Criminal Genius Seeks Hitman on Facebook

[BabyRaptor]

Can't wait to hear Faux Noise's take on this...Bet anything it'll all be about how the poor guy is a victim because the girl turned him in. After all, it's always the woman's fault when she's raped, right?

 

[BabyRaptor]

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If he was just blowing off steam, he wouldn't have met with the person he thought was a hit man. Also, having sex with a drunk person is considered rape in most cases, because being drunk buggers your ability to think clearly and say no.

 

[Super Toast]

I hope he gets shanked by the karma fairy.

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

Not only did he commit a horrible act, he had to attempt to commit another horrible act...in the dumbest way possible. What a catch.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Is that really true that Stephen Fry offered to pay for his legal charges?

Obviously I wouldn't know [http://cripesonfriday.tumblr.com/post/606531386/paul-chambers-related-links-in-one-post]. Or who Spartacus really was. Or that not only did Fry offer, but so did a LOT of others.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Is that really true that Stephen Fry offered to pay for his legal charges?

Obviously I wouldn't know [http://cripesonfriday.tumblr.com/post/606531386/paul-chambers-related-links-in-one-post]. Or who Spartacus really was. Or that not only did Fry offer, but so did a LOT of others.

Just asking is all. If its true, then he really needs to learn to stop making/doing such dumb actions.

 

[X10J]

hmmm while not defending this scum bag, he's earned what he's got, however I've mad jokes about wanting people knocked off before, once or twice, where is the line drawn between a real threat and a joke?

I mean honestly I've told my best friend "you sing that song again and I'll murder you in your sleep", we both knew it was a joke, but do the cops?

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and assume that your best friend wasn't bringing you up on rape charges.

 

[Pimppeter2]

I wonder if anyone "liked" the status.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Just asking is all. If its true, then he really needs to learn to stop making/doing such dumb actions.

Funny, I thought that trying to stop Governments from wrongfully imprisoning their subjects was wrong. Obviously so did he.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Just asking is all. If its true, then he really needs to learn to stop making/doing such dumb actions.

Funny, I thought that trying to stop Governments from wrongfully imprisoning their subjects was wrong. Obviously so did he.

He said he wanted to blow up an airport. Whether thats a joke or not isnt something you just brush right over, especially in today's day and age.

Besides, I was also thinking more towards the comments he made about the Atomic Bomb use against Japan that ruffled some feathers.

 

[Logic 0]

This seems like a time to use the stamp for bad idea's.

 

[Lineoutt]

I'd say this guy was stupid, but that would take away from the horrifying acts he'd already engaged in.

Throw away the key or at least get him into treatment. This guy's messed up.

GET OFF THE DAMN TABLE CAT! OMFG!!

...sorry the fact that your avatar was on loop was a bit too much

 

[Cain_Zeros]

This has already been posted, but...

Really, just... Everything that guy did (except the plea deal for reduced jail time, which probably wasn't his idea) was a terrible idea.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

lol, if I were lookin for contracts as a hitman the LAST place I'd be lookin is on facebook... and $500? thats it? Come on, I don't know of any respectable hitman in their right mind that'd do a job for less than a grand... especially in this economy, gotta save every penny, and with a sharp decrease in demand... yeah... it's hard livin off hits.

 

[Ice Car]

Wow. What a retard. It reminds me of an extremely similar story I heard before, but I can't remember what it was other than some idiot practically announcing that he was going to commit some crime.