Create A Drinking Game That Will Most Certainly Kill You

[Griphphin]

Well,

Watch a person and take a drink every time you see them blink
Take a shot every time a thought goes through your head, until thoughts stop going through your head.
Take a drink every time you see a liberal viewpoint on the escapist (j/k, I love you guys ;D)
Blindfold yourself on a busy street and take a drink evey time you get hit by a motor vehicle (trucks are two shots!)
Watch CSI:Miami and take a drink every time Horacio tkaes off or puts on his sunglasses
Watch any national news station and take a shot every time you notice any kind of bias.

 

[IanBrazen]

Take a drink whenever someone says FUCK in the movie "The Rock"

 

[mew4ever23]

While watching Hells Kitchen

1 shot every time Gordon Ramsay swears or uses otherwise foul language.

EDIT: Mileage may vary, sometimes this can be quite a bit. If it's a slow episode for Ramsay swearing, add shots for the contestants.

 

[initialdelay]

Shot of sambuca every time the name 'Sharona' is mentioned in the song 'My Sharona'! It WILL get you wasted

EDIT: Well, maybe not kill you, but 10+ shots in four minutes is quite a lot!

 

[Omikron009]

Every time anybody makes any noise whatsoever, drink an entire bottle of vodka.

 

[meyou22]

Start a thread about yaoi
-Drink a shot whenever you get a rabid fangirl
-Drink 2 for ever rabid fanboy
-Drink 1 for every hater boy
-Drink 2 for every hater girl
-And drink a bottle if you ever get someone neutral on the subject you liar.

 

[Laxman9292]

My personal favorite is the Bear Grylls (Man Vs. Wild) drinking game.
1. When Bear jumps out of a plane or helicopter all players must start consuming their beverage untill he touches down, or until they finish their drink.
2. Whenever Bear eats something,
If its alive all players must consume 3 fingers of their beverage.
If the animal is dead players must add 3 fingers of their
beverage to a 'dirty pint' glass in centre of the room.
(fruit and veg count as dead)
3.When Bear drinks anything (hoping its clean water) all players must consume 3 fingers of their drink.
4. When Bear participates in any form of extreme exercise (e.g. rock climbing, swimming etc.) all participants must consume their beverage until he or their beverage finishes.
5.Whenever Bear talks about people in extreme situations,
If the outcome is they survived all players must consume 2 fingers of their beverage.
If the outcome is they died all players must consume 3 fingers of their beverage.
6. When Bear lights a fire all players must consume 3 fingers of the drink belonging to the player to their left.
7. Whenever bear takes off any item of clothing , all players must consume the same number of fingers as of clothes he has taken off - i.e If bear takes off only his shirt only drink 1 finger, shirt and trousers = 2 fingers .......... (pairs count as 1)
8. Whenever Bear complains about his surroundings all players must put 2 fingers of their beverage into the ?dirty pint?.
9. Whenever Bear reaches a stream or river all players must consume 2 fingers from the ?dirty pint? (going first name alphabetically). ? if there is no drink left in the dirty pint count yourself lucky!
10. Whenever bear goes for high ground ( must be a gradient of more than 45 degrees ), all players must attempt to find high ground within the room. The player lowest after 10 seconds must consume the dirty pint.

 

[GrimFandango92]

watch the smurfs and take a shot every time they use the term 'smurfs' execpt when refering to the smurfs. you will not survive

 

[Adzma]

While playing any Metal Gear Solid game, take a drink whenever Snake repeats a noun that has been said to him, and/or Metal Gear is mentioned by any character.

 

[jazzkid212]

i dont know how many sports fans are around here but during the NFL draft here are rules ive found before plus a few i added to make sure nobody lives

RULES Drink once every time one of the following phrases is uttered, drink twice if Mel Kiper says it: "Tremendous upside." "Best athlete available." "Drafting for need." "Intangibles." "Physical specimen." Any mention of the scouting combine. 40-yard dash times, bench press, vertical leap. If a player is described as a "project", or "sleeper" Any analyst disagrees with the pick made

Drink twice if:

Your team's picks scroll by on the ticker.
Fans boo their first-round pick.
Whenever ESPN cuts to a team's war room.
Camera shot of draftee at home with family.
Draftee at podium is wearing an obnoxiously colored suit (green, purple, yellow, sharkskin), a derby hat or hopelessly gaudy jewelry.
Draftee at podium pulls on jersey of new team with number "1" on it.
Kiper calls a pick a "steal" because he had him listed higher on his draft board.
Chris Berman segues from a pick with a contemplative pause and then says something like, "Hmmm ... an interesting pick for [team] at this stage of the draft."
A player from a college you've never heard of is picked.
Kiper starts getting on your nerves.
Tom Jackson lets slip one of those high- pitched giggles that sound funny coming from a former middle linebacker.
Draft pick slips because of "personal problems."
The highlight footage of a first-round pick makes him look like the single greatest player to put on a helmet and play the game of football.
It's deep into the fifth round and you're convinced Kiper is just making stuff up because no one could possibly know that much about an offensive tackle from Northern Idaho State .
Al Davis drafts a lower rated player because he runs fast.

and to make sure absolutely nobody lives

take one shot every time Kiper shoots the camera one of his falcon eyed stares

do all of these and nobody will make it out alive

 

[WolfThomas]

In highschool we used to play DRINK, you'd drink and the winner would get win another drink and the loser would be forced to have another. A simpler time.

 

[Julianking93]

Watch any weight loss show or Teenage Fat Camp and drink every time you get the urge to laugh.

You'll be dead within 5 minutes.

 

[mrhappyface]

Drink a small brandy glass of Jack Daniel's whenever the word "shapeshifting lizard people" shows up in any of David Icke's books on politics and religion. By the end of the book, you can stick a tap into your skin and become a living whiskey keg.

 

[Undercover]

Have a Half-Life marathon, and for every 15 minutes that go by where Gordon Freeman doesn't talk, take a drink.

 

[Orange_Clockwork]

Play any Dragonforce song. Take a drink every time you hear the word pain or fire.

 

[King of the N00bs]

D&D

for every time someone rolls a d20 take a drink

 

[TheMedicated]

We tried (and failed) to get through the Hellraiser series with the following rules:
-anytime Pinhead says something gothic
Turned into:
-anytime Pinhead opens his mouth
Turned into:
-Whenever anyone says ANYTHING gothic

I didn't last through the first movie...apparently, two friends got half way through the second.

 

[JimmerDunda]

Escapist-
Start a thread about the military.

Take a shot whenever someone claims their country is the best trained.

 

[Tsuillo]

Escapist forums Drinking game:

Take a shot every time someone posts something that isn't really in the spirit of the thread, moronic, or trolling.

I.E. "Just shoot yourself,"

Putchine power hour 1 shot minute for 60 that'll kill ya good seeing as that drinks illegal

"Drink cyanide" or "try to watch 'The Nanny'.... no drinking involved, but dangit, you'll be dead inside by the end"

Daytime TV drinking game:
take a drink every time a talk show host touches their coffee mug.
take two drinks if they drink from it.

The View drinking game:
Take a drink any time you feel ashamed to be watching The View.
Take a drink if any guest refers to the male species in a sexist way.
Stop drinking if any of the women on The view start appearing hot.

The Family Guy drinking game (not for the faint of heart, or weak of liver):
Take a drink every time they cut to a hilarious non-plot related joke.

 

[thel1st]

playing borderlands take a drink every time you find a gun with with differing stats from one in your inventory