Create An Awful Band!

[AnAngryMoose]

Fun!

Name:Zurain Imam

Album: Elizabeth Bentley

Members:
-Fiasco Moscow on Nadaswaram
-Carmine Hoax on the Bell?
-Mercury Whisker singing in a Bass
-Moon Jeep on Upright Piano

Genre: Rake-and-scrape

Venue: A random field near Loulé, Portugal.

 

[quantum mechanic]

At the Deepwater Horizon Oil Club, we're bringing to you Dover Hagios Mbane, the renowned art punk band.

Featuring: the death growling Moon Pilot, accompanied by Hubbard Jonquil on the siren, Fox Capricorn on flexatone, and Asparagus Fiasco on pyrophone [[It's like an organ propelled by explosions]].

Be sure to check out their latest album, Beaverbrook 7 Dale F.C. Wasif.

 

[quantum mechanic]

Sorry about posting again, but I came up with a much better band the second time:

Miner Brown 79

Latest album: Beija Boulder Chateau

Members:
Zeus Deuce on Ocarina
Gravel on Gaida
Cowboy Constantine on Electric Thumb Piano
Fiddle Quasar on Crwth

Location: near the exact middle of the South Pacific Ocean

 

[WhamBamSam]

Oregon Amtrak Cardenales

Foreman Pluto - Bazooka
Eagle Birch - Baritone
Barrymore Ranger - Chendra
Yankee Mexico - Bones

Genre: New Taiwanese Song

Venue: On a mountain near Gangu China

 

[Ham_authority95]

Band name: Emilio Villalba Welsh

Album: Mandrake Flash

Members/instruments:

Friday Egypt on bullroarer
Botticelli Aries on Bass drum
Midnight Fly on computer
Eagle bluegrass on the accordion

Genre: Hardcore hip-hop

Venue: The middle of Antarctica

Nice thread lol.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

My band shall be.... Well... Patrick and the Ricks. Our hit single? I wanna RickandRoll all night. (AND PARTY EVERY DAY =P)

 

[GammaZord]

Band: Forest Children Charter
Album: Task Edgar Leonardoxa River
Members:
Nicodemus Kino, air horn
Moon Sidewinder, banjo
Danger Pluto, Uillean Bagpipes
Carmine Moscow, Death Growl

Genre: Gypsy Jazz
Appearing in: Harbin, South Korea

Good Fun!!

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Gamelan Semar Pegulingan mainstays, Ringing Wicked Walter Heiligenberg's new album, "Snow White Design Language: Seabiscuit" will be the focus of their new Indonesion tour.

The band, made up of four members, Baker Shadow (Alboka), Grass Caliper (Mijwiz), Padre Lighthouse (Crwth) and Friday Fire (Gopuz) says the new album will retain the groups recent lyrical focus on foot fungi of the 1800s.

Baker Shadow has this to say about the bands critics, "We been getting a lot of shit about going mainstream ever since out song "Oh, Lockbridge" was leaked, but I have one thing to say, If we were going mainstream, would we give out a rock with every CD we sold? A fucking ROCK? I didn't think so.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Brown Blastopore Motwani

Album: Riverhouse Cornaro (first word is two separate words put together)

Personnel:

Wheat Volcano on Aeolian Harp
Blaze Daytona on Bongo Drum
Asparagus Raptor on Mellotron
Cowboy Hawk on Jug

Genre: Goregrind

Venue: Somewhere in the South Pacific, between New Zealand and Argentina.

Alrighty then...

 

[Gamegod652]

Name: John Haplolobus Census

Album: Save Punishment Kho-kyin

Members:
Mulholland Namathon on the Crumhorn
Pluto Garfield on the Chapman stick
Periwinkle Holiday on the Bongo drum
Pear Seashell on the Bugle

Genre: Guasca

Playing somewhere in Antarctica.

This is fun I'm going to do another one. =D

Name: Armenians of Coulommes-et-Marqueny

Album: Girl Gantner Fernandes

Members:
Crimson Daytona on the Surdo
Train Mako on the Cornet
Raptor Fox on the Heckelphone
Eleven Steamboat on the Theremin

Genre: Acid house

Playing right off the coast of Alaska.

 

[zHellas]

While I'm not following the template assigned(and I apologize for that), here's my worst band idea:

Name: Coins For You
Genre: Coverband.
--->Covering?: Nickelback.

 

[Superior Mind]

I got distracted when the Celebrity Baby Name Generator gave me the name "Cheetah Volt DuPrier", now I'm busy trying to legally change my name.

 

[Idlemessiah]

Band name: Logic Family T.120
Album Name: Edward Afghan Municipality

Members + Instruments:
Pelican Baker on the Banjo
Asparagus Burgundy on the Harpsichord
Moon Shaft on the Piccolo Oboe
and
Sunday Zinnia on the Lambeg Drum

Genre: Chamber music

Debut Venue: 500 miles south from Cape Town, South Africa.

BTW, this game is awesome. Kudos to the OP.

 

[Ironboot]

Name: Buried Merchandise 6336
Album: Park Thymus Parakeet Cooking
Members:
Kino Scooby - Megaphone
Token Sidewinder - Electric organ
Lex Pontius - Uilleann pipes
Knight Jester - Bongo drum
Genre: Techno metal
Venue: In a forest in Madagascar.

Well, this was entertaining.

 

[mathadawg]

Name: John Tung Stadium
Album: Magazine Raavanaprabhu Collection
Members:
Elvis Crocus on Bombarde
Botticelli Flannel on Bordonua
Capricorn Compass on Cornet
and England Elvis on Harmonica

Genre: Axé
Venue: Off the coast of Greenland

 

[FinalHeart95]

Name: Phenom Clay Heaven

Album: Pulicaria Palauni Taglioni

Genre: Power Noise

Members: Mister Starboard on Accordion
Galileo Voice on Arghul
Shanghai Dandelion on Megaphone
Sangreal Garfield on Bell

Venue: Chinese Mountains

...Yeah.

 

[Deef]

Band name: Minister Defensor Chess

Album: Shanghai HOMO/LUMO citizens

Members:
Fiddle Volvo playing the Agogô
Volcano Train playing the Jew's Harp
Martini Olay playing the Baritone
X Pinot playing the Flugelhorn

Genre: Heavy metal

Playing at: The Southern Ocean, just south of Africa.

 

[Deef]

Brown Blastopore Motwani

Album: Riverhouse Cornaro (first word is two separate words put together)

Personnel:

Wheat Volcano on Aeolian Harp
Blaze Daytona on Bongo Drum
Asparagus Raptor on Mellotron
Cowboy Hawk on Jug

Genre: Goregrind

Venue: Somewhere in the South Pacific, between New Zealand and Argentina.

Alrighty then...

Wheat Volcano.