Crazy people swearing at and driving RIGHT beside cyclists

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s0m3th1ng

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Lonan said:
Cars do not have exclusive rights to the road
Yes, they do. They were made SPECIFICALLY for cars. Does not mean they should make fools of themselves to get you off it.
 

Vault Citizen

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Terminate421 said:
The Great Googly said:
You are not a car.

Get out of my way.
I say this every time, but they are getting in packs man.

Also, now I have rootbeer coming out of my nose because of this funny comment. Thanks.
Unless it is an emergency then I can't claim to be sympathetic when you are unable to go as fast as you might be able to for a brief period of time.
 

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By your arguement, I could drive down the road at 2moph, could I not? What I am getting at is while you may be entitled to use the road, are you entitled to go as slow as you want on it?

Poor arguement maybe, just trying to see a point that one could argue for. Roads are designed with a certain speed in mind, thats why they have speed limits. Seen some roads with a minimum limit on them as well as maximum, I like this idea, it would solve the issue easily.
 

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I'm perpetually rude to cyclists, but only because here in the Land of Do-As-You-Please, where everyone is either stupid, crazy or both, cyclists ride in the middle of the road, slowing down traffic even worse than normal. Plus, they have this bad habit of weaving between cars. I've actually seen an accident where a cyclist was hit by a car he tried to cut in front of.

Slowed down, rolled down the window and yelled at the cyclist.
 

Sarge034

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Lonan said:
Today I was biking back from from university when this woman pulled up right beside me and told me that unless I can go as fast as she can, I must get to the side of the road. Someone also flipped me their middle finger and swore incoherently at me while driving by very close and not giving me any room on a different day. Does anyone else bike and drivers treat them like this?

*edit*
I'll have to elaborate here. I was in the right tire track of the other vehicles passing on the road, and to my right was the gravel and the gutter. There's also cars parked over there. Sometimes people open their car doors without looking and hit cyclists.
Being in the right tire track might not be far enough to the right on a one lane road. Also, just because you have the legal right to be there does not mean that it is right. Pedestrians technically have right of way regardless of the situation. You will still get charged with vehicular manslaughter and failure to avoid an accident if a dumbass runs in front of you on the highway. However, I think one law clears up all confusion quite nicely for cyclists and pedestrians.

The law of gross tonnage= A car is bigger than you, and it will not really hurt the car any when it hits you.
 

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The Great Googly said:
Vault Citizen said:
Terminate421 said:
The Great Googly said:
You are not a car.

Get out of my way.
I say this every time, but they are getting in packs man.

Also, now I have rootbeer coming out of my nose because of this funny comment. Thanks.
Unless it is an emergency then I can't claim to be sympathetic when you are unable to go as fast as you might be able to for a brief period of time.
Brief period of time? Theres hills around here where its narrow and impossible to go around because of blind curves.

I got stuck behind this Lance Armstrong wannabe for a couple mins and started yelling at him to let me go by and he just flipped me off.

So i chucked a Wendys Frosty at him and BOOM HEADSHOT. He fell down. Luckily for him he was only going 2MPH anyways so he was fine. I drove on, laughed alot. and was home in a couple minutes ready to play some WoW.



The moral of this story is.


MOVE! or prepare to have random shit thrown at you.
You mean you were stuck for a couple of minutes?! I feel so bad for you.

Moral of the story is, patience won't kill you, so pipe down and wait for a damn moment.
 

Sarge034

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Berethond said:
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Berethond said:
At a top speed of 10 mph it would take 15 hours to cross my county. Notice that there's no 'R'. County. Europeans who recommend that Americans ride bicycles more often have no sense of scale whatsoever. America is bigger than you can possibly imagine.

Stop trying to tell us how to transport ourselves. I'd imagine we know more about how to get places in America, mostly because we live here.
May I ask how far the local town centre (excuse me, mall)is from your home or how long a commute you have to work/school? I'm willing to bet that that doesn't require you to cross your county.

I'm quite aware of the difference in scale, btw. I can even turn the reasoning around. When you live in a tiny little country like mine, with quite a few people (country's average is over 900p/sq mile, but my region's average is about 1200) the roads tend to be more densly packed with traffic. In the vast counties of the states there should be plenty of room for both cyclist (who keeps to the right) and driver (who drives like a responsible adult) to get along together.

We use bicycles for local transport, why would I use it to get to the other side of the count(r)y?

Really, I'm astonished at the amount of hate in this thread.
My school is seven and a half miles away.

I don't have a job, but my mother works about 30 miles away.

Another common misconception is illustrated in your post. My city doesn't have a center, it's all sprawl.
I'll help you out. The clostest mall to my house is something like 53 miles away. You mad European cycilics? Look it up. Wasilla, Alaska to Anchorage, Alaska.
 

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Vault Citizen said:
The Great Googly said:
Vault Citizen said:
Terminate421 said:
The Great Googly said:
You are not a car.

Get out of my way.
I say this every time, but they are getting in packs man.

Also, now I have rootbeer coming out of my nose because of this funny comment. Thanks.
Unless it is an emergency then I can't claim to be sympathetic when you are unable to go as fast as you might be able to for a brief period of time.
Brief period of time? Theres hills around here where its narrow and impossible to go around because of blind curves.

I got stuck behind this Lance Armstrong wannabe for a couple mins and started yelling at him to let me go by and he just flipped me off.

So i chucked a Wendys Frosty at him and BOOM HEADSHOT. He fell down. Luckily for him he was only going 2MPH anyways so he was fine. I drove on, laughed alot. and was home in a couple minutes ready to play some WoW.



The moral of this story is.


MOVE! or prepare to have random shit thrown at you.
You mean you were stuck for a couple of minutes?! I feel so bad for you.

Moral of the story is, patience won't kill you, so pipe down and wait for a damn moment.
So you would not feel bad for the cyclists if I were to get in front of them and slow down to a point that requires them to slow down?
 

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Gennadios said:
Lonan said:
I was biking on the road, and certainly wasn't going out of my way to make anyone angry.
But angry you did make them.

The question is did you go out of your way to let the lines of very angry motorists pass you as they were queing up? No rational human being would get that overtly belligerent unless they spent well over 2 minutes behind you.
You are assuming that drivers are rational human beings, and in my experience they are not. Something happens to us humans when we get behind the wheel of a car, and it is almost never pleasant.

Bikers are getting a lot of undeserved ire from car owners, some of it is deserved, but most isn't. What many car owners and drivers need to get through their skulls is two very important lessons.

#1: The road doesn't belong to them. As long as they are being respectful, bikers have as much right to be there as drivers do. We pay taxes that pay for a service, that service is roads, we own as much of the road as drivers do
#2: that bikers already have it rough enough. Our vehicles aren't fast, or safe, or even that easy to control in many types of terrain, but sometimes they are all we've got, so show some respect
#3: That waiting for thirty seconds to safely pass someone is NOT going to have an irrecoverable impact on your day. Chill the fuck out.
#4: Shouting swears out your car window, no matter the reason, always makes you look like a total douche.

And to all these comments about "Bike lanes" and "Bike trails", sometimes those are hard to find and really useless. In my home town, the one and only bike trail is located... almost half a kilometer out of the city, is dirt, is underwater every time is rains and doesn't even go close to downtown. And with the sidewalks made illegal to ride on, our options are pretty limited

OP: I wasn't there, didn't see where you were riding so i can't say. However, i would say that asking whether you were in the right on an Internet forum is asking for trouble.
 

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I don't mind a fast cyclist doing 30 mph ahead of me, streaming along like a goddamn rocket, what I hate is the slow, wobbly cyclist who appears to be actively trying to piss me off, seriously!

On another note: If a biker hits your car, the car owner pays the damages, not the biker.

On a second note: Lets play a game. I'll get in my heavily shielded, multiple redundant safety system car. You get on your bike and helmet. Now lets smash into each other.

Oh dear, you died. gg.

edit: Capcha: 'Toiled roads' Fuck yea capcha.
 

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Lonan said:
Sieg The Bum said:
Lonan said:
*edit* To this I will add that being told to get to the gutter reminds me of Schindler's List, when the gentlemen is walking along on the side-walk, and the Nazi tells him "No. In the gutter." They considered it an inconvenience to have to see a Jew, just like some Americans used to consider in an inconvenience to have to know that two homosexual men were having sex with one another, or that a black and white person were in a relationship, and so this was strongly prosecuted. I am not in any way compared driver bigotry to the bigotry of the Nazi's or redneck Americans, but being told to get to the gutter certainly reminds me of that, and makes me think I am being treated like a second class citizen, which I certainly am, if I needed to keep buying new shirts, and slow down my commute so others would be able to avoid a minor inconvenience.
No, no. It does seem to me like you are comparing the "bigotry". And all I have to say is wow.

Most people in this thread have said some really stupid things but that one... wow.

If both sides would stop fighting for a second and think, it would be apparent that neither one is at fault. It's a bad situation. I can't blame either side for being angry.

If only there were someway to have a separate lane for bicyclists. I'm sure I've never seen those round [sarcasm]
As I have previously said, there are few bike lanes in Calgary, and none where I was biking. Also, you didn't explain why you thought what I said was stupid, you just said it was, and by extension, me.
I really don't feel the need to explain my opinion on that. You can make what ever assumption you want about why.

But what I was getting at was maybe you should be mad that there is not a bike path on this road system, if it has such high foot, bicycle, and car traffic.
 

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Yeah bikers come to one of the small towns I used to live near, and do the exact same stupid shit the OP does.

Eventually the town got so fed up that they invented ways to fuck with the dumbass bikers who were always right in the middle of the damn road. One local mechanic gave free "modifications" that would make it so your windshield cleaner shot sideways. This eventually led to someone getting arrested for filling it with piss.

The sad thing is the town eventually built a giant bike lane, but none of the bikers use it. Probably because they are all dipshits. I mean the speedlimit is 50, and the area is extremely hilly. Riding in the middle of the road in that area is dangerous and stupid.

If you want to bike, find a bike trail or something. Riding in the middle of a crowded highway is just stupid and disrespectful.
That's just stupid what if you hit someone with windshield cleaner and he falls off his bike and gets killed? It seems you guys who feel cars own the road are the douchebags.
I never did it, and it's hard for me to imagine a bicyclist dying from a small spray of water. Still though an entire town eventually grew to loath people riding bikes. It could be because the entire town was D-Bags, or it could be because the bicycle riders were damn annoying.
 

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Soushi said:
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#1: The road doesn't belong to them. As long as they are being respectful, bikers have as much right to be there as drivers do. We pay taxes that pay for a service, that service is roads, we own as much of the road as drivers do

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Keyword is respectful. If your mode of transportation cannot reliably reach the posted peed limit, you are obstructing the flow of traffic. Part of that respect includes hugging the curb and letting motorists pass.

As far as assuming most people are rational human beings, it's not much of a stretch, anything over 50% would constitute "most." I have more than enough faith in my fellow man to make that statement. If I unwittingly piss off two people with my behaviour, it's a sign that I *may* be doing something wrong and need to re-evaluate my thinking. Having one random nutjob flip me off is a random happenstance, having 2 is a sign.
 

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The Great Googly said:
Brief period of time? Theres hills around here where its narrow and impossible to go around because of blind curves.

I got stuck behind this Lance Armstrong wannabe for a couple mins and started yelling at him to let me go by and he just flipped me off.

So i chucked a Wendys Frosty at him and BOOM HEADSHOT. He fell down. Luckily for him he was only going 2MPH anyways so he was fine. I drove on, laughed alot. and was home in a couple minutes ready to play some WoW.



The moral of this story is.


MOVE! or prepare to have random shit thrown at you.
the moral of the story is you are a reckless, dangerous idiot who shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel. People like you are, to put it simply, scum.
You are in a two ton metal box, if you hit a cyclist you will do them serious injury so pay some fucking attention to what you are doing, calm the fuck down, and drive safely.
a cyclist has every right to ride on the road, especially in countries where it is illegal to ride on the pavement, and if they need to slow you down to keep themselves safe then so be it. If it annoys you then remember that their life is more important than a few minutes of your time and suck it up.
That being said, a cyclist should only be in the middle of the road if that is the only safe place for them e.g a residential neighborhood with tight streets lined with parked cars, as they are at risk from randomly opening doors. in this situation a good driver will be going slowly anyway. if they aren't then they should get a ticket. under normal circumstances 3-4 feet from the curb is more than adequate room for a cyclist.
Still, motorists need to make sure they are aware of cyclists and ensure their safety by not being dangerous dickholes like the guy i quoted.
 

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EMFCRACKSHOT said:
The Great Googly said:
Brief period of time? Theres hills around here where its narrow and impossible to go around because of blind curves.

I got stuck behind this Lance Armstrong wannabe for a couple mins and started yelling at him to let me go by and he just flipped me off.

So i chucked a Wendys Frosty at him and BOOM HEADSHOT. He fell down. Luckily for him he was only going 2MPH anyways so he was fine. I drove on, laughed alot. and was home in a couple minutes ready to play some WoW.



The moral of this story is.


MOVE! or prepare to have random shit thrown at you.
the moral of the story is you are a reckless, dangerous idiot who shouldn't be allowed behind the wheel. People like you are, to put it simply, scum.
You are in a two ton metal box, if you hit a cyclist you will do them serious injury so pay some fucking attention to what you are doing, calm the fuck down, and drive safely.
a cyclist has every right to ride on the road, especially in countries where it is illegal to ride on the pavement, and if they need to slow you down to keep themselves safe then so be it. If it annoys you then remember that their life is more important than a few minutes of your time and suck it up.
That being said, a cyclist should only be in the middle of the road if that is the only safe place for them e.g a residential neighborhood with tight streets lined with parked cars, as they are at risk from randomly opening doors. in this situation a good driver will be going slowly anyway. if they aren't then they should get a ticket. under normal circumstances 3-4 feet from the curb is more than adequate room for a cyclist.
Still, motorists need to make sure they are aware of cyclists and ensure their safety by not being dangerous dickholes like the guy i quoted.
Is obviously not a human being. Or has a functioning survival instinct.
 

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sravankb said:
This might sound like a dumb question - but why the hell don't cyclists use the sidewalks?
Why do cars not just drive on the sidewalk too?

I commend this person for using the road. I would hope drivers would be more respectful. But people are mean and stupid.
 

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Saelune said:
sravankb said:
This might sound like a dumb question - but why the hell don't cyclists use the sidewalks?
Why do cars not just drive on the sidewalk too?
Because they are way too big, whereas a bike only takes up half of it, the same as a regular pedestrian.

Seriously, what is the purpose of that statement? Rebutting a legitimate question with an impossible scenario doesn't make for a sound argument.