Create your own sexual euphemism using video game terms.

[Chicago Ted]

Check out THIS boomstick!

This ain't a noob's tube!

 

[TheOnceandFutureKing]

hey babe what say me and you go back to Hyrule and find the missing piece of the Triforce?

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

DELETED

 

[Amethyst Wind]

I'm gonna reload and take the Renegade Option.

 

[yizas]

Hey wanna go geek out with my dick out

 

[Sosa Star]

http://www.gucomics.com/comic/?cdate=20050412

 

[PrototypeC]

My Dwarf just got a class upgrade.

 

[Infinatex]

"weapon's dry!" .... should have packed the Extended Mags!

or

"Achievement Unlocked!"

 

[GundamSentinel]

Solid Snake

That is all.

Slipping Solid Snake into Outer Haven is always a good thing.

 

[Rhade]

"You look like a man that's good with your hands. I'm gonna' need you to be on my 6 and ready to ambush."

 

[JaymesFogarty]

"Snake... Snake, What's Going on? Snake? Snaaake!"

"HADOKEN!" - If anyone can pull this off at an appropriate timing (I don't need to say when, you just know) you are my hero.

No Snake, you can't do that. You'll create a time paradox!On subject, "Please, let me use you as a constructive outlet." (See Assassin'S Creed 2.)

 

[johannmaximus]

Let's try

My minesweeper needs to clear your field.

 

[esperandote]

I'd let her jump on my goomba and i'd blow her cartridge are my favorites yet

eeeh...

i'd let her go kirby on me.
I'd mount her yoshi.

... i'll leave now

 

[Inmate13]

*while takin her from behind*

Falcon PUNCH!!

 

[Space Spoons]

"I notice your slot has triple experience growth. Want to equip my materia?"

... Yeah, that one needs work.

 

[Captain Blackout]

From my wife to all of you (not to me, never been said to me):

GAME OVER

 

[Ryank1908]

What? SOFTY is evolving!

SOFTY evolved into ERECTION!

ERECTION used . . . I'll leave it at that. There's a lot you can do with pokemon.

Edit: Oh maaaan. 'Theres a lot you can do with pokemon' didn't sound good in this particular conversation...

 

[Prof.Wood]

I think this works.
She must be pirate cos she got a lot of booty.

And a more sappy one
She Ninja'd my heart
but which ones better... there's only one way to find out.

 

[Sebenko]

you can camp my spawnpoint. (any online fps ever)
FTL not good enough? Check out my mass relay. (mass effect, duh)
You got a critical hit on my eyes, better follow up with a shot to the crotch. (Fallout 1 & 2)
I'd explore that anomaly (STALKER)
GET INTO OF HERE STALKER (Again, Stalker)

 

[GreyWolf257]

"Do a barrel roll!"

The sad thing is that I've actually seen that in a rather hilarious vid... I think I should stop talking now...