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leugim789

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can i make a gun out of ipods?

heres one from futurama, if somebody went to the past and "did" their grandmother what the hell would happen?
 

Easykill

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Kinda lazy so I'll only post a couple.

Can you get heavy metal poisoning from extreme amounts of Iron?

How the HELL would Hell work? Assuming we maintain our adaptability, we'd be used to the pain in the first hundred years and have to sit around doing nothing for the rest of eternity.

If you are electrocuted, and your heart stops but there isn't really any other damage, is it possible to restart your own heart before you run out of strength?
 

Gitsnik

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L.B. Jeffries said:
I think aliens are human beings from thousands of years in the future, traveling back in time to study us. It's the only rational explanation I can come up with for why they wouldn't invade or make contact. No matter how you shake it, for an alien species to travel all the way here and just take some photos is a bit odd.
When "you" go out into the african savannah to observe and document Tigers, do you try to communicate in the language or tigers or do you just "abduct" them into a strange place with bright lights?

I don't have a crazy "question" per-se, but I spend most of my days finding the best place to take-out my company and leave the bodies without being caught. That certainly would freak some people out I'm sure.
 

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"If you force fed someone iron dietary supplements for like 2 months straight could you then completely own them with a magnet?"

No, you get rid of any excess nutrients when you pee. It'd be easier to just get them to eat some solid iron capsules.

"How the hell did he know what [saliva tongue evaporation] felt like before hand?"

He didn't. He felt the sensation of the saliva evaporating, and guessed at the cause.

"Am I the only one who has to add five minutes to every treck outdoors because I get excited by the pretty sky?"

Yay, someone else that spends too much time looking at the sky~ It's like a landscape painting that never stops moving.

"Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?"

"The View"

"Then where do they go?"

People in the View are incapable of independent thought. They do not tell people to go anywhere.
 
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LewsTherin said:
Hm...

could you take out a cyborg with an EMP?
Well at least not if you're in the BLAME! universe...

If you have a 3-dimentional universe that is a hypersphere, with a "diameter" of say 100 miles, would you then be able to see yourself no matter which way you looked? And would would there be a patter of yourself (like in a hall of mirrors) or just one? (This is a mystery I have thought about alot, I think the observers paradox would ensure that no matter wich way you looked and no matter where you where you would always see yourself in you center of weiw, and no matter where you where you could travel in any direction for 100 miles and end up where you where before).

If you got any of that then you are pretty awesome... becuse I'm not sure if I get it...
 

Crudler

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"Look, we want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baggetes or
bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no hot
cross buns, and DEFINITELY... no smeggin' flapjacks."

I thought of this one earlier while holding a conversation with an idiot:
Imagine gluing/welding different parts of animals together, my idea was back half of a beaver and front of an armadillo.
 

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MagnetoHydroDynamics said:
If you have a 3-dimentional universe that is a hypersphere, with a "diameter" of say 100 miles, would you then be able to see yourself no matter which way you looked? And would would there be a patter of yourself (like in a hall of mirrors) or just one? (This is a mystery I have thought about alot, I think the observers paradox would ensure that no matter wich way you looked and no matter where you where you would always see yourself in you center of weiw, and no matter where you where you could travel in any direction for 100 miles and end up where you where before).
You're the only thing that absorbs light in 100 miles, aside from, presumably, a lightbulb. The whole sphere would reflect you. It'd be like standing inside an enormous funhouse mirror, a massive, crazy distorted mess of your skin, hair, whatever shirt you happened to be wearing, and so on. The universe would appear to shift in all directions whenever you moved.

That reminds me... I once saw an optical illusion, involving a half-spherical mirror set into the wall. I think you could see your reflection as a 3D image if you put your head inside. Perhaps, if you found the right point in your hypersphere, you could see your entire body from all sides, in 3D.
 

SomeBritishDude

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Spore made me think of this. Would a race of enormous penises actually servive? I suppose theres the probley of, if your a race of giant penises, are their females?
 

the monopoly guy

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SomeBritishDude said:
Spore made me think of this. Would a race of enormous penises actually servive? I suppose theres the probley of, if your a race of giant penises, are their females?
asexual reproduction....they're giant snails without the shells
 

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Khell_Sennet said:
At what point does CPR go from medical procedure to necrophelia?

If pregnant with twins or more, can you abort one but not the others?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lesbian?

If beavers can without tools, build functional dams, wtf is so hard about fixing New Orleans?

If the human body is 75% water, why are we so flammable?
Curses! You've hit upon my secret plan to become insanely rich by breeding a race of giant beavers and moving to New Orleans.
 

Kovash86

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AngryMan said:
LewsTherin said:
Hm...

could you take out a cyborg with an EMP?
Depends. the mechanical components, certainly, assuming they weren't shielded against that kind of an attack, but the organic bits wouldn't be affected at all. So, it becomes a question of how much of the cyborg is still squishy. If his heart and lungs are still there, then you'd immobilize, but not kill. if either had been replaced, you'd kill him.

I sometimes wonder: why do people INSIST on living in Tornado Alley, despite the name?
I can answer that since I live there. We don't, frankly speaking almost everyone I know dreams of living in New York but it is cheap living here and the odds of being in an actual tornado are low enough to merit taking the chance.

I normally have weird thoughts but I don't want to share since I haven't had any caffeine yet.