"Uwe Boll's Cheesy Horror Movie Of Cheesiness, that is also extremely long and tedious and boring and rips off almost every form of media known to man simply to create profit! 2! Revenge of the Cheese!"
Long, boring and tedious. Just like his films. Sadly, my title probably wasn't funny, whereas his films are (it's either die laughing at his stupidity or die crying at the rip-off of your favourite games with that guy).