Crazy Christian Forum Members Believe Portal 2 Promotes Anal Sex??

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Vippy

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"They post on ridiculous comic book community forums where the artists and writers of these Superman, The ?Spider Man? and the most homosexual of them all, the Batman who laces up in dark black Corinthian leathers, his taut muscles exploding with power beneath his sweat-filled costume, as he runs behind Robin, whose supple legs emerge in a woman?s panty hose. It is filthy."


Great. I am now pitching a semi. :p
 

Harry Mason

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It makes me laugh every time someone thinks this site is real. It's like those people who think Colbert is a republican.
 

DustyDrB

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SirBryghtside said:
I love that site! Trolls so many people XD

I wonder if there are any Hardcore Christians who get trolled into thinking it's real XD
<Right here.

Though I just read the thread title. And I've never heard of Landover Baptist like apparently everyone else here has...

I hear crazier shit from "churches" all the time, and they are dead serious.
 

Nerdstar

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Skopintsev said:
Fellow Escapists, I know most of you have heard of this forum site, Landover Baptist Church Forum, and some of the most retarded stuff they have ever spawned. But now, they are literally attacking Portal 2 and claiming it promotes "anal sex", "stealing credit cards information" and amongst other things:

View the forum and the post that started it:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=63326

Sometimes, I honestly think these people can't be for real...
Frozengale said:
This is a fake site I'm pretty sure....

EDIT- Yup, next time do some research...like just look it up in a Wiki article...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
Poe's law 101, without a clear indication of the author's intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between sincere extremism and the satirical parody of extremism. he was going on what he had at the moment (granted, your right futher research should always be done)
 

DesiPrinceX09

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If portal 2 really did promote things like that then I'm sure Australia would have banned it (sorry Australians I don't mean any offense)
 

YuheJi

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I think just looking at the signatures of some of the posters at the Landover thread should show they aren't being serious at all. I'm having fun reading all the rebuttles in their thread though.
 

Mathak

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Right at the bottom of every page. C'mon, people.
 

lacktheknack

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Good God, people.

"Want me to ignore your emails? Contact me at cranky.old.man.freehhold@gmail.com"

That isn't Poe's Law, that's obliviousness on your part.

There's some pretty brilliant comments on there, though.

"It's pretty clear to me from the name, "Portal 2", that the game is about anal sex."

"Kid's are clamoring for Companion Cube cakes, even though it's made clear that the Cake is a Lie."

It's also fun watching atheists being trolled into the ground.
 

Trogdor1138

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Ahahah, that was great satire. Cheers.

I'm wondering why people take it seriously? I mean sure there are some nutcases out there, but this is plain ridiculous.
 

lacktheknack

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Skopintsev said:
Sometimes, I honestly think these people can't be for real...
The fact that you only "sometimes" think that they can't be for real is evidence that you've been trolled so hard that your future children are feeling it. Why do people take everything on the internet at face value?