Crazy Christian Forum Members Believe Portal 2 Promotes Anal Sex??

[Haydyn]

What wonderful satire! I wish every thread about crazy people was really only satire.

 

[hailfire]

this is really sad... I would have hoped trolling this obvious would be recognizable by a third grader but apparently not...

 

[Frozengale]

Wow, "Portal 2 promotes you to have sex with yourself"?
That's a use for the portal gun I would never have thought of.

That's because you're not thinking with portals

 

[Cavehybrid]

HOW! I get the orphan jokes can be harsh but what the hell anal sex?

 

[Thespian]

Landoverbaptist is still a satirical site.

This may not be very beneficial to the thread, but may I say that you're avatar's expression was perfectly in synch with your reply.

 

[Jegsimmons]

of course its trolling, portals are obviously vaginas, encyclopedia dramatica said so!

 

[MasterChief892039]

I'm curious how someone could read that and not realize it's a joke. I mean, I know sarcasm doesn't read well on the internet, but c'mon. Let's get some critical thinking up in here.

 

[tofulove]

there shit is so crazy i have a hard time believing there legit. i think there just trolling so hard people think it has to be true.

 

[lacktheknack]

of course its trolling, portals are obviously vaginas, encyclopedia dramatica said so!

Encyclopaedia Dramatica is DEAD. DEAD AND IN HELL! WE ARE NOT! NOW WHO IS AUTHORITY ON PORTAL'S ORIFICES!?!?



Also, why did I ever have opportunity to write that?

 

[ScoopMeister]

I love some of the similes and metaphors they use. 'Masturbating like wild kangaroos'. Priceless! Also 'a gay blue portal and an even more gay orange one'. Also, why are people with an unhealthy obsession with Jesus complaining about other people that have an unhealthy obsession with the companion cube, which actually happens to much less sinister? It's down right hypocritical, and therefore invalid.
How the hell do they come up with this shit?

 

[Solo-Wing]

I know one thing.

I want that Cube Tattoo. Preferably on my ass.

Are we done trolling now or are we gonna assume Pokemon promotes slavery?

 

[Jegsimmons]

of course its trolling, portals are obviously vaginas, encyclopedia dramatica said so!

Encyclopaedia Dramatica is DEAD. DEAD AND IN HELL! WE ARE NOT! NOW WHO IS AUTHORITY ON PORTAL'S ORIFICES!?!?



Also, why did I ever have opportunity to write that?

no it s not. http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page
lol u mad bro?

 

[hudsonzero]

wow people still think that place has real opinions on it.

 

[lacktheknack]

of course its trolling, portals are obviously vaginas, encyclopedia dramatica said so!

Encyclopaedia Dramatica is DEAD. DEAD AND IN HELL! WE ARE NOT! NOW WHO IS AUTHORITY ON PORTAL'S ORIFICES!?!?



Also, why did I ever have opportunity to write that?

no it s not. http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Main_Page
lol u mad bro?

Oh, Switzerland, you cur.