Why would you want a pet that sits on our shoulder when you could have one that carries you around (and can destroy a city block as easily as breathe) GO GIANT HYDRAAedwynn said:A Pseudo Dragon from D&D. Would be the most awesome pet ever!
(It's a 2 foot long dragon with a poisonous stinger in its tail, chameleonic scales, and is a clever and faithfull companion to the right owner.)