Create your own crazy weapon!

[redisforever]

Kinda bizarre thread, but hey, I'll bite...

Ok, some sort of gravity gun that inverts gravity for the target, sending enemies either a) smashing head first into the ceiling (if used indoors) or b) soaring skyward (if used outdoors), at which point the gravity could be reversed again...

I would use this weapon on anyone who failed to see its comic genius. Unless they had wings - then it'd be kinda pointless.

I hope no-one said this, but they had something like this in Armed and Dangerous. It's called a topsy-turvy mine, it's a large screw that you jam into the ground, it flips gravity while you hold onto it, and everyone else gets launched straight up, then down.

 

[Shirokurou]

I like the way you think , even if i'd rather strap a shaped charge to my fist instead.

That would make you a Shounen manga protagonist.

Oh and another idea was a gun that shoots little balls that chemically expand to the size of a van and land on people as giant boulders, fear me and my boulder firing mortar.

Like this?

 

[vongola_mist_daemon]

Super electro gravity demi shrapnal ion mega ventagun cannon

 

[nuba km]

gloves that make laser attacks ranging from the basic ligthsaber and laser blast to a laser dragon that fly's around the sky and smashes into your enemies.

 

[LikeDustInTheWind]

Mind-controlled nanobot launcher. Billions of microscopic robots doing your bidding. Also, each of them have little chainsaws.

 

[vongola_mist_daemon]

mega KFC matter gun

 

[Cavan]

I like the way you think , even if i'd rather strap a shaped charge to my fist instead.

That would make you a Shounen manga protagonist.

Oh and another idea was a gun that shoots little balls that chemically expand to the size of a van and land on people as giant boulders, fear me and my boulder firing mortar.

Like this?

Sure, if you can find one that's handheld that does the same thing as the full sized one :<.

 

[redisforever]

For a game like Fallout New Vegas: The Glitch gun.
It's an ordinary looking gun; but if you shoot someone they start to glitch out, like getting stuck in the floor, Exploding grenades in their hands when trying to throw, Firing behind themselves when using a gun; that sorta thing. could be quite funny i reckon?

As a general concept: A gun that shoots large furry black Spiders at people. Like big-ass Black Widows. It's not good for the danger value....it's good for the scare the shit out of arachnophobes (like myself) value.

What if it goes off in the holster? I too am terrified of spiders.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

I have some sketches and concepts laeying around here somewhere...

Can't post them because I want to patent/copyright them in case I ever actually want to produce them or use them in a fictional context.

 

[That Greek Guy]

half life opposing force.
a gun that shoots interdimensional portals to send your enemies to....another dimension.

 

[amadhatter]

How's about a cancer trebuchet? Leukemia for all!

 

[SimpleJack]

An M16, with several attachments, hang on a sec...
A swiss army knife, (the one with a spoon, not those other gay ones...)
a sling shot,
a brick, thats on fire,
a bird,
another M16,
a launcher that shoots tits,
and a ham sandwich, extra mustard, hold the bread.

 

[Apollo45]

A gun that calls down meteors from space to land on your target. Depending on how long you charge up the gun, it'll call down anything from something the size of a pebble (that'll still make your enemy explode on impact) to something that would cause mass extinctions. Just be careful how long you hold the trigger down.

I'd also like a gun that shoots bullets that heal - after they've passed through your body. Essentially, all the pain with none of the nasty side effects! A knife that does this would be handy as well I think...

 

[Hero in a half shell]

A gun that shoots a pitfall trap, and if you fall into it you get ravaged by angry mutant hamsters.

 

[Athol]

A sword with the blade made by putting an extremely thin bit of metal into a stasis field. Chocolate chip cookie for the reference

Ohhh a force blade, nice. Im not sure what you are referancing as Ive seen these in several different stroies.
OT: A gun that fires pure AWESOME, anything that is hit by it, is destroyed because nothing could survive that much awesome.

 

[Someone Depressing]

An SMG that shoots exploding breasts on the back of a Flying Dragon with meta-wings with a Fixed-Minigun as a mouth... or just a watergun, either works.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

A Minigun that fires Creepers... with chainsaws! And they're on fire!
Mounted on the back of a pig.

Ahhh! What horrors have you unleashed on this world