Create An Awful Band!

[2012 Wont Happen]

Band: Series

Members:
Pluto Flannel
Zaphoid Flax
Humvee Fly
Tundra Barometer

Instrument:
Percussion
Double Reed
Double Reed
Single Reed

Genre:
Alpine New Wave

Venue:
Deutchland

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

The Jonas Brothers with Justin Beiber as the lead singer.

I win!

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Brown Blastopore Motwani

Album: Riverhouse Cornaro (first word is two separate words put together)

Personnel:

Wheat Volcano on Aeolian Harp
Blaze Daytona on Bongo Drum
Asparagus Raptor on Mellotron
Cowboy Hawk on Jug

Genre: Goregrind

Venue: Somewhere in the South Pacific, between New Zealand and Argentina.

Alrighty then...

Wheat Volcano.

That would make a great gamertag.

 

[MONSTERheart]

We are Chanson Havre Corps

Our first album is called Subsidiaries Acanthera Hondshoote

Our lineup consists of Crimson Zither on the Jew's Harp, Pirate Scorpio on the harmonica, Aries on guan, and Flax Salmon on some uilleann pipes.

We're a G-Funk band.

Our first gig is in Antarctica.


...what the hell is G-Funk?

EDIT: double post. eh.

 

[MONSTERheart]

We are Chanson Havre Corps

Our first album is called Subsidiaries Acanthera Hondshoote

Our lineup consists of Crimson Zither on the Jew's Harp, Pirate Scorpio on the harmonica, Aries on guan, and Flax Salmon on some uilleann pipes.

We're a G-Funk band.

Our first gig is in Antarctica.


...what the hell is G-Funk?

 

[Rofl-Mayo]

I think Nickelback has already successfully done that for us.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Name: Andy Google's "Pulse Warren" Project

Album: GEA industries Lower Pittsburgh

Member/Instruments:
Knight Shangh is Bazooka (Bassist)
Eagle Whisker is Lead Yodeler
Pirate Dinosaur is Bone Drummer
Fly Orbit is on the banjo.

Style: Funk Metal

Playing at: Con Son Island of the coast of Vietnam.

 

[BarbaricGoose]

We are Chanson Havre Corps

Our first album is called Subsidiaries Acanthera Hondshoote

Our lineup consists of Crimson Zither on the Jew's Harp, Pirate Scorpio on the harmonica, Aries on guan, and Flax Salmon on some uilleann pipes.

We're a G-Funk band.

Our first gig is in Antarctica.


...what the hell is G-Funk?

Band name: Minister Defensor Chess

Album: Shanghai HOMO/LUMO citizens

Members:
Fiddle Volvo playing the Agogô
Volcano Train playing the Jew's Harp
Martini Olay playing the Baritone
X Pinot playing the Flugelhorn

Genre: Heavy metal

Playing at: The Southern Ocean, just south of Africa.

In Nathan's own words, "Ah, that's brutal!" The Jew's Harp is the most metal instrument known to man.

And here is some G-Funk for your possible listening pleasure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2H1heREKh0

 

[MONSTERheart]

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Oh man, I'm going to have to call the OP out on a misleading thread title. I made an awesome band!