Craziest conspiracy theories
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Elasticity? You don't think they'd have a normal flag on a planet with no atmosphere, right? I believe it has a wireframe.GamerPhate said:
Well played.Signa said:
Being a fan of Stargate, this is doubly-retarded to me.
I cannot even BEGIN to say all the things he's got wrong and is completely making up; my mind is completely shot down at every turn because of this guy! Oh, and he references faked moon landings, just like every conspiracy theorist and their dog. I'm surprised he didn't mention that Elvis was still alive somewhere.
Someone seriously needs to introduce these people to the Occam's Razor principle. Actually, that probably wouldn't do any good; they'd probably say some dumb shit like Occam's Razor being a way to control the populace into not questioning the explanations the governments make and ignoring people like the conspiracy theorists.
You, sir, have officially blown my mind by showing me a new, deeper, darker level of human retardation. Thank you. (Believe it or not, that wasn't sarcastic.)
Glad I could help. Both Satan's Stargate and Rainbow Sprinkler have been saved to my Youtube favorites for years now. Dboots (sprinkler lady) has a whole series of videos where she sees something that feels out of place for her, and it's usually something perfectly normal. I remember one where she was convinced the ground was moving, and she was there filming it. I couldn't even tell what she was accusing of causing the disturbance. At least with the sprinkler you could see the rainbow, even if she was trying to deny it as a normal occurrence.MGlBlaze said:
She even has an Encyclopedia Dramatica page dedicated to her
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Dboots
This is the weirdest one I've heard of. David Shayler a former MI5 intelligence officer now lives as Dolores Kent. He believes that he is the messiah who will save mankind by turning people onto the virtues of hemp. He also believes that the Americans staged 9/11 and that Jesus Christ was a transvestite, just like him.
Hm, the craziest one I have ever heard would have to be that Pokemon is a Jewish conspiracy to corrupt the minds of Muslim children.
Pff, yeah. Everyone knows it's Crab People that live down there anyway, not lizardmen...Assassinator said:Oh dear folks, all this is nothing compared to the hilarious hollow earth theory:
Some version even says that Hitler is still alive, escaped to that inner earth and is preparing a massive invasion down below, all with the aid of those good ol' lizardmen, shooting out flying saucers and the likes. It's like a "Best of" collection of conspiracy theories.
Lucky Charms Cereal
See the part of Lucky Charms that is the good for you part that provide nutrients and minerals are shaped like crosses and ichthys. These are symbols of christianity. The sugary, sweet, tastey part of the cereal are shaped like pentagrams, moons, clovers etc...all traditional pagan symbols. So what they are trying to say is that christianity, while boring and tasteless, will provide you with sustenance and keep you regular, and paganism, while fun, sweet, exciting and colorful, will rot your teeth and make you fat.
See the part of Lucky Charms that is the good for you part that provide nutrients and minerals are shaped like crosses and ichthys. These are symbols of christianity. The sugary, sweet, tastey part of the cereal are shaped like pentagrams, moons, clovers etc...all traditional pagan symbols. So what they are trying to say is that christianity, while boring and tasteless, will provide you with sustenance and keep you regular, and paganism, while fun, sweet, exciting and colorful, will rot your teeth and make you fat.
America's full of the bloody things. I'd have to say my favourite would be "9/11 was planned by the government". Feckin' ridiculous.
The moon landing WAS a hoax. We went to the moon, did our moon stuff, only to discover the film wasnt in the camera. So we made shot a reenactment of it at area 51.Woem said:
Get your facts straight.
That jews are responsible for everything. Why is it always jews that get picked on? WHY!? It doesn't make any since it's like "hmm...we need a villian....HOW ABOUT JEWZ!?"