Craziest/ supidest theories you have ever heard

[Jegsimmons]

all i can think of now is Scientology's origin, and the reptilianoid conspiracy.

Pretty sure you can't mock Scientology now. They are legit, I think. My Google Chrome spell check doesn't read it wrong.

Oh yes you can. You can mock anything you want.

Well, apparently you can't. At least, not here. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.337758.13663836]

there's mocking, but then there's just being a jerk (like the linked post), a fuzzy line but not invisible.

 

[Victor Kwak]

There are lot of atheists on these forums... All these comments about religion and not a single "But God is real!" comment. Love it. We need to get rid of all religions of the world. I want my children to grow up in a world that's not stupid.

Wow condescending much? You're as bad as the religious people who say atheists are immoral and evil.

OT: Time cube gets my vote.

There are lot of atheists on these forums... All these comments about religion and not a single "But God is real!" comment. Love it. We need to get rid of all religions of the world. I want my children to grow up in a world that's not stupid.

so living in a world full of bigots is ok? you know, when you act like that, you make atheist look MORE blind than most religious people.

Seriously, what is wrong with you people? For being on the same site that praises it self for being logical and sensible you people sure are allowing illogical people spewing straight up hate speech to run amok.


But on another note the theory that the jews run the world is stupid. Why does everyone hate jews?

I'm not sure that there is anything about my comment that promotes bigotry, immoral, or condescending.

im gonna stop you right there, didnt even read anything else on your post.

Let me explain something, calling people stupid for haveing a different view than your own is bigotry and a little fascist. Calling for the banning of religions is not only a horrific violation of civil rights but is EXTREMELY bigoted. Thats as bad as saying we should ban gays or blacks. And quite frankly, i think the atheist on the internet are more annoying and mean spirited than a nut case over religious guy because there is a hypocrisy that goes with it, and its really bad on this site. If i said we should ban atheist, my ass would be banned from any IP resembling this one.

Personally, i have no real beef with atheist,some good friends of mine are secular, but my god, some of you just make it to where NO one want to be you guys. Logical thinking? yeah right. If you want to be logical, actually be logical and respectful.

And i know im ranting and sounding kind of douchey, but these forums need to straighten up there attitude if anyone want to take them seriously.Cause right now, i rather hang out on /b/ with some rational thought.

also, just to spite your original comment...God is real.

First off, let me just thank you for reading my entire post. It's good to know that there are some religious people out there willing to listen to the other side. So calling people stupid for having different views than myself is bigotry... So... I'm being a bigot because I think that Hitler was a douche, right? I mean, he thought white people should rule the earth. But hey, we're all different, right? By your logic, aren't you practicing hypocrisy in saying that you think people on these forums are annoying and mean spirited? And I did not say I want a ban on religion. Quite the contrary. I LOVE the idea of religious freedom. I want to get rid of religion by having people actually NOT BELIEVE in religion out of choice, not banning it. Just like how no one believes in the Greek gods anymore. Sure, people can, but no one does. People just got rid of the notion that the Greek gods were real. And no, even if I were saying that we should ban religion, which I'm not, to compare that to banning blacks and gays is a severe logical fallacy, as blacks and gays are real, and God is not, until proven otherwise. Which brings me to you last statement: If you think God is real, well then, good for you, for, if you are Christian, you believe in a god that condones slavery, sexism, gay hate, etc., and if you're Muslim, you believe in a god that condones slavery, sexism.......yeah.... You don't have to respond. I know you religious people don't like to read. You guys don't even read your own books.

 

[Jegsimmons]

There are lot of atheists on these forums... All these comments about religion and not a single "But God is real!" comment. Love it. We need to get rid of all religions of the world. I want my children to grow up in a world that's not stupid.

Wow condescending much? You're as bad as the religious people who say atheists are immoral and evil.

OT: Time cube gets my vote.

There are lot of atheists on these forums... All these comments about religion and not a single "But God is real!" comment. Love it. We need to get rid of all religions of the world. I want my children to grow up in a world that's not stupid.

so living in a world full of bigots is ok? you know, when you act like that, you make atheist look MORE blind than most religious people.

Seriously, what is wrong with you people? For being on the same site that praises it self for being logical and sensible you people sure are allowing illogical people spewing straight up hate speech to run amok.


But on another note the theory that the jews run the world is stupid. Why does everyone hate jews?

I'm not sure that there is anything about my comment that promotes bigotry, immoral, or condescending.

im gonna stop you right there, didnt even read anything else on your post.

Let me explain something, calling people stupid for haveing a different view than your own is bigotry and a little fascist. Calling for the banning of religions is not only a horrific violation of civil rights but is EXTREMELY bigoted. Thats as bad as saying we should ban gays or blacks. And quite frankly, i think the atheist on the internet are more annoying and mean spirited than a nut case over religious guy because there is a hypocrisy that goes with it, and its really bad on this site. If i said we should ban atheist, my ass would be banned from any IP resembling this one.

Personally, i have no real beef with atheist,some good friends of mine are secular, but my god, some of you just make it to where NO one want to be you guys. Logical thinking? yeah right. If you want to be logical, actually be logical and respectful.

And i know im ranting and sounding kind of douchey, but these forums need to straighten up there attitude if anyone want to take them seriously.Cause right now, i rather hang out on /b/ with some rational thought.

also, just to spite your original comment...God is real.

First off, let me just thank you for reading my entire post. It's good to know that there are some religious people out there willing to listen to the other side. So calling people stupid for having different views than myself is bigotry... So... I'm being a bigot because I think that Hitler was a douche, right? I mean, he thought white people should rule the earth. But hey, we're all different, right? By your logic, aren't you practicing hypocrisy in saying that you think people on these forums are annoying and mean spirited? And I did not say I want a ban on religion. Quite the contrary. I LOVE the idea of religious freedom. I want to get rid of religion by having people actually NOT BELIEVE in religion out of choice, not banning it. Just like how no one believes in the Greek gods anymore. Sure, people can, but no one does. People just got rid of the notion that the Greek gods were real. And no, even if I were saying that we should ban religion, which I'm not, to compare that to banning blacks and gays is a severe logical fallacy, as blacks and gays are real, and God is not, until proven otherwise. Which brings me to you last statement: If you think God is real, well then, good for you, for, if you are Christian, you believe in a god that condones slavery, sexism, gay hate, etc., and if you're Muslim, you believe in a god that condones slavery, sexism.......yeah.... You don't have to respond. I know you religious people don't like to read. You guys don't even read your own books.

way to exaggerate and twist meanings.
No, Hitler was a douche because he murdered innocents. An action universally agreed on as wrong. So that logic doesnt work.
No it's not hypocrisy by saying i think people (not all) on these forums are annoying and mean spirited because thats a factual observation that is not exclusive to any one ethnic group or race. it's an observation of people in general.
Also, if that was your view point of religion in the first place, then why do you say 'Ban religions', thats not even remotely the same, not even in the same ball park. Also Not all religions are based on a god, and you cannot prove god isnt real. As a 'logical thinker' you may disagree with the idea but acknowledge there is not way to prove nor disprove.

Also, your last few lines of that were STRAIGHT UP BIGOTRY!! dear lord man your doing it again! No my god doesnt condone any of that, my god is a loving god who loves all including gays, women , non believers ect.
And saying i dont like to read? Buddy, im damn sure ive read the bible more than you have, instead of makeing up vague assumptions you probably picked up from the internet. Ive probably read more history books too and came to the conclusion that religion (while haveing some dark sides) has been probably one of the greatest factors to human advancement and culture.

Also, some people still believe in the greek gods. Shows how much YOU read.

 

[Victor Kwak]

There are lot of atheists on these forums... All these comments about religion and not a single "But God is real!" comment. Love it. We need to get rid of all religions of the world. I want my children to grow up in a world that's not stupid.

Wow condescending much? You're as bad as the religious people who say atheists are immoral and evil.

OT: Time cube gets my vote.

There are lot of atheists on these forums... All these comments about religion and not a single "But God is real!" comment. Love it. We need to get rid of all religions of the world. I want my children to grow up in a world that's not stupid.

so living in a world full of bigots is ok? you know, when you act like that, you make atheist look MORE blind than most religious people.

Seriously, what is wrong with you people? For being on the same site that praises it self for being logical and sensible you people sure are allowing illogical people spewing straight up hate speech to run amok.


But on another note the theory that the jews run the world is stupid. Why does everyone hate jews?

I'm not sure that there is anything about my comment that promotes bigotry, immoral, or condescending.

im gonna stop you right there, didnt even read anything else on your post.

Let me explain something, calling people stupid for haveing a different view than your own is bigotry and a little fascist. Calling for the banning of religions is not only a horrific violation of civil rights but is EXTREMELY bigoted. Thats as bad as saying we should ban gays or blacks. And quite frankly, i think the atheist on the internet are more annoying and mean spirited than a nut case over religious guy because there is a hypocrisy that goes with it, and its really bad on this site. If i said we should ban atheist, my ass would be banned from any IP resembling this one.

Personally, i have no real beef with atheist,some good friends of mine are secular, but my god, some of you just make it to where NO one want to be you guys. Logical thinking? yeah right. If you want to be logical, actually be logical and respectful.

And i know im ranting and sounding kind of douchey, but these forums need to straighten up there attitude if anyone want to take them seriously.Cause right now, i rather hang out on /b/ with some rational thought.

also, just to spite your original comment...God is real.

First off, let me just thank you for reading my entire post. It's good to know that there are some religious people out there willing to listen to the other side. So calling people stupid for having different views than myself is bigotry... So... I'm being a bigot because I think that Hitler was a douche, right? I mean, he thought white people should rule the earth. But hey, we're all different, right? By your logic, aren't you practicing hypocrisy in saying that you think people on these forums are annoying and mean spirited? And I did not say I want a ban on religion. Quite the contrary. I LOVE the idea of religious freedom. I want to get rid of religion by having people actually NOT BELIEVE in religion out of choice, not banning it. Just like how no one believes in the Greek gods anymore. Sure, people can, but no one does. People just got rid of the notion that the Greek gods were real. And no, even if I were saying that we should ban religion, which I'm not, to compare that to banning blacks and gays is a severe logical fallacy, as blacks and gays are real, and God is not, until proven otherwise. Which brings me to you last statement: If you think God is real, well then, good for you, for, if you are Christian, you believe in a god that condones slavery, sexism, gay hate, etc., and if you're Muslim, you believe in a god that condones slavery, sexism.......yeah.... You don't have to respond. I know you religious people don't like to read. You guys don't even read your own books.

way to exaggerate and twist meanings.
No, Hitler was a douche because he murdered innocents. An action universally agreed on as wrong. So that logic doesnt work.
No it's not hypocrisy by saying i think people (not all) on these forums are annoying and mean spirited because thats a factual observation that is not exclusive to any one ethnic group or race. it's an observation of people in general.
Also, if that was your view point of religion in the first place, then why do you say 'Ban religions', thats not even remotely the same, not even in the same ball park. Also Not all religions are based on a god, and you cannot prove god isnt real. As a 'logical thinker' you may disagree with the idea but acknowledge there is not way to prove nor disprove.

Also, your last few lines of that were STRAIGHT UP BIGOTRY!! dear lord man your doing it again! No my god doesnt condone any of that, my god is a loving god who loves all including gays, women , non believers ect.
And saying i dont like to read? Buddy, im damn sure ive read the bible more than you have, instead of makeing up vague assumptions you probably picked up from the internet. Ive probably read more history books too and came to the conclusion that religion (while haveing some dark sides) has been probably one of the greatest factors to human advancement and culture.

Also, some people still believe in the greek gods. Shows how much YOU read.

Well, no. Hitler is not universally considered a douche. That's why there are the Neo-Nazis. It's a generally accepted fact, but to say universal is quite broad. And you did say "And quite frankly, i think the atheist on the internet are more annoying and mean spirited than a nut case over religious guy because there is a hypocrisy that goes with it, and its really bad on this site." And not once did I mention anything about religion being banned. If you'd read my posts, which, apparently, you haven't, you'd know that. I said we should get rid of religion. Religion as in beliefs. Get rid of beliefs that have no evidence to support. And you're absolutely correct. I cannot, nor, to my knowledge, can anyone else to this day, prove that a god does or does not exist. But that doesn't mean we should make up stuff to fill in the blanks. And pointing out what the bible says is bigotry? I'm going to assume you're Christian since you did mention the bible. Exodus 21, 22, and 23, God mentions things about condoning slavery, killing witches, giving him everyone's first sons, and sacrificing the best fruits and liquor, among other things. If you want more examples, I would be happy to oblige, as there are MANY. And that thing about Greek Gods: yes, there are people who believe. But very few. Nonetheless, it was a bad example. I will retract that example, and I will in it's stead use the "children's belief in the tooth fairy before they outgrew it" example. And yes, religion has, indeed, in some ways, advanced human culture. But it has just as much done the opposite as well.