Create your own law/razor

[drbarno]

Barno's law: There can never be enough Bacon.

 

[trebor 25]

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[XJ-0461]

XJ-0461's theorum: talcum powder + eye = bad times.

 

[Ara69]

xdgt law: the one who screams most is the one who knows least.

This is a lot like Dogberts evolution: Blind people compensate by having good hearing, dumb people compensate by having huge mouths.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I've already created a law before. It's more of a sub-law of Murphy's law, but I still think its relevant.

Irony's Acolyte's Law: If something can get inconveniently caught on something, it will.

You can guess how I was inspired to make this law.

 

[WolfEdge]

Second Law of Artistic Geometry: A rhombus is the kind of rectangle a ***** would draw.

The Laser Razor: Bobaser, banana fanna fo phazer. Mi my mo mazer... Laser.

 

[xdgt]

xdgt law: the one who screams most is the one who knows least.

This is a lot like Dogberts evolution: Blind people compensate by having good hearing, dumb people compensate by having huge mouths.

I suppose great minds think alike? Don't watch Dilbert that much, so have encountered it so far, guess it really is a lot alike.

 

[ThreeWords]

I suppose great minds think alike?

Great minds think alike, but the greatest mind thinks alone?

 

[xdgt]

I suppose great minds think alike?

Great minds think alike, but the greatest mind thinks alone?

An interesting question, to a degree every man thinks alone and to a degree his thoughts are based on prevous knowledge which he gained from others. No mind thinks completely alone and no mind bases all its thoughts on outside sources either.

 

[luckycharms8282]

I've already created a law before. It's more of a sub-law of Murphy's law, but I still think its relevant.

Irony's Acolyte's Law: If something can get inconveniently caught on something, it will.

You can guess how I was inspired to make this law.

Did your willy get caught in your pants zipper?

 

[Android2137]

Android 21 3/7's law: Be pessimistic. If you were wrong, you're happy. If you were right, you were mentally prepared.

 

[MrShowerHead]

MrShowerHead's razor: Don't. Just don't......

 

[bubba145]

bubba145 law: Never expect a bullet to fly in the way you want. always expect it to fly in a random flight path.

 

[dfcrackhead]

When I first saw the title of this topic I thought it said "Create your own lazor"... So I was kind of expecting a "lazor" making tutorial video like that assassin's creed blade thing.

My law would be: Any God of War clone, will not be better than God of War

 

[happysock]

happysock's law - Don't pick your nose while going over a speed bump

 

[FalloutJack]

Death is comedy.

This notion begins with the professor at my college who was teaching a number of literature classes, one of them Comedy. Shortly after the completion of the semester, he passed away.

No, I did NOT have anything to do with it, and he never said anything like "One day, you're going to be the death of me.". We actually got on fairly well, but I digress... His class was the setup, his death was the punchline.

 

[Gilfareth]

Gilfareth's Razor: The average person, left to decide for themself, will choose the answer that requires the least thought.