Create your own crazy weapon!

[OneOfTheMichael's]

A simple 9mm pistol that has the power to blow up a city with one pull of the trigger.

So, the Noisy Cricket from Men in Black except even more ludicrously powerful?

I like indirect weapons. Something like a meat-juice gun that brings every predator for miles down on your target. On a more savage world they'd beg you to just shoot them normally before the locals arrive.

Not sure if this one's been done before, but how about an electromagnetic Tether gun that you swing about like a huge sword after you've caught one or more people? Smash 'em into walls, doors, other people (who will be added to the knot of squirming people on the end of the stream), hazards, etc. Or just position the stream behind you and continue on, dragging them behind you all the way.

Well actually i was thinking more of the debug mega pistol from fallout new vegas: http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Debug_megapistol

 

[The_ModeRazor]

A knife that heals anyone it hits from any injury/whatever-the-fuck-have-you.

A gun that shoots General Sarrano Fuckhead the God of Trolls at people. The cruelty!

 

[Miggotz97]

A gun that peels your skin off then bathes you in rubbing alcohol and salt then after that it turns you inside out while still keeping you alive
its the size of a pistol
solar powered
after charging for 4 hours it lasts for 1 month
salt and alcohol not included

 

[ChupathingyX]

A knife that heals anyone it hits from any injury/whatever-the-fuck-have-you.

You mean the The Krauss Refibrillator from Call of Duty: Black Ops?

Spoiler: My very own personal weapon that I keep under my bed, complete with air freshener

 

[TilMorrow]

Well I came up with an idea for a chainsaw with knives and I've seen concept art for a rocket propelled chainsaw that blows up and its launcher so... COMBINE THOSE IDEAS TO MAKE THE RPKNIVESAW-L. I bet it would be hard to load though.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

A rocket launcher that fires a disco ball that turns all reflected light into lasers. Comes with a mirror shield and trendy flares.

 

[Nickolai77]

I'll take the Injector from Timesplitters Future Perfect.

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

My insane weapon:

A rapid-fire laser zapper that pixelates whatever I zap with it, and if I keep zapping them, they EXPLODE into a shower of multicolored 3D pixels.

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[GameMaNiAC]

A gun that shoots shurikens and lightning. Oh, wait...

 

[Corkydog]

A pistol that has an explosive magazine that can be thrown like a grenade after firing off all the rounds.

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

For a game like Fallout New Vegas: The Glitch gun.
It's an ordinary looking gun; but if you shoot someone they start to glitch out, like getting stuck in the floor, Exploding grenades in their hands when trying to throw, Firing behind themselves when using a gun; that sorta thing. could be quite funny i reckon?

As a general concept: A gun that shoots large furry black Spiders at people. Like big-ass Black Widows. It's not good for the danger value....it's good for the scare the shit out of arachnophobes (like myself) value.

 

[ChaoticKraus]

I would have a gun that sprays a jet of lava that goes really far, like a couple of hundred meters. It would be mounted on the back of a pick-up truck and i would help those rebels in Libya with my DOOOMSDAY CAR!

Imagine driving full speed and spraying the surrounding area with lava. Awesome.

 

[imnot]

A velociraptor shotgun.
Nuff said.

 

[Shirokurou]

A gun that shoots loyalty. Anybody hit with it becomes your ally.

 

[DasDestroyer]

A sword with the blade made by putting an extremely thin bit of metal into a stasis field. Chocolate chip cookie for the reference

 

[Frybird]

A gun that shoots two-chamber pellets, one of them filled with sleeping gas, the other one with remote-detonatable brain parasites.

...Yeah i don't know either....

...a...gun that fires....ninjas?

 

[Ca3zar416]

haven't read everyone else's so I don't know if it's already here but I'd go for a gun that fires mimes. Yes mimes. That way they could make invisible walls for me when I need to make my escape.

 

[Cavan]

A gun that shoots loyalty. Anybody hit with it becomes your ally.

I like the way you think , even if i'd rather strap a shaped charge to my fist instead.

Oh and another idea was a gun that shoots little balls that chemically expand to the size of a van and land on people as giant boulders, fear me and my boulder firing mortar.