Criticize your Favorite Game.
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Metro 2033: The sneaking stages seemed too linear for my taste.
Mass Effect 1: Going to planets and having to use that stupid vehicle.
ME2: Planet scanning
Bioshock: Infinite respawns.
Civilization Revolution (360/PS3): THE F***ING VOICES OF THE PEOPLE. THE MAKE NAVI PALE IN COMPARISON.
Mass Effect 1: Going to planets and having to use that stupid vehicle.
ME2: Planet scanning
Bioshock: Infinite respawns.
Civilization Revolution (360/PS3): THE F***ING VOICES OF THE PEOPLE. THE MAKE NAVI PALE IN COMPARISON.
LoZ: Wind Waker
Triforce hunting section can go fuck itself (odlly enough I actually like tingle, although he was basically a giant pedophile)
Triforce hunting section can go fuck itself (odlly enough I actually like tingle, although he was basically a giant pedophile)
World in Conflict: The infantry was so unrealistic my brain hurt, and the units were the same in every army. Some of the weapon systems didn't do what they should.
Kingdom hearts 1: The peter pan and Little Mermaid levels were fucking annoying because of the flying combat. It wasn't hard or anything it was just irritating as hell trying to kill anything. The Tarzan level was boring as shit as well. Gummi Ships in that one can blow itself.
Kingdom Hearts 2: Just the Aladdin level this time bored me to tears. That and while the intro to the game is really fun and interesting the first time its ONLY fun the first time.
And NEVER again. Even two years later after my last play through i drag my ass through it I am so bored.
Shadow Hearts 2(What the fuck is with me and Heart, Christ.) GLITCHES. Trying to trigger certain events like Kurando's final form trial are pains in the ass. Even when i know what to do.
That and some content LOCKS ITSELF OFF if you bypass it by accident like one of the dogs you need to fight. That and in the castle where you get Yuri's second to last form there is actually a way to get trapped in such a way that you have to restart the game, and I mean start the entire game over from the beginning
Kingdom Hearts 2: Just the Aladdin level this time bored me to tears. That and while the intro to the game is really fun and interesting the first time its ONLY fun the first time.
And NEVER again. Even two years later after my last play through i drag my ass through it I am so bored.
Shadow Hearts 2(What the fuck is with me and Heart, Christ.) GLITCHES. Trying to trigger certain events like Kurando's final form trial are pains in the ass. Even when i know what to do.
That and some content LOCKS ITSELF OFF if you bypass it by accident like one of the dogs you need to fight. That and in the castle where you get Yuri's second to last form there is actually a way to get trapped in such a way that you have to restart the game, and I mean start the entire game over from the beginning
Ehh...I'll narrow it down to three:
Fallout 3: Why the HELL is everything so damn brown? I know it's the apocalypse and everything, but damn, the art direction is terrible. There's also the obvious fault of all open-world games of the vast amounts of "meh" separating all the interesting points. The karma system is an archaic piece of crap for trying to distill the complex, moral ambiguity that would govern humans after a disaster down to just good/evil. Finally, there's the weapon repairing system. I don't like how the only way you can repair a weapon is to canibilize another weapon. This is the apocalypse! There should be some room to improvise! How about give us a use for that scrap metal besides just giving it to that guy in Megaton? Why not let us fix our gun with some scrap metal and wonderglue, like a rugged wasteland survivor would?
Bayonnetta: The cutscenes start to get a bit too long and too frequent after a little while; that's the most obvious problem. Another thing is that limit on buying healing items from Rodin, healing items that would be really useful during a long, hard boss battle. Speaking of hard, I wish that we could turn off that damn grading system. I admit it, I'm a mad button-masher, but you don't have to insult me over it... Just two more minor gripes: I wish Enzo had more on screen appearances, and I don't like how much Bayonnetta sways her hips when she walks; it creeps me out.
Monster Hunter Tri: I really don't like how much the Lagiacrus shows up in the early levels, when I'm just trying to slay ludroths and harvest coral. Damn thing killed me about five times when I was just passing through. Villager requests are a pain, too, but mostly because they never give you any hints as to where you get the required materials. Trading with the Argosy has the horrible problem with its rare trades that the rare goods that buy anything beyond total crap are impossible to find. One last problem is that even though I got to meet the shakalaka sidekick Cha-cha, I never got to see any wild shakalakas, and then kill them.
Fallout 3: Why the HELL is everything so damn brown? I know it's the apocalypse and everything, but damn, the art direction is terrible. There's also the obvious fault of all open-world games of the vast amounts of "meh" separating all the interesting points. The karma system is an archaic piece of crap for trying to distill the complex, moral ambiguity that would govern humans after a disaster down to just good/evil. Finally, there's the weapon repairing system. I don't like how the only way you can repair a weapon is to canibilize another weapon. This is the apocalypse! There should be some room to improvise! How about give us a use for that scrap metal besides just giving it to that guy in Megaton? Why not let us fix our gun with some scrap metal and wonderglue, like a rugged wasteland survivor would?
Bayonnetta: The cutscenes start to get a bit too long and too frequent after a little while; that's the most obvious problem. Another thing is that limit on buying healing items from Rodin, healing items that would be really useful during a long, hard boss battle. Speaking of hard, I wish that we could turn off that damn grading system. I admit it, I'm a mad button-masher, but you don't have to insult me over it... Just two more minor gripes: I wish Enzo had more on screen appearances, and I don't like how much Bayonnetta sways her hips when she walks; it creeps me out.
Monster Hunter Tri: I really don't like how much the Lagiacrus shows up in the early levels, when I'm just trying to slay ludroths and harvest coral. Damn thing killed me about five times when I was just passing through. Villager requests are a pain, too, but mostly because they never give you any hints as to where you get the required materials. Trading with the Argosy has the horrible problem with its rare trades that the rare goods that buy anything beyond total crap are impossible to find. One last problem is that even though I got to meet the shakalaka sidekick Cha-cha, I never got to see any wild shakalakas, and then kill them.
Golden Sun: Pretty linear game progression, using Ground and setting Flash then using Flash and setting Ground made the game super easy. The class system was kind of broken because the good multielemental classes were so sensitive to Djinn that you never really got to use any since it'd screw up the class and destroy your stats.
Fuck that boss. I hated him so much.llafnwod said:
I don't really have a favorite game, but some of the ones I like the most:
KoTor is a buggy piece of crap with characters that always nod while talking. Seriously. Pay attention to the nod, then double nod. You'll never unsee it.
CoD was full of tank camping assholes that sat in the corner for the entire match.
The card game in FF9 was shit, and what's worse is that it was required to play at one point in the game. Thanks, Square.
well i've played both these games for years..but i think kotor 2 is finally starting to outweigh kotor 1 somehow...
but for kotor 2, my fucking god. i just got a brand new computer with windows 7, i had 3 of my tech guru friends check you out and you still have infinite amounts of glitches and random shit happening with you. what the fuck. i love you, but you are pissing me off beyond belief that i can't play you without worrying about freezes or crashes every 5 minutes.
on kotor 1, i would say fuck that bioware, i just killed that sith jedi, LET ME LOOT HIS LOOT, i want dem sith lightsabers and robes =]
but for kotor 2, my fucking god. i just got a brand new computer with windows 7, i had 3 of my tech guru friends check you out and you still have infinite amounts of glitches and random shit happening with you. what the fuck. i love you, but you are pissing me off beyond belief that i can't play you without worrying about freezes or crashes every 5 minutes.
on kotor 1, i would say fuck that bioware, i just killed that sith jedi, LET ME LOOT HIS LOOT, i want dem sith lightsabers and robes =]