Create A Drinking Game That Will Most Certainly Kill You

[The_Echo]

Watch Disney Channel. Take a swig every time you want to change the channel.

 

[Serge A. Storms]

The Dark Knight:

Take a shot every time someone does a voice that sounds like a 10 year old trying to be threatening.

 

[Michael S. Azrael]

Listen to Gematria by Slipknot and for each drum beat take a drink.

Watch Bad Boys and each time someone swears take a drink.

Watch Mythbusters and everytime someone gets hurt or something gets blown up take a drink.

Watch A Current Affair and Today Tonight and drink for each useless story that comes on until a useful on does come on, you'll be drinking for about 30 min straight.

 

[rampantcreature]

Watch the original Star Wars trilogy, and take a shot every time someone says "the Force".

Similar to a game I once played, in an attempt to make the new trilogy suck less: take shot every time a lightsaber is turned on or off, whenever "midichlorians" or "the Force" is mentioned, or when jar-Jar is being stupid. Fucked all of us up pretty fast.

 

[Yokai]

While playing Grand Theft Auto, Just Cause, Saints Row, etc. take a shot every time the player or NPC violates a traffic law. Good luck with that one.

 

[ottenni]

Snakes on a plane. Drink whenever you see a snake.

 

[VicunaBlue]

While watching letterman, take a drink every time he straightens his jacket.

 

[Treblaine]

Watch any Michael Bay movie and consume every time something makes you wince.

Now that's a case where the alcohol can really help... that and a blindfold and ear-plugs.

 

[Dr.Sean]

1.Watch "A Christmas Story"
2.Drink each time "YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT"
3.After the movie, get a BB gun
4.Shoot it.
5.?????
6.WHERES YOUR EYE YOU SHOT IT OUT

 

[Poomanchu745]

Take a drink every time Fox News says something pro conservative. You would be dead before commercial break. Conversely, anytime MSNBC says something pro liberal. Either game would have you dead within 10 minutes.

 

[theultimateend]

Take a drink everytime the Twilight books compliment the looks of a male character.

You will die. You will die so fast that it'll look like an accident.

 

[Treblaine]

When playing Ninja Gaiden, take a drink every time you die or even save your progress.

 

[dalek sec]

Watch Battlestar Galactica and take a shot each time either something depressing happens or Lee acts all emo like.

 

[bcponpcp27]

Fill as many 64 oz glasses as you can with 151 proof anything. Chug one every time you hear someone speak.

If you wish to live, cut of all communication with the outside world, and whatever you do, mute your computer!

 

[Tharwen]

Watch the LOTR trilogy.
Drink each time you catch Viggo Mortensen with a blank or confused expression. He does it more than you think.

 

[killcheese]

Watch Summer of Sam. drink whenever the word fuck is said...
Thats 435 times!

 

[Zarthek]

WoW/Borderlands: Take a shot every time a number pops up over the enemies head

 

[shadow741]

on any comparison thread or video comparing the 360 and ps3
-take 2 shots everytime u see a fanboy comment
-take 500000 shots if u dont see anything that sparks a flame war

 

[Cortheya]

When watching any jack black movie.
Take a shot any time one of his "jokes" falls flat.
Take two if it is also a "joke" he has used in all his other movies.

You should die of alcohol poisoning before you are even half way through.

Yes, I really hate jack black.

You hate THIS Jack Black?
I love Jack Black....

 

[jboking]

Try the heavy version of this [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWikiDrinkingGame]. Scroll down some for it.

Also, a drink for every time Max posts. I am not liable for any liver damage that may ensue.

# Zero Punctuation

* Hold it in your mouth, spit it up and drink it again if the page quote also appears, paraphrased, in the examples section.
* Take two sips if you see it's been removed and then put back up again, and another two if the discussion page contains a Flame War on the merits or otherwise of Yahtzee.
* Three sips if the header quote also has a link to a different trope.
* And a mouthful if that quote illustrates the linked trope better than it illustrates the trope of the page it's on.
* The entire bottle if it's already the page quote for that link.

GOOD LORD

This ends it. this is stomach pump territory. It would work wonderfully on TVtropes, and if we modified the rules a little, the escapist.