Craziest thing you've ever done in a hotel room?

[22steve5150]

me and the wife in los angeles a few years ago, got a room and noticed a lady who went to high school with my wife (dont think they liked each other much) who was checking into the room right next door with 2 guys. we went at it and when we were done we heard them LOUDLY going at it next door, so we then go at it again but very loudly. then they did again, then us again, like it was some kind of a war or contest....after about 4 hours they won.

 

[NoeL]

Let's see...

On one occasion I snorted a crushed up biscuit (aka a cookie for you American folk).
On another occasion I drank a cocktail made from pretty much every kind of liquid we could find in the place. Had beer, vodka, raw egg, pepper, a Berocca tablet, cream soda, tomato and bbq sauce... and probably some other stuff I can't remember.
On another occasion I made a girl squirt but the towel I laid down wasn't adequate. Ended up soaking most of the bed. Poor cleaner.

 

[Hman121]

wrestled with my buddies, breaking the bed and lamp in the process, then threw up on the floor in the middle of the night and covered the floor in TP and threw the hotel blankets over it. When it was morning, My buddies and I hauled ass out of that place! XD

 

[jameskillalot]

Sleep, crazy crazy times. All that time I spent asleep in hotel rooms is pretty sweet.

 

[manaman]

This story starts with me getting drunk. Drunk in Seattle. It ends with me being banned from the hotel, and paying for a door. Who wants to fill in the blank in the middle?

Drank virgin blood out of a hollowed out goat skull in the glorious name of Satan

That's wimpy stuff.

If you are not sacrificing the virgin it's not a real ritual.

 

[OutcastBOS]

Three words. "Slayer" and "Mosh Pit".

Or, to go into more detail, we played Slayer as loud as we could and had a jolly ol' mosh in our room to piss off our neighbors...who decided to keep us up the night before having a fuck-fest.

 

[Raineheart]

Bought five boxes of plastic wrap, and wrapped a mate of ours to his bed. Then left the TV on the 7th Heaven marathon. For three hours. He hated us.
Hilarious, though, totally worth it.

 

[Skops]

Hilarious story... Well for me anyway lol. It twas the summer of '08 my gf at the time moved to St. Catherines Ontario for school. I knew for a fact that she was going to try and dump me while hiding her guilt that she had cheated on me the week before (I heard from her friend). I tell her to book and pay in advance because it's close to Niagra Falls and summer is high time for hotels in Niagra. She buys it. I go there, sure enough, when she tries to sit me down for "the talk" I act shocked, appalled, and broken. She leaves.. And the fun begins:

I go out to a bar, get drunk, seal the deal with a random chick. take her back to the hotel and, you know the rest here. the next mourning I take a shit and piss on the bed, break a mirror and flood the bath tub. It was all in her name!

 

[Ldude893]

Ramming a door after some roommates during a school trip tried to lock me out; causing the doorframe to snap off in the process.

 

[DMac the Knife]

This wasn't my room, belonged to some work friends, but I was there. Anyway, we were at a conference and he and his roommate threw a party in their suite. By next morning there were vomit and s#!t hand prints on both bathroom walls, puke in the sinks, and massive amounts of spilled food and drink all over. There were at least 100 people at the party drinking, dancing, playing cards, messing around, the usual... They spent four hours cleaning the worst of the mess themselves and then left a $300 tip for the maids. It was a great party.

 

[StBishop]

Had my nursery?

Hit in the balls with an orange?

Delivered 12 toasted sandwiches to one bloke?

Sex with a colleague while I was supposed to be working?

You decide.

 

[Twilight.falls]

I once stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel. Decided to cause a little friendly mischief. I took all the sodas and alcohol from the minifridge and stacked them into several pyramids all around the room. Didn't drink any, just wanted to stack.


Yeah, I'm such a rebel.

 

[Nieroshai]

Sex. Sorry, I'm boring. The only other thing I do in hotel rooms is sleep.

 

[RaNDM G]

I lost a Hot Wheel in a hotel room when I was eight... It was one of my favorites. Now I'm never going to get it back.

*sniff*

 

[Aphex Demon]

Covered up the smoke detector and hotboxed it..

 

[Stasisesque]

Sex, drugs, broke a lamp. Have also spent the night in hotel rooms without paying.

Not really very exciting.

 

[FalloutJack]

This isn't something that I did, but I have to say it for how bloody hilarious it is.

A friend of mine, on a trip, slept the night in a jacuzzi.

 

[Grayjack]

I don't think I've done anything crazy in a hotel room. I am a boring person.