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If you toss a coin and it comes up heads 50 times, why is the chance of it coming up tails next time only 50%?

I mean...if it's a fair coin then karma has to react in some way...
 

Arachon

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Johnn Johnston said:
An astronaut went into one of those revolving pods in order to get himself used to the G-Force. However, it malfunctioned and the Gs went up so high (to a point where the boiling point of water becomes lower than body temperature, it was that high), that he said he 'had the sensation of his saliva evaporating off his tongue'.

How the hell did he know what that felt like before hand?
How the hell is that possible? What the astronaut experiences is acceleration- or directional force (1 G being what we feel standing on the ground on earth), and unless he is going incredibly fast, he will not experience any significant increase of temperature.
 

The Potato Lord

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The other day I realized something, even if time-travel was possible you couldn't change the past and affect the present because the here and now would technically be the result of all time-traveling.

Also when a dog eats cat poop(They all do), and poops it out Is it still cat poop or is it dog poop?
 
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Arachon said:
How the hell is that possible? What the astronaut experiences is acceleration- or directional force (1 G being what we feel standing on the ground on earth), and unless he is going incredibly fast, he will not experience any significant increase of temperature.
Boyle's Law I think. The Air is also subject to pressure, as well as his blood vessels.

The other day I realized something, even if time-travel was possible you couldn't change the past and affect the present because the here and now would technically be the result of all time-traveling.
How do you know it isn't?
 

M0rp43vs

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If evolution was true, wouldn't it mean that we could shake of global warming and the world would merely adapt to the temperature like if a man in the artic migrates to the dessert?

If I tossed a coin one million times, would there be an instance that it lan on it side, and the number of heads would be equal to thee number of tails?

Would most people still go to the escapist if there was no zero punctuation or forums?
 

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Will America disappear up its own ass in a cloud of smug self satisfaction and hamburgers?
 

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M0rp43vs said:
If evolution was true, wouldn't it mean that we could shake of global warming and the world would merely adapt to the temperature like if a man in the artic migrates to the dessert?

If I tossed a coin one million times, would there be an instance that it lan on it side, and the number of heads would be equal to thee number of tails?

Would most people still go to the escapist if there was no zero punctuation or forums?
1. Nope, humanity has evolved about as far as it's going to. Imagine if you had a kid and it was mutated in such a way that would make it better adapted to a more hostile enviroment (whatever that may be), now imagine that kid growing up and going through school. The hassle and abuse they would recieve would more than likely have 2 results: a. suicide or b. social reclusion and self imposed exile (in short, they sure as hell aren't getting laid which means they won't pass it on).
2. I have no idea (pass to one brainier than I)
3. You never know...

Now for my questions:

Would a human with gills be capable of breathing underwater?
What would happen if aliens actually visited Earth(I'm not talking about these supposed 'visitations' that occur in the most backwater and rural areas of the southern United States)? What would our reaction be?
 

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M0rp43vs said:
If evolution was true, wouldn't it mean that we could shake of global warming and the world would merely adapt to the temperature like if a man in the artic migrates to the dessert?

If I tossed a coin one million times, would there be an instance that it lan on it side, and the number of heads would be equal to thee number of tails?

Would most people still go to the escapist if there was no zero punctuation or forums?
We adapt. Aslong as its gradually changing and does not change in bursts we would gradually be less sensitive to heat, and probably grow gills. Our legs would be less useful and our backs would become very powerful same with our arms and jaw. We would lose our hair in favour of none because we would live in the water and then that means the hair would just hold us back.
 

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Is it possible to flavor the pages of books?

I think it would be nice to finish a sad book, and be crying, and then be able to lick the last page and have it taste like cherries, which would cheer me up. Of course, it could be the opposite for humorous books. That last page could taste like baby tears and kitten blood, so that you would feel the same as you did before you read it.

You know, depressed and empty, with a bitter taste in your mouth, trying to weave a noose out of all the potholders that your grandmother has given you over the years.


Just four more, Grandma, and I can finally have peace.
 

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What would be the best way to kill everyone on this bus now without explosives?

Actually, my main thought is a small crack squad of elite troops armed with painball guns, ruining everything. Usually adverts where a woman is shaking her hair. Imagine, she's shaking, looking all smug and happy, then an instant explosion of paint hits her face, which she screws up while falling over. Or a load of rat children hanging around a McDonalds get abruptly chased for miles being repeatedly shot in the back.

That dramatic love scene in a film? *pop pop pop* *paf* AGH?

Jeremy Clarkson? "This car may not have the upholstry of a G-XBALLS970 turbo, but what it do-*pop*Ow, shi-Ow Owoaaaaghh!"

There is no over serious indulgent situation that wouldn't be ruined by my crack squad of paintballers.

I also, to make bus journeys less dull, imagine myself firing off missiles, imagining them curving away in the distance and striking tower blocks. Or occasionally cars.

Also, who would win in a fight, without using nukes? India, Taiwan and Japan vs China? EU versus Russia? Ireland vs Scotland and wales?

You should hope I never get into power, proles.
 

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If I use the select tool in Paint.NET, clicked something, and pressed control while clicking something else, could I select two things AT ONCE?
 

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ANTI-SANTA said:
The voices. Talking, screaming, shouting, yelling but never actually saying anything. Crying out to me. KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!KILL!
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Aw, it looks like someone wants some attention! Yes you do, yes you do!