Crazy Thoughts

[Adam Jenson]

How could I go about to commit the perfect crime

 

[Lord Beautiful]

How much would it suck to be a straight man named Gaylord Butsecksington living in San Francisco?

 

[Coolness]

Who invented music?

Who figured out that eggs were edible? Who gets the idea "I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of that thing's ass!"

Given an infinite amount of forum members and an unlimited amount of time, will they recreate the entire works of Shakespeare?

If we created artificial life, would they worship us?

 

[zoozilla]

What's the difference between yams and sweet potatoes?

I've also thought about what it might be like to not have the sense of sight. Not the same as people who are robbed of their sight later in life, which means one would just "see" black, but to not "see" at all; to have no concept of "sight".

 

[Berethond]

If you force fed someone iron dietary supplements for like 2 months straight could you then completely own them with a magnet?

If you love a powerful magnet next to a normal persons skin for a few hours(say, in their pocket), then they form iron lumps[/i] in their skin. They look something like cysts.

 

[Fenring]

If I ate a cat, would it be able to scratch me from the inside, and would it hurt?

 

[Anarchemitis]

Do moles like digging?

Probably the same amount Ducks enjoy swimming.

Who invented music?

Probably the first person who thought a sound was pleasant and set out to make the sound again.

Who figured out that eggs were edible? Who gets the idea "I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of that thing's ass!"

Having fun quasi-paraphrasing Bill Watterson?

Given an infinite amount of forum members and an unlimited amount of time, will they recreate the entire works of Shakespeare?

Never.

If we created artificial life, would they worship us?

Probably not. Humans aren't very interesting. I heard it said by some alien on boook that humans aren't the smartest, strongest, resourceful or interesting in terms of abilites like polarized vision or 9-tentacles have. That same species then proceeded to breed us for luck.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Who invented music?

Who figured out that eggs were edible? Who gets the idea "I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of that thing's ass!"

Given an infinite amount of forum members and an unlimited amount of time, will they recreate the entire works of Shakespeare?

If we created artificial life, would they worship us?

1.Cavemen trying to recreate the sounds of nature.

2.Humans are a race that experiments, that is how we figured out that some things are edible and some aren't.

3.Yes, but it would be in 1337.

4.No, we would worship it.

 

[Berethond]

what happens if matter and anti matter colided?

They annihilate each other. From what I understand, everything in a radius proportional to the size of the samples turns into pure energy of an undeterminate form.

But it doesn't matter, there would never be enough anti-matter to destroy anything noteworthy.

 

[Berethond]

If we created artificial life, would they worship us?

Probably not. Humans aren't very interesting. I heard it said by some alien on boook that humans aren't the smartest, strongest, resourceful or interesting in terms of abilites like polarized vision or 9-tentacles have. That same species then proceeded to breed us for luck.

I read that book! Larry Niven. That was pretty weird.

My crazy thoughts:
Everywhere I go, I constantly am on the lookout for ways to escape, weapons, and possible vulnerable points.

If Steven Hawking's so smart, why doesn't he build himself a robotic suit or something?

 

[the monopoly guy]

If Steven Hawking's so smart, why doesn't he build himself a robotic suit or something?

He's a physicist, not an engineer.

Who built the Batcave? Did he build it himself, with his bare hands or did he get a contracter and make him take a blood oath of silence?