Create A Drinking Game That Will Most Certainly Kill You

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Senrab

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Gran Torino:

Drink every time someone makes a racist comment.

Nightmare Mode: Drink every time Clint Eastwood grunts and/or growls.
 

Jaythulhu

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Judge Dredd: Every time Stallone says something unintelligible, have a shot. Take two shots if he says out "AH AM DA LAAUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW". Take 3 if you join in the yelling.

If you're not dead by the time the ABC Warrior is activated, you're not drinking strong enough grog.


[edit] Or the ninja drinking game. Continually look around the room you're in. Every time you don't see a ninja, have a shot.
 

IronicBeet

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Zero Punctuation. Every time Yahtzee pauses, take a shot of vodka and shoot yourself in the head. That will definitely kill you.
 

taylor1077

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Thursday night I played a drinking game for my friends 19th. We watched the movie "The Core" and had to drink whenever they produced a bit of bullshit science (Yes, I am a nerd)

1 hour in we'd finished a bottle of wine, a bottle of rum, 1/2 a bottle of Jaegermeister and all the beer in the house and had run out of alcohol at which point my friend was sick all over the toilet (not in the toilet, in the room the toilet was in, subtle but crucial distinction)

If we'd had enough alcohol to get to the end of the film I'm sure there would have been a fatality
 

C4P1T4L

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1.You take a bottle of beer
2.You drink off a bit
3.What you drank off, you fill with vodka
4.Repeat steps 2-3 untill the whole bottle is filled with only vodka
5.Drink the whole bottle of vodka
 

JoystickHero

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Play the online video game of your choice. Take a drink every time someone calls you a "noob". Take an extra drink for every number they use to do so, and for every curse word they use in the same sentence.

If they haven't hit puberty yet, finish the bottle. If they haven't hit puberty yet, and it's an M-rated game, drink another bottle.
 

axnxgxixe

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Rule: Drink everytime you see an animal


Watch Lion King. Alcohol poisoning before the end of the first song.
 

Krythe

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While watching any sort of preview involving Peter Molyneux, take a drink any time he says something you suspect to be bullshit.
 

Bourne Endeavor

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Suikoden series. Drink every time you recruit a new character. 108 characters, I wish you all the best with that. :p
 

The_Prophet

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pimppeter2 said:
The escapist

Open a religious thread and take a drink whenever someone says something totally offensive to anybody but Atheists.
That's just wrong. You'd die on the first page.
 

ZerOmega

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You know this song called "Roxanne" by The Police Listen it from YouTube [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3kG-7I_Y6k]
Anyway, in right hand you take bottle of Tequila and on your left you open anything strong enough to wash away the taste of Tequila (I'd use Salmiakki Vodka alc~32%). When you're playing the song and hear "Roxanne" You take a sip of Tequila. Everytime you hear "Red lights" You take a sip of something else with your left.

Get the idea?
 

Jamous

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Everytime you see a colour take a drink (incl. shades), you take a shot.

Escapist. Everytime anyone's a grammar/spelling nazi or says 'use the search bar', you take a shot.

Everytime you see something perverse or funny on the net, take a drink. You take more and more drinks the more you drink!
 

Shoqiyqa

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Krunkcity3000 said:
Watch any current Steven Segal Movie and take a drink everytime a noticeably thinner and more limber body double replaces Steve.
For the Muslims in the audience: watch any Steven Seagal movie and take a drink any time he has a facial expression.



Watching The Princess Bride, drink one finger's width off your pint every time:

someone says: "true love;"
someone makes a rhyme;
someone says: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You kileld my father. Prepare to die"
or
someone says: "Humperdink."

You could be drinking water and still be in serious danger in some scenes.