting creature, he convinces some of the women to mate with him and creates males who take over society.

Followers believed that men should be either extirminated or womens' slaves. And that in 2000 UFOs would arrive and save anyone who revoked sex, alchohal, drugs, and caffeine (isn't that a drug?) and who was a woman of course and they'd fly to Mars and live happily ever after

I'm all for women's rights and such but Jesus Christ

 

[cartzo]

countries are a little bit closer to each other than they tell you, they're all in on it airline pilots, map makers, when you go up in a plane they fly you around in a circle for an hour or two to make you think you've flown further. you could walk to germany in 12 hours.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Oh dear folks, all this is nothing compared to the hilarious hollow earth theory:

Some version even says that Hitler is still alive, escaped to that inner earth and is preparing a massive invasion down below, all with the aid of those good ol' lizardmen, shooting out flying saucers and the likes. It's like a "Best of" collection of conspiracy theories.

That has to be one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. If that were true, the Earth wouldn't have enough mass to maintain the gravitational field required to hold the moon in orbit, nevermind holding us to the surface or the atmosphere in place.

 

[Iron Criterion]

There is a conspiracy going round that I'm not utterly amazing and good looking.

In all seriousness I think the world ending one if only because of the fact it is predicted every year in interchangable ways

 

[Iron Criterion]

At the risk of being branded stupid I actually find the idea of a New World Order interesting because it is very possible

 

[Fronken]

Either that Obama and Osama are the same person (but in make-up) or (and im not making this one up myself...) that Asians are the result of marsians coming down to earth in ancient times and mating with the primitive mankind that was around back then, and their offspring (a marsians and a homosapiens) created asian people.

Im much to lazy to search up the site i read this, but i guarantee you, there are actually people who believe this.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

This is my favorite by far. It is entitled "Royal Bloodlines, Mars, Tom Cruise, Star Wars, and the Black Pope."

 

[Rocksa]

The sad thing is that the best ones, like the Montauk Project, the Hollow Earth theory, and the thing about the royal family and kennedy's and several other important people being lizard men...All of them are just too awesome to be true.

The best conspiracy that I can think of is the one where during the Kennedy administration there was a plan to deal with Cuba that involved the United States creating terrorism against itself as an excuse to go to war. There were plans to do everything from assassinating public figures to sabotaging a NASA rocket so that it would kill the astronauts inside. The plan was approved by everyone that knew about it, every general and advisor to the president gave it the go ahead. And the only reason it didn't happen is because Kennedy took one look and just asked, "Seriously guys, the f-ck?!".

Of course the best thing about that one is that it is true, and it means that my country is run by some grade A idiots.