Crazy Christian Forum Members Believe Portal 2 Promotes Anal Sex??

[Skops]

Fellow Escapists, I know most of you have heard of this forum site, Landover Baptist Church Forum, and some of the most retarded stuff they have ever spawned. But now, they are literally attacking Portal 2 and claiming it promotes "anal sex", "stealing credit cards information" and amongst other things:

View the forum and the post that started it:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63326

Sometimes, I honestly think these people can't be for real...

 

[Frozengale]

This is a fake site I'm pretty sure....

EDIT- Yup, next time do some research...like just look it up in a Wiki article...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

 

[subject_87]

...You do know that this is a well-known trolling site, right? Well, Poe's Law strikes again.

 

[mireko]

Landoverbaptist is still a satirical site.

 

[Jamboxdotcom]

Hahahahaha. That's awesome. Only one problem: Landover Baptist isn't real. It's a parody of other Fundamentalists. Dang, multi-ninja'd.

 

[s0m3th1ng]

Those."People. Are. TROLLS.
(And not real)

 

[MrJKapowey]

I thought this 'crazy moron' site was a joke one. Like satiring the WBC and others - havn't you seen the OP's 'title' "Trying to out-Methusalah Methusalah".

 

[EvilPicnic]

ffs dude... this is a joke... satire, man!

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Aren't they a satirical group? I believe that this is Poe's law in action.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Sometimes, I honestly think these people can't be for real...

Ummmm...they're not. Landover Baptist is fake. Like, not real. A big joke. A parody. Satire. Whatever.

In any case, it's not to be taken seriously. Their articles and forum posts are meant to be humorous.

 

[Jamboxdotcom]

... doesn't it?
Wondered when this was going to show up here xD

Also this, best Portal 2 review ever:
http://christwire.org/2011/04/is-portal-2-safe-for-the-christain-family/ (do not look at if easily offended)

Might wanna add an NSFW disclaimer there, too. Looks awesome, otherwise, though. I just about died laughing reading the captions on the pics.

 

[SillyNilly]

Landoverbaptist is still a satirical site.

I suspected this as much, never heard of Landover Bapist before, kept my guard up. There is no way this could've been real, at least in my eyes.

Thanks OP, I had a good laugh. I am GLaD.

Well, Poe's Law strikes again.

Yes...

 

[Akytalusia]

he's obviously just a troll.

EDIT: oh, it's that kind of site. i see. just like the onion news network.

 

[ramboondiea]

sure it does, did no one else find the super secret test chamber in portal 2, it was just asses asses asses

 

[IndianaJonny]

*sigh* Their proof for Portal promoting anal sex is a link to an IGN thread entitled "Portal sucks ass" - right, well there's your credentials well and truly blown out the water.

I doubt Mr "Impregnating your own daughter is NOT rape" has played Portal 2 or even of sound enough mid to be anything but inflammatory.

 

[Canid117]

Ah Poe's Law! [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law] what would we do without you?

 

[ryai458]

You got trolled its a joke.

 

[DustyDrB]

Really? Ugh...yay for even more reasons to have to prove that I'm not an idiot or a bigot because I'm a Christian.

Edit: Oh. So people are saying it's a satire site. I've never heard of it. I'm not really one for exploring the internet...

I get all my satire from The Onion.