Create your own law/razor

[luckycharms8282]

Here are some of the more popular laws/razors named after certain persons:

Occam's Razor-not adding what is not needed

Murphy's Law-"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong".

Hanlon's Razor-Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

Melvin Kranzberg's six laws of technology state:

Technology is neither good nor bad; nor is it neutral.
Invention is the mother of necessity.
Technology comes in packages, big and small.
Although technology might be a prime element in many public issues, nontechnical factors take precedence in technology-policy decisions.
All history is relevant, but the history of technology is the most relevant.
Technology is a very human activity - and so is the history of technology.

and lots more: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_adages_named_after_people

Go ahead, think up one and name it after yourself:

Luckycharm's Razor: Hydrogeny recapitulates molology.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

TheTerribleAssassins Razor: The hidden gun doesn't do much when it's up your nose..

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

Jazzy's lawl-never take just one landraider when you have two more perfectly good heavy support slots to fill as well.

 

[Idiotastic]

Idiotastic's law of ingestion:

-Never consume pizza and chocolate at the same time.-

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Kaosu's Law: Never uppercut your opponent during a fight while shouting "C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!". It just makes them more mad.

 

[Jonluw]

Jonluw's law: "When you're in a bad mood, stuff is shit. Lots of stuff is shit when you're in a good mood too though."

 

[Ara69]

Ara´s Law: No matter how good you think you are, theres allways a 14-year-old troll to tell you otherwise.

The 69th law: Your opinion only matters to people who can gain something from knowing it.

 

[HT_Black]

Black's Law: Any person's percieved superiority levels will skyrocket in the presence of a fact which makes them look bad. Including you.

 

[luckycharms8282]

Ara´s Law: No matter how good you think you are, theres allways a 14-year-old troll to tell you otherwise.

The 69th law: Your opinion only matters to people who can gain something from knowing it.

Nice ones

Luckycharms'law- never carry a defibrillator over a health kit

 

[GundamSentinel]

Zala's law: Online gaming always contains more sources of annoyance and rage than you expect, even when you take into account Zala's law. (recursive laws FTW)

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Ironic Pirate's Law: There will be one joke answer within the first ten comments, no matter what the thread is about.

 

[vanthebaron]

Van's law: if your gonna be a bigot, don't do it around people with blunt objects

 

[arkwright]

Arkwrights law: Its half price to you but only i know the original price.

 

[Count Igor]

Murphy's law... That's just Sod's law right? But more general.

Mine:

4chan law:
Any topic, anywhere, any time on 4chan, there will always be a picture of a shit/naked lady/guts within the first 5 posts.

(Yes it wa a joke, I know there are nice places in there)

 

[shootthebandit]

bandits law: theres always that one sniper who seems to be picking on ME and only ME

 

[Eumersian]

Eumersian's Razor: Trick questions require even trickier answers.

 

[TeeBs]

MANs Law, don't believe in yourself, believe in the me that believes in you. Bro

 

[GundamSentinel]

MANs Law, don't believe in yourself, believe in the me that believes in you. Bro

Oh, bravo! You deserve a cookie.

 

[xdgt]

xdgt law: the one who screams most is the one who knows least.

 

[Zombus]

Zombus' Razor: A stupid person can ask a smart question and still be stupid.