The creepiest compliment ever is definitely "You gotta purtty mouth" delivered in fake sounding southern drawl, say it now and you will get it.
Creepy Compliments
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my ex got the "compliment" omg i saw ur prom dress and i thought it was pretty and i was going to buy it until i saw this one"
ive been told i look good when i shower by my neighbor............... *scared face*
ive been told i look good when i shower by my neighbor............... *scared face*
An old guy in a wheel chair came up to me one day while i was eating at the mall food court and he told me i looked like Jesus Christ...what do you say to somthing like that when your half way through a slice of pizza?
Nice one, mine is closeDusquad said:
"You small just like Jack Sparrow"
What can I say I love rum.
You should have put your hand on him mumbles something like a blessing and then told him he could walk.sketch_zeppelin said:
*claps* you sir, are a king. I envy you for this.Blemontea said:
OT: Would it be creepy to walk up to a girl you don't know in any way, shape or form and tell her she's pretty? If so then I did that... I got the girl.
I had a girlfriend whom everyone thought was my big sister for a awhile. the fact that she was younger than me didn't help. Every time we would go somewhere, someone would comment on how we looked like cute siblings. Or how nice she was to drag me around. Although looking back, I can kinda see why.The Youth Counselor said:
"Dude, your beard is awesome. Like a pirate. Well, more like the beard of a pirate. You have a Pirate Beard!"
At uni. To be fair, he was right. But it's still a weird way to start a conversation.
Also, a truckie told me that "You go' a perty 'mouf' bo-h."
EDIT: Ninja'd
At uni. To be fair, he was right. But it's still a weird way to start a conversation.
Also, a truckie told me that "You go' a perty 'mouf' bo-h."
EDIT: Ninja'd
Yoshemo said:
When getting my eyes checked at an optical store, one of the women working was helping me put on contacts (It was my first time). After I got them in she gave my a quick eye test (The one were you cover one eye and follow a pen light with the other) My mother was in the room and during this test she said to my mom without turning her head "Man, he's got such beautiful eyes... Such a waste."
Now as a man, You can use any girly adjectives to describe my beauty (assuming you find something appealing), And I'll take it as a compliment, Consider me flattered. But not even a woman should say that while her unprotected neck is within my reach. I will choke a ***** for being a *****.
Now as a man, You can use any girly adjectives to describe my beauty (assuming you find something appealing), And I'll take it as a compliment, Consider me flattered. But not even a woman should say that while her unprotected neck is within my reach. I will choke a ***** for being a *****.
I'll confess to doing something dumb.
I find smiles really attractive, and well I went to go hit on this pretty girl. I started off not so great, and ended with "smile for me, your so pretty when you smile". She wasn't really in the mood to get hit on and complimented by random drunk guys, and didn't react like I had planned.
I find smiles really attractive, and well I went to go hit on this pretty girl. I started off not so great, and ended with "smile for me, your so pretty when you smile". She wasn't really in the mood to get hit on and complimented by random drunk guys, and didn't react like I had planned.
"Everyone of you has atrocious handwriting. I am serious here, I cannot even read some of it. Some I don't even know whether it is in English now. That is why from now on I will only accept typed assignments. Except for [Youth Counselor] here, [holds up paper and passes it around the class] look how beautiful it is. It's so neat, uniform, and flashy, I can't believe that it's not from a girl!"
-My ninth grade Language Arts teacher.
-My ninth grade Language Arts teacher.
Most of the stuff in this thread so far is stuff that I would say without even considering it creepy. That's kind of... worrying.
I had a genuinely creepy girlfriend who used to try to be as creepy as possible for fun.
Choice lines:
Her: "I want to skin you alive and then wear your skin so I'll be inside you."
Me: "But... I'd bleed to death. And... you'd suffocate."
Her: "AND THEN WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER!"
Her: "If you don't have sex with me, I'm going to cut out my own vagina and send it to you."
Me: "You're just ripping off Van Gogh."
Me: "Want to try something new [sex-wise]?"
Her: "Why don't you cut me!"
Me: "What?"
Her: "I'll go get a knife."
Me: "Wait, wait! I'm not going to cut you with a knife while we're having sex!"
Her: "YOU NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING FUN!"
Man, I wish I was making this stuff up.
(In case you're wondering, she was actually really hot, too.)
Edit: I realise these aren't strictly compliments, but you could interpret those exchanges as complimentary by virtue of the fact that she was so obsessed with me. That's how I took it.
I had a genuinely creepy girlfriend who used to try to be as creepy as possible for fun.
Choice lines:
Her: "I want to skin you alive and then wear your skin so I'll be inside you."
Me: "But... I'd bleed to death. And... you'd suffocate."
Her: "AND THEN WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER!"
Her: "If you don't have sex with me, I'm going to cut out my own vagina and send it to you."
Me: "You're just ripping off Van Gogh."
Me: "Want to try something new [sex-wise]?"
Her: "Why don't you cut me!"
Me: "What?"
Her: "I'll go get a knife."
Me: "Wait, wait! I'm not going to cut you with a knife while we're having sex!"
Her: "YOU NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING FUN!"
Man, I wish I was making this stuff up.
(In case you're wondering, she was actually really hot, too.)
Edit: I realise these aren't strictly compliments, but you could interpret those exchanges as complimentary by virtue of the fact that she was so obsessed with me. That's how I took it.
That second compliment is actually very flattering. But how it was conveyed in real life, can be very different from how it was conveyed in text.LiberalSquirrel said:
As for the last one, that's the honest to God truth. Although I don't know why one would say it aloud.
You've just described the perfect woman.James Joseph Emerald said:
I was with my (ex now) girlfriend getting ice cream and the man working the counter told me it was nice of me to get ice cream for my sister. Besides that being very weird there is another problem. I'm 6'1, tan, brown hair and eyes and she is 5'2, blonde, fair skin, and has green eyes. I don't know what he was thinking.
I suppose it is. But would you want that to happen to you? Actually you might, depending on the guy.mimssy said:
It's also nicer than being approached by a girl who insists on sending you PMs to tell you she's finding it hard to move on and that she still really likes you... I spoke to this girl while I dragged her brother to his bed one night as I sobered up and he passed out. If there was ever a time for the acronym 'WTF' this is it.
"Oh I LOVE your hair! So, is it a ladies night ou....t?" - A waitress at a restaurant.
I'm a dude, and I don't have nice hair, one of these two facts became apparent to her as I turned to face her with my blank stare.
I'm a dude, and I don't have nice hair, one of these two facts became apparent to her as I turned to face her with my blank stare.