Crazy Thoughts

[Johnn Johnston]

Long, psychotic speech

Aw, it looks like someone wants some attention! Yes you do, yes you do!

I had the thought of you petting the computer like a puppy while you said that.

 

[z121231211]

Could human health be determined by a number?

How is money worth anything? It's just paper with numbers on it.

 

[Unmannedperson]

If evolution was true, wouldn't it mean that we could shake of global warming and the world would merely adapt to the temperature like if a man in the artic migrates to the dessert?

The problem with global warming isn't that we will die from it. The problem is it will cause oceans to rise, causing entire cities to become submerged. The weather will also become more violent, causing more disasters. Alas, we will survive, but we will be in for one hell of a ride.

My question time!

Why does Microsoft continually forget the PC users that allowed them to rise to the top by releasing games only for the Xbox?

 

[Aries_Split]

If men like meat, potatoes, and pussy.
Then why not jam a potato in the pussy?

 

[Logan Westbrook]

Can we trim that down please Anti-Santa? I prefer not to have to scroll sideways.

 

[NinjaDwarf]

What started the Big bang? (I myself believe in the Big Bang theory)

My guess is that it acts on a cycle i.e eventually the universe will stop expanding and start to contract, till eventually it causes a 'big bang'. But I'm no physicist...

 

[snowpenguin55]

If they make another Super Smash Bros. game, then Jigglypuff should not be included. Neither should Sonic. But Snake can stay. Does this belong in this forum?

 

[wewontdie11]

Is the pirate ninja beer I had the other day (was called Yo Ho and had a ninja on the front!) the best drink ever created by man?

 

[Thais]

Hm...

could you take out a cyborg with an EMP?

or maybe if you made an EMP Flamethrower.....

But how would that work..?

Oh, my GAWD I hate to admit it...but I've actually had that thought before!

I think aliens are human beings from thousands of years in the future, traveling back in time to study us. It's the only rational explanation I can come up with for why they wouldn't invade or make contact. No matter how you shake it, for an alien species to travel all the way here and just take some photos is a bit odd.

The thing is...when I think that, I start wondering what their relationship with the past is at all. Is it like Stapledon and they just relish the experience of their ancestors? Or does it go deeper? What if they're facing some cataclysmic end to the planet, like the sun exploding, and there is nowhere to run? I don't believe in hyperspace or things like that, I'm of the rather negative opinion that we'll never be able to travel outside our galaxy. Do they travel back in time and inhabit our bodies? Do they literally reincarnate themselves over and over, trying to improve the fabric of society, so that one day we can escape our cataclysmic doom?

Well, all the probing makes me think that maybe there's been some kind of easily transmissable form of anal cancer discovered...

got another one, slightly matrix flavoured.....

What is defined as real? Can you prove conclusively that this is real, and NOT some figment of my imagination? Is someone else's viewpoint as valid as mine? is that person real? Is this all a dream/ nightmare of the indidvidual's own making? that's one for the midnight number 2 visits.

If you go to Issendai's rant list, she'd got an interesting take on Matrix-style reality...if that's what "freedom" is, who would want it? What would be the advantages to it? Who in thier right mind would choose Zion over the Matrix? You should see the eyes pop when you trot that one out in company. Is freedom worth it? People hate having to really think about "real" freedom as opposed to "percieved freedom". (And usually cop-out of the argument by saying "But the Matrix was just a movie.")

Is there actually any way to give yourself super powers? And I'm not just talking about the idiotic 'accidental' excuses like rolling around in toxic waste or being caught in a nuclear bomb test.

yes...
Siphilus can make you feel as if you are verging upon the all knowing...who knows, you just may be...but then you die.

Um...most people do, in fact, get Syphilis by accident.

 

[LewsTherin]

got another one, slightly matrix flavoured.....

What is defined as real? Can you prove conclusively that this is real, and NOT some figment of my imagination? Is someone else's viewpoint as valid as mine? is that person real? Is this all a dream/ nightmare of the indidvidual's own making? that's one for the midnight number 2 visits.

Also, If heaven is above and hell is below, what does that make current plane of existence? Not religious, but i believe it would be Purgatory.... Think about it

No this is the real world. Just go back to being a battery for robots who have been robbed of their sunlight and now have to use humans as batteries.

If you think asbout it, wouldn't the robots just clear the skies themselves?

...on second thought, then there woudn't be a concept for the matrix...

Why, oh WHY doesn't Nintendo put out that external hard-drive for the Wii? with 360 graphics it would be the best system out there, period.

 

[NinjaDwarf]

If you are on a train that goes at the same speed as a bullet, and someone else on said train shoots at you, would the bullet leave the gun?

Also why, if natural selection exists (and I'm pretty sure it does), does healthy food taste worse than junk food? Surely the human body would reject whats bad for it...

 

[Anarchemitis]

If you force fed someone iron dietary supplements for like 2 months straight could you then completely own them with a magnet?

Far before that they would die of Metal Poisoning. Same goes for Deuterium water. [Heavy Water]
(Deuterium is an isotope of Hydrogen; it is identical in all characteristics except it's
double the weight). You could drink Heavy Water, but after a while once your body absorbs it,
your body chemisty would change because now the most important part (%85 of human=water) is now much heavier.

Another crazy thought, is it actually possible to die of laughter?

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*DIES*

I don't get it...

That's the joke from the "Funniest Joke in the Universe" skit from Monty Python.

Why do Non-Facing polygons in video games (or 3D Programs for that matter) dissappear?

 

[Rabid Toilet]

If you are on a train that goes at the same speed as a bullet, and someone else on said train shoots at you, would the bullet leave the gun?

Yes.

If the bullet were being fired in the same direction as the train was moving, then the bullet would be moving twice its normal speed, but would appear to be moving at its regular speed by those in the train.

If the bullet were fired in the opposite direction, then it would not move, since the opposing forces would cancel out, but would appear to leave the gun at its normal speed by those on the train as the train moves away from the bullet.

Basically, yes, the bullet would always leave the gun if shot on the train.

Sorry, I'm a bit of a physics fan.

 

[Limos]

I think people are really stupid to assume that every alien species we encounter will be technologically superior to us.

My goal in life is to become a supervillain.

I think fat people are icky.

I cannot figure out how retarded people fit into society. I think it is irresponsible to let them marry one another. But I can't imagine anyone seriously considering a lifetime relationship with a retarded person.

I think if you have a genetic disease you should be sterilized at birth.

I think after a woman has given birth to two living children she should be sterilized.

I think it should be illegal for teenagers to have children. Government mandated abortions/adoptions.

I think there is nothing sacred about Human life. Just more meat creatures.

Given the chance I would gladly become a cyborg.

Even better would be a brain in a tube with control of a robot army.

((I think if this post is any indication I am fully qualified to be a supervillain. Wow I'm fucked up.))

 

[bassie302]

how come games like World of Warcraft are at times the very pinnacle of boredom, yet still keep millions in a semi-hypnotized state?

 

[Random Argument Man]

I think people are really stupid to assume that every alien species we encounter will be technologically superior to us.

My goal in life is to become a supervillain.

I think fat people are icky.

I cannot figure out how retarded people fit into society. I think it is irresponsible to let them marry one another. But I can't imagine anyone seriously considering a lifetime relationship with a retarded person.

I think if you have a genetic disease you should be sterilized at birth.

I think after a woman has given birth to two living children she should be sterilized.

I think it should be illegal for teenagers to have children. Government mandated abortions/adoptions.

I think there is nothing sacred about Human life. Just more meat creatures.

Given the chance I would gladly become a cyborg.

Even better would be a brain in a tube with control of a robot army.

((I think if this post is any indication I am fully qualified to be a supervillain. Wow I'm fucked up.))

1. True, but don't you think the one that will be visiting us the first time will have an advance in technnology? Since "man" (not counting robots) only reached the moon. (Still not proven).
2.Great! Now go take the place of the leader of China and conquer the world.
3.Nothing to say.
4.If they were no retards, who the hell would learn from history? Also, Television would not be entertaining. Watching idiots doing something stupid. (it's like watching someone who's gonna have an accident).
5.What happens when they find a cure then?
6.Ok you read a little too much the Giver.
7.Well maybe you shoudnt had slept with that girl when you were 13.
8. That's why RTS games exist.
9 and 10. Oh well, good luck with that.

(by the way, i'm only joking half of these).

(To be qualified as a supervilain, you should at least a taste for baby blood).

 

[Unmannedperson]

I think people are really stupid to assume that every alien species we encounter will be technologically superior to us.

My goal in life is to become a supervillain.

I think fat people are icky.

I cannot figure out how retarded people fit into society. I think it is irresponsible to let them marry one another. But I can't imagine anyone seriously considering a lifetime relationship with a retarded person.

I think if you have a genetic disease you should be sterilized at birth.

I think after a woman has given birth to two living children she should be sterilized.

I think it should be illegal for teenagers to have children. Government mandated abortions/adoptions.

I think there is nothing sacred about Human life. Just more meat creatures.

Given the chance I would gladly become a cyborg.

Even better would be a brain in a tube with control of a robot army.

((I think if this post is any indication I am fully qualified to be a supervillain. Wow I'm fucked up.))

QFT

 

[Random Argument Man]

how come games like World of Warcraft are at times the very pinnacle of boredom, yet still keep millions in a semi-hypnotized state?

You lose your mind for a while then after, when you get your rationality back, you stop playing.