Creepy Compliments

[Karlaxx]

I've had people ask to touch my facial hair. (I'm notorious for these sideburns, and nowadays the neck-scruff, too.)

 

[viranimus]

Not mine but my wife in the middle of a mammogram had her female doctor comment "Wow those are.... just great.. your husband must have a lot of fun with those"

 

[rosemystica]

Most of the compliments I get are pretty standard... it's just that they come from really fucking creepy dudes. D:

 

[Mimssy]

I've had people ask to touch my facial hair. (I'm notorious for these sideburns, and nowadays the neck-scruff, too.)

I used to scratch my friends chin when he still had his beard. He made this happy puppy face.

 

[Applejack]

you have beautiful eyes.

it was from a girl and I'm a guy. i never want to be called beautiful.

I'm a little surprised by this, so you can never call a guy beautiful? Orlando Bloom had better be an exception!

mean aren't beautiful, men are handsome, rugged, and sexy. and that last one is pushing it. the only thing about men you can call beautiful is their mind, and for me that's a negative.

I think I get it. And from a girls perspective being called beautiful isn't always nice, like if your boyfriend says it a lot it's stupid. I actually think "hot" is a better compliment sometimes.

 

[Kialee]

"You have very thin veins!" From a nurse, when I was getting blood drawn, and it had to be done with a butterfly needle in the back of my hand.
Later, I found out it wasn't a compliment at all, but at the time I was noticeably unsettled.

 

[Yoshemo]

inb4 "you got a purdy mouth"

ot: from a co worker: "too bad you only screw guys, you look like you know how to fuck~"
Luckily shes opposite shifts as me x.x

 

[unoleian]

A nurse told me I have a nice shade of blood

This one wins.

Don't have a creepy compliment to contribute, at least not off the top of my head. Will think on this, and be back...

 

[thethingthatlurks]

"You have very nice eyelashes." Yeah, my manhood was instantly obliterated when I heard a young assistant say those words. Optometrists can be very creepy sometimes...

 

[Thunderhorse31]

"your husband is a lucky man" is creepy. Is the guy saying that hoping to be "lucky" too?

Yes, that line is code for "I acknowledge you are in a relationship, but being the dick that I am (and think with), I'm offering you this veiled last-ditch compliment, secretly hoping that you will respond with something to the effect of 'I wish he realized that' or 'yeah I guess,' potentially revealing a crack in said relationship and thus renewing the possibility that a concerted effort on my part might still 'get you.' "

And yes, yes that one compliment means all of that at the same time. Though to be fair, women pull that shit too (it's been done to me as well).

OT: I've been told by several women that I'm "mysterious." I get that they find that attractive, but it's still weird to hear.

 

[LamborghiniJackson]

"I like the way you sit"

 

[Doctor What]

Quite a few people in my life have thought that I am a girl. I really don't see how, but I always got compliments on how pretty I was.

Creepy, yes.

 

[Blemontea]

"But... Men love the jiggle..." i said that to my friend when she was talking about her butt.

 

[Dango]

"But... Men love the jiggle..." i said that to my friend when she was talking about her butt.

You sir, are a brave man.

 

[Applejack]

"your husband is a lucky man" is creepy. Is the guy saying that hoping to be "lucky" too?

Yes, that line is code for "I acknowledge you are in a relationship, but being the dick that I am (and think with), I'm offering you this veiled last-ditch compliment, secretly hoping that you will respond with something to the effect of 'I wish he realized that' or 'yeah I guess,' potentially revealing a crack in said relationship and thus renewing the possibility that a concerted effort on my part might still 'get you.' "

And yes, yes that one compliment means all of that at the same time. Though to be fair, women pull that shit too (it's been done to me as well).

OT: I've been told by several women that I'm "mysterious." I get that they find that attractive, but it's still weird to hear.

I think I said something like "oh well thank you" and it took me like 5 minutes to realize how creepy his statement was, and I think thats why people get away with stuff like that. Mysterious is attractive if your good looking, if not it's scary. Life is full of double standards.

 

[Mimssy]

"But... Men love the jiggle..." i said that to my friend when she was talking about her butt.

You sir, are a brave man.

Very brave, or wearing a cup.

 

[Sacman]

"oh, you have the most beautiful... " *realizes I'm a guy and walks away* it was sort of weird since it was at the Dollar store...