Cruising for a Bruising Alternatives.

[Dethenger]

Pleading for a beating.

Jonesin' for a bonesin.

That's all I got.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

breezing for a squeezing

 

[StBishop]

Booting for a Shooting

Loitering for a Goitering

Asking for a Gassing

Asking for a Gassing? As in gassing, to gas, the act of killing of harming with gas?
Ask and gas to not rhyme. Ass and Gas rhyme. (Not arse; ass. As in Donkey crossed with a horse.)

Ask rhymes with Cask, Mask, Task, or Flask.

Pleading for a beating.

Jonesin' for a bonesin.

That's all I got.

Plead and Beat also do not rhyme. Bleating (as in "the sound made by a lamb") for a beating maybe, but not pleading.

Pleading for a bleeding works though.

And what is a bonesin'?

OT: Talk shit; Get hit.

 

[Coldsnap]

Sledding for a beheading, though personally I think the one involving defenestration is quite good.

 

[Coldsnap]

Ack, silly internet. I've also got...nothing. Man this is harder then I thought it would be to come up with a rhyme that's not been used.

 

[StBishop]

I spent an evening thinking of these once. I can't remember them all, and some have been used already. My favorites are:

Clamoring for a hammering
Hounding for a pounding
Asking for a smashing
Willing for a killing
Moaning for a boning (that may be on a different topic...)
Shipping for a whipping

Also that defenstration one is brilliant.

'Impending para un bending!'

Surprised nobody's said that one yet

Other than that... I got nothin'

I was gonna.

Whatever. I'll go make my own thread. With Blackjack, and Hookers! In fact, forget the Thread and the Blackjack!

OT: Uhh... If they're sleeping in an annoying way (snoring I guess) they could be Nappin' for a Scrappin'.
How about Hustlin' for a Tusslin' or Asking for a Smashing?

How are you people rhyming "asking" and "smashing"?

I pronounce ask as Ahhhhh-sk. Not like in the following youtube clip. The youtube clip is obviously how Americans say ask.

Spoiler

I pronounce the A like one would in Arm or Armour (armor). Ah-sk.

Spoiler

I went through a couple of clips of British shows and found at about 4:18 Cleese says "asked" watch from 4:15 to get the whole sentence.

This is how I say ask:

Now, smash is easy. I say it like this.

Spoiler: Avengers Trailer

Skip to 0:22

I don't see the rhyme here.

 

[lechat]

dr dre

you got a problem?
I got a problem solver
and his name is revolver

 

[Altercator]

baiting for a defenestrating

Pfft.

You should've been demonstrating for a defenestrating.
Manifesting for a defenestrating
Call-waiting for a defenestrating
Integrating for a defenestrating
Prostrating for a defenestrating

I could go on for so long

My Turn:
Dashing for a Crashing
Rushing for a Crushing
Trucking for a Plucking
Lock on for a Rock On
Look out for my Crook out
Rock out for a sock out
Turn out for a Burn Out
Bucking for a Chucking
Screaming for a Reaming
Yearning for a Burning
Grinning for a Skinning
Speeding for a Bleeding
Jockeying for a Clocking
Trying for a Frying
Live On for Oblivion

And for vampires:
Achin' for a Stakin'

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Clucking for a fucking.

[sub]...too far?[/sub]

 

[Altercator]

Clucking for a fucking.

[sub]...too far?[/sub]

Not Too far for a Pon Farr

You've just set a light for a firefight.

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

Ya lookin' for an ass whoopin'?
Gimme one more hoot and I'll introduce my boot
Waning for a paining

got nothin

 

[Altercator]

Go down with your hoe down!

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Clucking for a fucking.

[sub]...too far?[/sub]

Not Too far for a Pon Farr

You've just set a light for a firefight.

Tuvok I understand, you are a Vulcan man.
One who has been without, for seven years, about.

 

[Voidrunner]

So many good ones here, I could only think of this one.

Gabbing for a stabbing

 

[CommanderL]

your dashing towards a thrasing


Your meading towards a bleeding


Your running towards a gunning

 

[Slitzkin]

Saddling for a paddling.

Lame, I know, I'll leave now.

 

[Altercator]

You're inviting some smiting!

 

[TheVampwizimp_v1legacy]

How are you people rhyming "asking" and "smashing"?

I pronounce ask as Ahhhhh-sk. Not like in the following youtube clip. The youtube clip is obviously how Americans say ask.

Spoiler

I pronounce the A like one would in Arm or Armour (armor). Ah-sk.

Spoiler

I went through a couple of clips of British shows and found at about 4:18 Cleese says "asked" watch from 4:15 to get the whole sentence.

This is how I say ask:

Now, smash is easy. I say it like this.

Spoiler: Avengers Trailer

Skip to 0:22

I don't see the rhyme here.

You said it in your own post. It's how we degenerate Americans pronounce "ask." Like how you might say "Aluminium" instead of the actual pronunciation "Aluminum." It's a tomayto, tomahto thing.

Clucking for a fucking.

[sub]...too far?[/sub]

Not Too far for a Pon Farr

You've just set a light for a firefight.

Tuvok I understand, you are a Vulcan man.
One who has been without, for seven years, about.

Paris, please find a way, to load a hypospray.
I will give you the sign, just aim for his behind.

 

[Auninteligentname]

Well, maybe you're hasting for a wasting?

And without knowing if that makes sense, I'll leave as quick as I appeared.

 

[ThePariah]

You're urging for a purging.

Burn the Heretic! Kill the Mutant! Purge the Unclean!