Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Lambi]

Granted but it's too sour for any human.

I wish for a bigger TV.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but you can't fit it in your house.

I wish I had a better social life.

 

[prinxess]

Granted, your social skills on the Sims 2 is 100.

I wish I had Left4Dead 2.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted, but your Xbox live dies the same day and cannot be repaired.

I wish everything i touched turned to gold.

 

[Lambi]

Granted but the first thing you touch is your face.

I wish I could float a few inches above the ground.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. A few billion inches.

I wish my business would dominate the world.

 

[Lambi]

Granted but everyone quits the same day.

I wish I had a superpower.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. You are now average man, you have super metabolism.

I wish I was famous.

 

[Lambi]

Granted. You're famous for a Youtube video of you falling down a long set of stairs.

I wish I could use cheat codes in real life.

 

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[Captainguy42]

Granted PETA sues all 12 year olds into the next millenium.

I wish I had MW2 now

 

[Lambi]

Granted but you don't have a PC, PS3 or an Xbox 360. Or money to buy any of them.

I wish I was l33t.

 

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[Vrex360]

You do, but you float out of breathable atmosphere and get eaten by a space dragon.

I wish the girl of my dreams would fall in love with me.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but you break up a week later and she moves to Japan after declaring undying hatred for you and your family.

I wish I had a version of Photoshop that's better than Elements 4.0.

 

[Lambi]

Granted but you're the very best at FAILING!

I wish I was a sheep.

 

[Littlee300]

I shall be the lion....

I wish i was a Lion...