My friend has been competitive about EVERYTHING from the beginning. Who knew more about Grateful Dead, who was better at playing guitar, who played half-life 2 death match better, etc (none of which I truly cared about being better at). But in the past week my friend became extremely competitive about girls. He always honed in on any conversation I had with a girl and made sure by the end of the conversation, I looked like an ass.
One day my friend decided it would be the most manly thing in the world to kick me in the nuts in front of a large group of girls and run off. We were standing there, talking, when all the sudden he grabbed everyone's attention that was in a nearby radius. Loudly he screamed, "ROSHAMBO!!!!" and sent his foot with large amounts of force into my balls. The force was so great it actually knocked me out. I awoke who-knows-how many minutes later deserted in the halls with my books spread from head to foot all over the floor. The doctor said I was dangerously close to never having babies, but it healed over time and I am completely OK.
I later found out that my friend kicked me in the balls and ran away. Not even caring to see if I was alright. I have no idea to this day why he did this action and what he wished to accomplish. The next day he began spreading rumors that I was a "pussy" for telling my parents, who then, with no consent of mine, told his parents.
I had to take a very warm bath when I got home, which was actually painful, not relaxing.
What do you find more of a chicken move? Catching someone unaware in the balls with your foot...or telling someone about this deed of monstrosity? Any painful stories you would like to share?
One day my friend decided it would be the most manly thing in the world to kick me in the nuts in front of a large group of girls and run off. We were standing there, talking, when all the sudden he grabbed everyone's attention that was in a nearby radius. Loudly he screamed, "ROSHAMBO!!!!" and sent his foot with large amounts of force into my balls. The force was so great it actually knocked me out. I awoke who-knows-how many minutes later deserted in the halls with my books spread from head to foot all over the floor. The doctor said I was dangerously close to never having babies, but it healed over time and I am completely OK.
I later found out that my friend kicked me in the balls and ran away. Not even caring to see if I was alright. I have no idea to this day why he did this action and what he wished to accomplish. The next day he began spreading rumors that I was a "pussy" for telling my parents, who then, with no consent of mine, told his parents.
I had to take a very warm bath when I got home, which was actually painful, not relaxing.
What do you find more of a chicken move? Catching someone unaware in the balls with your foot...or telling someone about this deed of monstrosity? Any painful stories you would like to share?
