Creepy Compliments
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The bad memory came over to me in gym class and smelt me a couple days after I dumped her. She walked away like nothing had happened. When I told her it was creepy, she seemed offended.
Before you ask, there were other reasons for dumping her other than that she was a freak.
Before you ask, there were other reasons for dumping her other than that she was a freak.
A girl once drew a picture of a dog and wrote under it "This is a picture of my dog. He died a few years ago. He was sweet, just like you."
She compared me to her dead dog, how touching...
She compared me to her dead dog, how touching...
You think thats impressive you should have heard some of the other things i say to her and not get slapped for. one time i text her asking what she's wearing and she didn't even bring it up the day later. Its basically a good friend joke thing we have with each other.sennius said:
Not a compliment as such, but a customer where I work once walked up to me and commented on how I looked just like someone she was once friends with. Except they were both in a car crash and the friend died... It was ever so slightly uncomfortable.
Though the worst part was probably when she was leaving, the conversation went similarly to this:
Lady: "You really do look just like him."
Me: "Could say I'm a dead ringer."
Looking back that could only have been funnier if I had a pair of sunglasses and someone yelling YEAH in the background.
Though the worst part was probably when she was leaving, the conversation went similarly to this:
Lady: "You really do look just like him."
Me: "Could say I'm a dead ringer."
Looking back that could only have been funnier if I had a pair of sunglasses and someone yelling YEAH in the background.
"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Luckily, I use that one myself so I wasn't fooled\
/joking
Luckily, I use that one myself so I wasn't fooled\
/joking
i've had the smell compliment before, but my all time favorite was over facebook: "your eyes are the EXACT color of morning glories." my eyes are brown, so i'm not sure what species of morning glory he was looking at.
Ferrets are hyper and aggressive animals that smell really bad. I would know because my sister used to own some.Mrhappyface 2 said:
"You have really nice teeth. They are like the moon and the stars. Can I have them?"
-A random crazy homeless man on the bus.
"You two make a really cute couple."
-A stranger referring to my sister and me. I couldn't sit next to her for the next week.
-A random crazy homeless man on the bus.
"You two make a really cute couple."
-A stranger referring to my sister and me. I couldn't sit next to her for the next week.
My personal favorite that I got was a a few weeks ago from my friend
She said "Happy to see you're not hung-over again."
To which I replied "I might still be drunk."
It was 10 in the morning and I had been partying non-stop for the last week. Gotta love summer.
She said "Happy to see you're not hung-over again."
To which I replied "I might still be drunk."
It was 10 in the morning and I had been partying non-stop for the last week. Gotta love summer.
"Your eyes make me horny." I...what?
"Your curls are so much prettier than girls." Again, what?
"You have a bubble butt, it's sexy." Huh?!
"Your hands are so soft and smooth against mine." I'm used to my girlfriend saying odd things though.
Damn girls in my school say weird things.
"Your curls are so much prettier than girls." Again, what?
"You have a bubble butt, it's sexy." Huh?!
"Your hands are so soft and smooth against mine." I'm used to my girlfriend saying odd things though.
Damn girls in my school say weird things.
