Craziest conspiracy theories

[chris11246]

This is my favorite by far. It is entitled "Royal Bloodlines, Mars, Tom Cruise, Star Wars, and the Black Pope."

I believe that im not alone in saying what?

 

[hotacidbath]

I like to browse /x/. I've seen so many crazy ass conspiracy theories that I just start to blank them out after a while. I think the NWO reptilian ones have to be my favorite though. Everything on this site is also pure conspiracy gold.

This is my favorite by far. It is entitled "Royal Bloodlines, Mars, Tom Cruise, Star Wars, and the Black Pope."

What what WHAT?!

 

[USSR]

Scientology

I..
Oh my god, I couldn't have though of anything better.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

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*sigh*
Actually, both have been debunked. The moon landing was done on national television. The mystbusters proved it couldn't have been hoaxed. If you don't believe it, go look at the Mythbusters videos on youtube. (I would pull them up, but my college's internet is crap and it would take too long.)
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And as for the 9/11 conspiracy.. it's exactly that, a conspiracy.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons

While I wouldn't believe anything from Mythbusters, anyone who thinks the moon landing was faked needs some rubber wallpaper. My dad watched it live on the telly. Same with 9/11. I watched those aeroplanes fly into the towers, live on TV. That was probably the most well documented and widely recorded and witnessed event in the history of the world. And people are still calling it a conspiracy. Some people are just really thick.

 

[WickedSkin]

About 9/11 there actually was a conspiracy. I reckon the religious extremists conspired... Isn't that the word? Not the US government though, just a bunch of pissed off Muslim extremists. It's a really really far-fetched and stupid conspiracy. As are everything about LHC and the JFK assassination. Still you should never trust the government people! They ARE your enemy. At least if you are a freedom lover

The world is full of morons with to much time. Windows LIVE is a conspiracy! Again! AAAH!

 

[Nitpicker of the Wastes]

Santa Claus shot JFK.

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Also, I'd have to go with the wacky list of similarities between Lincoln and JFK as my favourite.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

This is my favorite by far. It is entitled "Royal Bloodlines, Mars, Tom Cruise, Star Wars, and the Black Pope."

I believe that im not alone in saying what?

Well the Illuminati have their hooks into everything in the media, and basically the Queen, George Bush and the Pope are in the Illuminati. Tom Cruise has been visiting.. someone or other... for some reason... and they all walk on red carpets. This proves some kind of link or other. The vid will explain everything. Or possibly it won't. It all depends on how little sleep you have had.

 

[METC]

Giygas is a fetus!

Sorry, any SM.netters?

 

[The Jono]

Titanic was an insurance job.

Lincoln shot first.

 

[KrakFoxx]

That we never landed on the moon.

Ninja'd

 

[chris11246]

The moon landing being a hoax. Seriously, that one gets me every time.

The moon landing WAS a hoax. We went to the moon, did our moon stuff, only to discover the film wasnt in the camera. So we made shot a reenactment of it at area 51.

Get your facts straight.

You need to get your facts straight the moon landing wasn't reenacted in area 51 it was reenacted on Mars obviously.

 

[Symplify]

That there is a magical man in the sky who watches everything you and everyone else does and judges you all when you die to see whether or not you are worthy of entering his super-exclusive club of endless happiness.

 

[Symplify]

Titanic was an insurance job.

Lincoln shot first.

WTC was done to collect a Jew's insurance money. That's just a tad ridiculous, Jews don't love money enough to kill thousands for it.

 

[FranzTyphid]

chem trails.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Obama is apparently the Anti Christ

http://nstarzone.com/ANTICHRIST.html


Gun Control is bad

http://nstarzone.com/GUNS.html

The Medical Establishment is satanical

http://nstarzone.com/HEALING.html

 

[Something Amyss]

9/11 was a goverment setup, anyone who says that this is fake should really take a hard good look at the evidence presented.

See, silly as the 9/11 conspiracy is, it gets even sillier when we are implored by the "truther" to "look at the evidence." Such a generic claim is hard to refute due to the lack of any specifics.

 

[The Cake Is A Lie]

That Greedo shot first.

This times 1,000,000 for infinity.

You sir get a cookie

Spoiler

 

[Joe Matsuda]

Topically-applied fluoride doesn't prevent tooth decay. It does render teeth detectable by satellite.

The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister!

There was a magic bullet! It was forged by Illuminati mystics to prevent us from learning the truth!..........i love The Question...

 

[The Cake Is A Lie]

That Greedo shot first.

Honestly, I think its cooler in the version where he does shoot. But thats just me I guess.

For me it's a close call on which I like more, but I've got to lean towards the 'bad guy'.