Create the cheesiest Horror movie title you could ever imagine.

[MrSnugglesworth]

Cinco de Die-o!

On the eve of Cinco De Mayo, Mexicans rise up and attack!

(Exactly 0 racism at all)

 

[Remleiz]

GRANNY!

"She'll love you, to DEATH!"



[yes it's a real movie, look it up ]

 

[Cilliandrew]

Stigmata in my pants!

The last sign of the Apocalypse hits below the belt!

DOA at the DMV

The only way to fail this test is DIE!

Lesbodroids

Bot on Bot Lesbian death!

Cannibal Zombie Truckers of the I-90

Don't pull into the truck stop!

 

[Iskenator67]

Cooking With Zombies.
Try our new brain recipes.

 

[RanD00M]

A not so creepy nor scary,scary movie.

 

[razuk]

Title:The Undead Zombies That are ninjas From outer space but they can't run cuz their zombies From outer space that some guys try to kill but they die in the end...The movie

That Guy from twilight might be in this movie...

 

[Gotham Soul]

Beach Boy Bash

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

The Deaths.

People die.

 

[ragestreet]

Nerds From Hell 2: Flame Wars.

 

[maskedklaus]

The Kitten Killer:
It's the Purrfect Crime!


The Grim Gynocologist:
The cold touch of Death just got a little colder...

I'm especially fond of the second.

 

[Emilie Diabolica]

Lesbian Vampire Killers

Yes they are actual movies

i saw that. worst fucking movie i've ever been so cruel to my brain as to sit through and watch the damn thing...

and the lesbians arent even hot!
D=
!!

 

[George Palmer]

HellRaiser 6: Pinhead Loses His Shit. Literally.

Tagline: "The only thing scarier than the last 10 minutes of this film...are the first 90."

 

[Therumancer]

Well given the existance of Troma and movies like "Rabid Grannies", "Redneck Zombies", "Class Of Nuke 'em High", "Class Of Nuke 'Em High 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown" and "A Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell" I really don't think it's possible to outcheeze some of the movies that have already been done by those who intentionally make cheezy movies. Honestly, you'd be shocked by what is out there.

Truthfully though if I was going to make a low-brow cheezefest and have fun with it though:

"Succubus Cowgirl"

Subtitle: She's going to ride you straight to hell.

 

[Vanbael]

March of the Zombies (Narrated by Morgan Freeman)
Dead Again

 

[ssgt splatter]

The USS Kill Beast Buffe
A stranded space ship in orbit over a dead planet......yeah, you can see where I'm going with this can't you.

Spoiler

a cookie for those of you who caught the Yahtzee reference.

 

[NIHILHATE]

"Lithuanian cyborg-ninja kick-murder-squad vs the evil dead"
"It came from test tube 666"
"Mutant zombie space preachers from the planet Be'elzebub"
Those aren't mine though, they belong to my mate.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Revenge Of The Terror Of The Attack Of The Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh-eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D.


Yes they actually have a film with that name.

A LINK DAMN YOU WE NEED A LINK!

 

[wewontdie11]

Invasion Of The Illegal Foreigners

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