Crazy people swearing at and driving RIGHT beside cyclists

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Nigh Invulnerable

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PhunkyPhazon said:
It sounds like you might have been justified for being on the road there, but where I live, and I am not going to hold back:

I. Fucking. Hate. Cyclists. Who. Use. The. Streets.

They always ride right NEXT to the sidewalks, WIDE sidewalks at that. Other times they ride in the middle of one lane roads, forcing drivers to either drive 5-10 mph, or risk going in the opposite lane to pass them.
SNIP.
In a lot of areas in the States it is illegal for cyclists to ride on a sidewalk, regardless of how wide it is. Bicycles are considered light vehicles and sidewalks are pedestrian only.
 

Marowit

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I love drivers who rage at me. Blargh I'm a fatty who can't ride a bike to work!! Get off my road nao!!!

Haha - don't let it bother you. If you are on the the part of the road were cyclists should be, signal when you turn, and are aware of the cars around you you're not doing anything wrong. It's just drivers trying to take out their frustration at anything that may be bothering them on you -- cyclists are easy targets for road rage. \

I just love giving them a, 'lolu mad?' face and a nice friendly wave as I roll on by them when they're stuck in traffic/stoplight/sign lines. Ah, so satisfying.


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I am amazed at the number of people who think that cyclists can ride on the sidewalks. In most cities it can result in you getting a ticket.
 

Vault Citizen

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Sarge034 said:
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The Great Googly said:
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Terminate421 said:
The Great Googly said:
You are not a car.

Get out of my way.
I say this every time, but they are getting in packs man.

Also, now I have rootbeer coming out of my nose because of this funny comment. Thanks.
Unless it is an emergency then I can't claim to be sympathetic when you are unable to go as fast as you might be able to for a brief period of time.
Brief period of time? Theres hills around here where its narrow and impossible to go around because of blind curves.

I got stuck behind this Lance Armstrong wannabe for a couple mins and started yelling at him to let me go by and he just flipped me off.

So i chucked a Wendys Frosty at him and BOOM HEADSHOT. He fell down. Luckily for him he was only going 2MPH anyways so he was fine. I drove on, laughed alot. and was home in a couple minutes ready to play some WoW.



The moral of this story is.


MOVE! or prepare to have random shit thrown at you.
You mean you were stuck for a couple of minutes?! I feel so bad for you.

Moral of the story is, patience won't kill you, so pipe down and wait for a damn moment.
So you would not feel bad for the cyclists if I were to get in front of them and slow down to a point that requires them to slow down?
If you were doing it on purpose to be a dick then yeah I'd feel bad for them, if it was unavoidable and had a genuine reason for needing to slow down then I would say you'd be in your rights to flip them off if they gave you lip.
Well that is the heart of the issue. Is a cyclist in the road unavoidable, and are they so far over in the road that a car can not safley pass them. So one could argue that they are indead doing it on purpose to be a dick and it is avoidable.

Also, reguardless of if I'm doing it to be a dick or not I seem to remember this pearl of wisdom from somewhere....

Vault Citizen said:
Moral of the story is, patience won't kill you, so pipe down and wait for a damn moment.
Huh, and I was genuinely trying not to be hypocritcal too, oh well, you have me beat on this one.
 

Souplex

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Foolish motorists. You forsake your legs, yet you have the gall to stand up the superior cyclist master race?
The pedos have the courtesy to keep to the sidewalks, and the sub-humans take the subways. Can't you learn from their example?
 

Hero in a half shell

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I got hooted at angrily by a Taxi driver because I was cycling ON THE CYCLE PATH at the side of the road. I'm a really mellow guy but that just made me really angry.

City streets were not designed for cyclists, there is an area for cars, an area for pedestrians, and cyclists come somewhere in the middle, so whatever you do someone will be angry about it.
 

Wintermoot

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Just let the car,s pass and try to remain at the most right side of the road.
Also train your memory so that if you get hit by some inpatient douche bag you can memorize his license plate.
 

derdeutschmachine

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Personally I've found, in America cyclists tend to be self important asses with litte regard to the idea of "sharing the road". Sorry, cars should get the right of way simply because they are bigger, heavier and will kill a cyclist if they get in the way. I've been cut of by a group of cyclists while on my motorcycle. If you want a great way to piss off motorists, cut them off and then treat them like they're the asshole.
 

Altorin

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As long as you're following the regulations for bikes in your area (Or if you're bending/breaking them in a specific situation there's a safety related reason for it), then I say tell them to get bent.

derdeutschmachine said:
Sorry, cars should get the right of way simply because they are bigger, heavier and will kill a cyclist if they get in the way.
that is... exactly why bicyclists should get the right of way.
 

Brawndo

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Being legally correct doesn't matter when you're severely injured or dead. Ride on the sidewalk for your own safety.
 

SirPrimalform

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Brawndo said:
Being legally correct doesn't matter when you're severely injured or dead. Ride on the sidewalk for your own safety.
I'd love to. I can't though, because - it - is - illegal.