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DragonStorm247

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Simply replace Star Child with Harbinger. The moments where you converse with Sovereign, the Reaper on Rannoch, are some of my favorite moments in the series because of the weight their voices carry. A kid's voice is disappointingly on the opposite end of that spectrum.

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SecretNegative said:
The same, but since it's the future and an internet generation, the dialogue comes from Yahoo answers.

Shepard: how is reppa formed

how is reppa formed
how harbi get pragnent?

Starchild: they do to do way instain ai> who kill thier peppol. becuse these peppol cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroing an ai in AR who had kill his three peppol. they are taking the three peppol back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the goverment who lost thier peppol ; i am truley sorry for your lots
Google needs a "Translate Yahoo Answers to English" option ;)
+ 10 Internets to you, Sir
 

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Did you sit there in the first game when it was talking about nigh-invincible fleets of AI dreadnoughts, or when the entire alliance fleet got its balls handed to it trying to take down Sovereign and thought, "yup, this will be solved through conventional warfare".
Nope, but I did sit there, listening to Anderson's speech, thinking "Hmmm, you know, maybe if the entire galaxy banded together against them, we may have a fighting chance."

First things first. A McGuffin is a device which isn't important to the plot but which serves as a motivation. If we spent the entire game building the crucible only to find out that it wasn't actually required and the power to defeat the Reapers was within us all along, then it would be a McGuffin. As it is, it's just a plot device.
Yeah I know, poor choice of words on my part there.

..And it was always going to come down a plot device or deus ex machina. It was always going to be an alien virus which made the reapers friendly, or a magic space gun which blew them up, or the discovery of some kind of big glowing weak spot which everyone had somehow missed, or Shepard discovering some kind of special power to destroy the Reapers using the power of his love for Garrus, because if nothing else it had to be something Shepard could do within the mechanics of the game.. which mostly involves walking around on foot putting small metal things into people's bodies at high speed.
I didn't see it that way. I hoped for the "Unite the galaxy then strike back decisively as one" path. To shamelessly hijack a quote from my favorite webcomic; "We do not run from the end of the world. We charge!"

What you are doing now is the equivalent of taking Lord of the Rings, giving all the orcs jetpacks and plasma rifles and then complaining that the one ring is just a cheap plot device and thus the free peoples should have had another choice but to use it. Having a plot device solve everything is not a bad thing, it might be if it's arbitrary or contrived (no comment in this case) but I don't think there is any room to be particularly disappointed that this one came down to a plot device in some form. It was obvious from day one that that would happen, heck, Sovereign's shields suddenly shutting down in ME1 was a plot device, one which was never properly explained and actually pretty damn contrived.
Reiterating, I did not see it as something that has to happen. Yes, I did not sit here going "No way will they pull a Deus Ex Machina", but more like "I'd really rather they wouldn't."

And as we're on the LOTR analogies, there was one that described the current ending as Eru Illuvatar popping out of nowhere when Frodo makes it to Mt. Doom, telling him that he can:
A) Toss the ring which will kill Sauron, all his orcs and the owners of the Three,
B) Collect some sheer willpower to dominate Sauron (and likely die in the process) or
C) Do...something...that would make everyone half-Sauron, quarter-orc and quarter-whatever they were. Maybe eat the ring.

In real life. If a superior force was merrily destroying everything and you turned down the chance to use a mysterious superweapon which might turn the tide because of moral principles, life would not suddenly hand you a alternative option just because you were a good person. In fact, if it did, that thing would be a contrived plot device.
Oh I completely agree with this, however...I never expected that I'd have "win" this one in the first place. I'd be perfectly willing to accept a bad ending, to be defeated, as long as I was at least given the option to fight on my own terms. End of Arrival, when Shepard basically tells Harbinger: "Sure, you might wipe us out, but I swear, we're going to give you hell before you do." That's what I wanted as one of several options, of course.

People who still opted to use the Crucible instead? Sure, go ahead, use it. As long as I can opt not to. I'm not saying everyone should do this my way, just that we shouldn't be shoehorned down that particular path.

Basically what I'm saying is: "Why did they make me win on the Harbinger kid's terms? Why couldn't I even fight on mine? This isn't what my Shepard would do if she had a real choice." To say nothing of the non-Harbinger kid and nightmares and stuff, that entire part made me cringe from the sheer cheeziness >.<
 

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I got one:
Everyone dies.
Your war assets etc. simply decide how far you get until your efforts will ultimately prove futile against the overpowering might of the reapers.
You will get to PLAY each team-mate during his last stand, taking out as many enemies as you can, but they simply spawn infinitely and in the end, they overpower you, but, you do not simply die, you get injured, causing you to lose your abilities one after another, maybe after a grenade, your hearing will be gone, after a shot to the knee, you can't walk anymore and yet you still continue to fight until the very end.
Alternatively, you could just give up at any point and watch as you, as a crew-mate get murdered.
And in the moment of your death, the character internally narrates what he lived through under Shepard leadership and, depending on your previous actions, will also with their last breath judge you before they die or reveal that they had feelings for you, which you will never know.
The last one to die is Shepard, who, in his last moments, after he has seen his crew get slaughtered, is not only devastated but also is brought to the realization, that he will inevitably fail and die, so you now have several options.
1. Ask Joker to ram the normandy into harbinger as a last desperate effort, thus killing you, Joker and EDI, though you might at least take one last enemy out.
And if you reinforced the Normandy enough, you actually do take him out, thus at least giving you the satisfaction, that you at least killed that guy.
2. You can try to flee. And this is also a possibility, but, only for so long. If you flee, you see the ships of the fleet you build get destroyed around you, while the commanding officers contact you and in their last moments, express their bewilderment over you, the great Shepard abandoning them, which you then can take as a cue to actually turn around for a desperate last stand amongst your fellow officers or to continue fleeing, which will eventually cause the rest of the fleet to retreat as well, so you get to see them all crash into each other, destroyed by the reaper weaponry and generally erupt into flames and die.
And in the end the reapers catch you and you get to see the normandy disintegrated. Though, since you fled, thus going against your (shepard's implied) values, you do not get to see Shepard during his last moment, only the Normandy as it gets blown to smithereens.
3. Suicide.
Shepard simply picks up a gun and kills himself. The game simply ends there, no closure, no last cutscene, nope, straight to the credits.
After 1. and 2.:
You see the reapers destroy every civilization you ever visited and every planet you have ever been to and encountered organic life-forms on. EVERY PLANET THE PLAYER HAS EVER BEEN TO, be it for exploration, mining, etc.
But also planets you have never seen before, some with primitive civilizations, fleeing from what must seem to them as the gods having decided to end them, and others where only primitive animals live, which are also destroyed by the wrath of the reapers.
After this ultimate carnage, the credits roll over the images of the still burning planets, as a narrator reveals to you, that Shepard failed in his mission whilst the reapers succeeded.
After credits.
"But, if the reapers succeeded, then who is left to tell the story"...
 

Blunderboy

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Whichever one means people don't keep banging on about it on the fucking forums and bringing it up every two minutes.

 

Jason Rayes

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Blunderboy said:
Whichever one means people don't keep banging on about it on the fucking forums and bringing it up every two minutes.

Well I've only just finished the game, Ive never had a chance to talk about it before, I think I have that right. The disgust you show leads me to believe you have had a chance to to express your opinion at some point, perhaps ad nauseam. At least give us the freedom to do the same. If you really really aren't interested, just ignore the thread. No-one forced you to come in here and read it. I cordially invite you to go somewhere you find more interesting and less annoying. You'll be happier, I'll be happier :)
 

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Jason Rayes said:
Blunderboy said:
Whichever one means people don't keep banging on about it on the fucking forums and bringing it up every two minutes.

Well I've only just finished the game, Ive never had a chance to talk about it before, I think I have that right. The disgust you show leads me to believe you have had a chance to to express your opinion at some point, perhaps ad nauseam. At least give us the freedom to do the same. If you really really aren't interested, just ignore the thread. No-one forced you to come in here and read it. I cordially invite you to go somewhere you find more interesting and less annoying. You'll be happier, I'll be happier :)
Okay so you were late to the party, but the threads are all still there in the search bar. And yes I could ignore this thread, but invariably this one will lead to another one, and that will lead to yet more.
Besides, I didn't really mind the ending we got. At least with the extended cut.
 

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Blunderboy said:
I actually don't mind it either, I just didn't want to put that stupid cowboy ending in the thread where everyone is discussing whether the ending ruined the series. Id likely have started a flame war :)
 

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Jason Rayes said:
Since the ending for Mass Effect 3 was disappointing to many, how about we just make up our own.
Already did - and all of Mass Effect 3 to go with it.

I was running a table top version of Mass Effect for my spouse (who had not played the games previously). The original plan was to just run ME1, but my spouse and I were having such fun that I went on and ran ME2 as well. And then ME3, almost a year before it's actual release. I read spoiler pages to get some info, but since the Crucible was never mentioned, I didn't know about that. Instead I knew some locations, some crew members, and that was pretty much it.

So I reviewed the information on Reaper invasions in the first game (shut down citadel, shut down Mass Relays, invade a single star system, kill/convert everything, move on to next star system) and then compared this to the early trailers (Earth getting attacked) and said "okay, so apparently Sol system is up first.

Oh - almost forgot. My spouse's Shepard decided to make peace between the Geth and Quarians after meeting Leigon and BEFORE going through the Omega 4 Relay. So... yeah, that was already taken care of.

Anyway...

Part 1) Earth Invasion - fairly similar to the game
No Mars mission, cause I didn't know about the Crucible. On to the Citadel.
Shepard meets with Admiral Hacket. Shepard calls in the Geth and Quarians for aid. The Geth fleet heads to Earth to harry the Reapers and delay their efforts there, sacrificing them to buy time. The Quarian fleet, meanwhile, joins the Earth fleet and begins work retrofitting as many earth ships as possible with the Weapon, Armor, and Shield upgrades from ME2. Primary attention is given to the new SR fleet - 20 SR ships with the same specs as the Normandy.

Part 2) The Citadel - in addition to Earth, the homeworlds of the four Citadel races were all off line and without communication. That being the case, the Council refused to help Earth until each of their homeworlds was helped first.
Shepard leaves Tali and Legion on the Citadel to attempt to figure out how to use it to turn the Relays on and off. If things go bad on Earth, Shepard considers trapping the Reaper fleet in the Sol System using their own tactics against them. Shepard also considers blowing up the Sol relay to destroy the Reaper fleet, but only if Earth cannot be saved.

Part 3) Curing the Genophage - I thought the lab in the video was on a different planet, so this wasn't Sur-Kesh (sp?) but rather some other location. Cerberus shoots up lab, Shep saves Female Krogan, just as in game. Drops off Genophage cure on Krogan homeworld without any difficulties (unlike game). Krogan cured - Krogan send troops to Shepard's war effort.

Part 4) Pavelan - Shepard headed to the Turian homeworld first. First, Shepard learned that their Relay had been deactivated (it could receive ships, but not send them). Secondly, Indoctrinated Reaper agents had assassinated the Primarch and there was a dispute over who should become the next Primarch. First, Shepard had to choose a candidate to support. Having done so, Shepard investigated the other candidates and learned that one of them was Indoctrinated and working for the Reapers. One dead candidate later, Shepard headed to a mining facility near the Relay where reaper forces were building up their forces. Some dead husks later, Shepard fought and destroyed the Reaper scout that shut down the Relay, thus bringing it back online. The thankful new Primarch sent the Turian fleets to aid Shepard's war efforts.

Part 5) Before heading to the next homeworld, Shepard got a distress call from the Rachnai Queen, requesting aid. Her new nest was being attacked by Cerberus. Shepard answered her call, killed some Cerberus troops and some husk-i-fied rachnai, and saved the Rachnai Queen again. She sent Rachnai ships to support Shepard's war efforts.

Part 6) Thesia - again, one Reaper scout, some husk ground forces, and some indoctrinated minions messing with the government, attempting to cause chaos. Shepard shoots them to death, kills the Reaper scout, and reactivates the Relay. Asari join war effort.

Part 7) Cerberus Attack on the Citadel! - again, this one is weirdly similar to the original game, except that A) Tali is injured (rather than Thrane) and survives, and B) the goal was to capture a life Prothean in the depths of the Citadel - one of the scientists who created the Conduit. He provides massive tactical intel on the Reapers. He is sent to help with the fleet retrofits while Tali is given several implants to stabilize her condition. These implants have the secondary benefit of stabilizing her immune system so she can walk around on the Normandy without her helmet.

Part 7) Sur-Kesh. Reaper Forces have landed near the breeding grounds and are calling for surrender. Shepard drops into area, kills husks, kills reaper scout. Breeding grounds saved, relay reactived, Salarians join war effort.

Part 8) Loose Ends. Wrapping everything up before heading to Earth.

Part 9) Earth. Shepard had to choose which fleets to send where. I rated different fleets best at certain tasks. Meanwhile, Shepard went on a missing to attack the Reaper facility where humans were being turned into another Human Reaper. The goal was to blow the place up (from within) to attract many reapers to a single point, and then hit hard with all the remaining forces. This strategy was based on the surviving Prothean's knowledge of Reaper tactics. However, when Shep arrived at the base, he found it guarded by Cerberus and the Illusive Man (who had Saren style upgrades). The Illusive Man acted as the Reaper mouth-piece, discussing how the Reapers wanted to save all life - by turning it into Reapers, so that all societies could exist forever. Shepard replied by killing the Illusive Man. A lot.

The reapers responded as predicted, gathering at this point. Shepard (having escaped on the Normandy after setting the explosives) ordered the SR fleet and all remaining fleets to attack. Massive battle, huge firefight. Fortunately, because the Reapers had gathered so close (due to the attack on the breeding facility), one reaper exploding would damage the reapers next to it. This caused a chain reaction, destroying most of the Reapers (and part of Shepard's fleet, as well as killing billions on Earth) but leaving the Reaper forces devastated. Shepard's fleet continued their attack, taking losses, but destroying 95% of the Reapers. The remaining Reapers fled the Sol system, defeated.

Thus did Shepard win the war without McGuffins, just good intel and strategy. Earth took heavy losses, but still stands, even in the maps will need some rewriting in the wake of the devastation. The Reapers, while still a threat, have so few numbers that they will never again be able to "reap" the galaxy, and the races will continue to hunt them down, hopefully eliminating them for good.

Shepard retired from active duty and took a position as the human ambassador to the Quarians - and was thus able to settle down on Rannock with Tali.

The End.
 

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Again? Oh well, better dig up the bloody ending.

Better put up the caption.

Oh, buggernuggets, can't find the caption.

Let's see, ending, ending, ME3... ah, here we go:

Lear said:
Shepard uses the power of disco to destroy The Reapers, only for a massive army of lolcats to invade from Dimension Z and destroy Earth with their Sooper Walrus Cannon(TM), causing a massive rift in space and time that destroys the SWC(TM), forcing them to engage in a massive battle with the fleet Shepard created during the game, creating a diversion for The RAF to invade through the space/time rift, damaging The Normandy and stealing all of their cupcakes and biscuits. This enrages Garrus, who uses The Normandy's super cannon to destroy The Millenium Falcon, which appeared out of nowhere, only it instead hit The Death Star, which appeared a second later, taking the brunt of the shot and splitting into five.

This causes Napoleon to engage in a final battle with his heroes, Hannibal and Alexander The Great, for control of Proxima Centauri, which has a planet with massive quantites of Iytuives ore, which contains Element -1 and Element 578. The confusion and massive destruction and loss awakens LazerBear, who had been hibernating in Canada for a hundred years (Canada survivng the destruction of Earth alongside Europe and Singapore, since they are all awesome), who promptly uses his patented Lazer(TM) to destroy the lolcat fleet and defeat Hannibal, allowing Alexander The Great to outflank Napoleon, saving the galaxy from the effects of failed invasions of Russia.

Shepard's fleet, with barely any ships left, rounds up all the sentient beings of the galaxy, stores away the last bits of Earth left, and follows LazerBear's lead to the Galaxy M-7868582478572875875 to start anew. The Milky Way begins to merge with Andromeda as the newly cristened Ark Fleet escapes.

Credits roll, and then this video plays:

<youtube=lgI2ZQVyrBo>
 

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Garrus sums it up in the game for me:
"No I think we're about to kick the Reaper's back into whatever black hole they crawled out of. Then we're going to retire somewhere warm and tropical and live off the royalties from the vids, maybe even see what a turian-human baby looks like"

Why couldn't I have just one ending like that?

oh and
Lear said:
I just spat tea all over the cat I laughed that much!
 

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In the seconds before "shit gets fucked" Nicolas Cage appears, wills himself to go back in time, finds out who thought up the ending and feeds him to the shark in the bag and then it re(?)-ends
but this time the ending is... er... good...

Example








So, yeah, basically that...
 

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Souplex said:
He explains that the Reaper's purpose is to simply preserve/archive life in Reaper form, and give new races a chance to thrive. (None of that bull about how synthetics will always rebel, when we've seen no evidence of that in the series. We've seen one group of synthetics, and they didn't try to exterminate their creators, rather the opposite.)

I'm with you on this. The whole "I impose order where there is chaos" line of dialogue with the Catalyst seems to lead to this conclusion.

edit: Organics are brutal and chaotic and will destroy themselves without synthetic intervention. Heck the whole "Krogans almost wiped themselves out. The Drell almost wiped themselves out. Quarians went apeshit when and tried to put down synthetic life because they perceived as a threat. Protheans were a fascist, totalitarian empire. And so were the Leviathans" all lend credence to this theory.
 

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The reapers are shrunk down to 1 foot in size, and the last scene shows garrus shepard and Tali relaxing on a beach on Rannoch, launching tiny reapers via cataplt into the sky and taking turns shooting them out of the sky. It would be perfect!
 

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Lear said:
Again? Oh well, better dig up the bloody ending.

Better put up the caption.

Oh, buggernuggets, can't find the caption.

Let's see, ending, ending, ME3... ah, here we go:

Lear said:
Shepard uses the power of disco to destroy The Reapers, only for a massive army of lolcats to invade from Dimension Z and destroy Earth with their Sooper Walrus Cannon(TM), causing a massive rift in space and time that destroys the SWC(TM), forcing them to engage in a massive battle with the fleet Shepard created during the game, creating a diversion for The RAF to invade through the space/time rift, damaging The Normandy and stealing all of their cupcakes and biscuits. This enrages Garrus, who uses The Normandy's super cannon to destroy The Millenium Falcon, which appeared out of nowhere, only it instead hit The Death Star, which appeared a second later, taking the brunt of the shot and splitting into five.

This causes Napoleon to engage in a final battle with his heroes, Hannibal and Alexander The Great, for control of Proxima Centauri, which has a planet with massive quantites of Iytuives ore, which contains Element -1 and Element 578. The confusion and massive destruction and loss awakens LazerBear, who had been hibernating in Canada for a hundred years (Canada survivng the destruction of Earth alongside Europe and Singapore, since they are all awesome), who promptly uses his patented Lazer(TM) to destroy the lolcat fleet and defeat Hannibal, allowing Alexander The Great to outflank Napoleon, saving the galaxy from the effects of failed invasions of Russia.

Shepard's fleet, with barely any ships left, rounds up all the sentient beings of the galaxy, stores away the last bits of Earth left, and follows LazerBear's lead to the Galaxy M-7868582478572875875 to start anew. The Milky Way begins to merge with Andromeda as the newly cristened Ark Fleet escapes.

Credits roll, and then this video plays:

<youtube=lgI2ZQVyrBo>
I love your name, are you, by any chance, a fan of Christopher Moore?
themutantlizard said:
Shepard saves the galaxy and everyone has a massive party at the citadel set to the hamsterdance song with beer, and strippers. and the entire cast takes a bow.
Another option, to karmically balance my very depressing first draft:
Take the idea of the quote above to eleven:
Everyone just has a MASSIVE orgy instead of a final fight.
Everyone just strips naked and gets on a huge heap and the reapers join in, corpulating with each other and, for the japanese release, sending out tentacles into the heap of naked beings of every gender and race and species.
Nothing but a giant orgy, flesh rubbing against flesh, rubbing against mechanics.
And this goes on for about 90 minutes straight.
90 minutes of massive space-orgying.
Yep.
Cue credits.
 

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Not my creation but I totally would play the shit out of mass effect 3 time and time again if this was the ending.
 

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Cpu46 said:
Not my creation but I totally would play the shit out of mass effect 3 time and time again if this was the ending.
Everything about that picture is just so perfect, and I agree in every way possible with it.