Craziest conspiracy theories

[Vergast]

i love this thread so much i wish i could marry it.
Im seriusly impressed with the rainbow one... its a sign of the gay apocolypse i think!

 

[Dudemeister]

that jesus was real ... that's just absured!

You know what isn't absurd?
Correct spelling and capital letters.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Back in 1969, they never did land on the Moon. They've probably done it now but not back then. But that is subject to opinions, but I say it's fake.

No it's not. It has nothing to do with opinions, they really did land then. If you think anything else, Buzz Aldrin will come home to you and punch you in the face. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOo6aHSY8hU]

I think they did land on the moon. The reason for that is something my science teacher told me that made a lot of sense.

It was a space race.

The russions were tracking them every step of the way. Can you image the shitstorm the russians would have kicked up if they saw them fly around the block and come home?

 

[asdasdasdasda]

9/11 conspiracies, and moon landing conspiracies.

 

[SilentStranger]

God, conspiracy theorists drive me up the walls, its not even entertaining, it's just annoying. They accuse me of being close minded and ignorant, yet refuse to listen to any evidence contrary to their beliefs, and they are so desperate to feel unique and enlightened that they make shit up about the greatest tragedies, or the best accomplishments we have. Moon landing deniers, holocaust deniers and 9/11 theorists especially.

Also, the word "sheeple" drives me into a bloody rage. Seriously, to the guy in this thread who belives that the moonlanding was fake, where is your proof of this?!

 

[captainwillies]

That the evil Jew bankers who run the Federal Reserve are trying to create a one-world government because this will make them even wealthier.

really? thats not that crazy. people believe in that because really there is no way to check up on that kinda stuff. surely the "Cubed sun" and "hollow earth" theorists are much crazier?

 

[Davey Woo]

Gravity is just a government plot to keep us on Earth!

Ham is a method the government use to spy on us, they put tiny little cameras inside, called Hameras!

Sorry, Bill Bailey.

 

[captainwillies]

That the US went to war with Iraq BECAUSE AN ALIEN SPACESHIP LANDED THERE!

NO WRONG! its because there is a Stargate under the desert left by the Sumerian Gods thousands of years ago.....geez.

 

[Superior Mind]

Well I read this thing once that was about a dude who was convinced that the moon didn't exist and was a conspiracy in order to sell frogs to gymnysts or something I can't remember. Got it from Yahrzee's site.
http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/essays/moon.htm

 

[cuddly_tomato]

That the US went to war with Iraq BECAUSE AN ALIEN SPACESHIP LANDED THERE!

NO WRONG! its because there is a Stargate under the desert left by the Sumerian Gods thousands of years ago.....geez.

No, you are wrong! It was because of weapons of mass destruction and a connection to 9/11!

Ho ho ho.... that crazy theory gets me every time...

 

[captainwillies]

God

not a conspiracy. just mass delusion. geez get it right.

In my earlier post I forgot to mention the theory of the Giants ruling the earth before the humans did. The theory goes on that the Giants went to war against the people of Atlantis and both parties somehow lost the war. After the war the people of Atlantis retreated to the core of the earth with the Giants they captured. And here is the awesome part : They are still alive.

that sounds more like Mayan mythology than conspiracy theories.

 

[Jark212]

Two words: Lizard people...

Spoiler

http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/magazine/15-11/st_best

Some goodies here...

 

[Svenparty]

Jewish Hollywood
Frozen Disney
Columbine Third Shooter(Also a Goverment planned theory on this)
Elvis Isn't Dead
9/11

 

[shotgunbob]

Mudkip was created by the government to fight the dutch during World War 3 in the 1970's but Mudkip escaped from the government lab, he was later found by the Japanese who initated his mind control powers to take over the internet

 

[SonicKoala]

That the evil Jew bankers who run the Federal Reserve are trying to create a one-world government because this will make them even wealthier.

really? thats not that crazy. people believe in that because really there is no way to check up on that kinda stuff. surely the "Cubed sun" and "hollow earth" theorists are much crazier?

Really? That's not that crazy? Granted, it doesn't rival the sheer stupidity of things like the hollowed earth theory, but what I find alarming is that the conspiracy theory I stated is one of the most prominently accepted conspiracies amongst conspiracy theorists, despite the fact that it defies all logic and is simply fuelled by the long history of anti-semitism that has plagued western society for hundreds of years. The explanation for the Jews wanting a one-world government is so they would be in control of ALL the world's money, as opposed to just the US's - it is literally one enormous joke based off the stereotypical assumption that Jews are greedy, money-hungry and immoral, and will stop at nothing until all the precious money belongs to them. In other words, it's fucking retarded. That being said, it's one of my favourite theories (it was the one part of "Zeitgeist" that I laughed out loud at), and although the whole "greedy Jew" thing is overdone, it always gives me a good laugh.

 

[SonicKoala]

Yeah, I accidently double posted, so this comment is irrelevant - please ignore

 

[woodsymoments]

i've heard of one that ppl are saying that the moon is a conspiracy that the american government created to control the world

 

[darkless]

the reason Ireland was bombed during world war II was because Eamon De'Velera secretly supported Hitler and using a network of German spy's sent him the address of Jews in Ireland and the Germans where bombing there houses.

Courtesy of my mother...Oh how I wish I was making this up.

 

[mminc]

Scientology