Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Littlee300]

I am the hunter *pew pew*

I wish i could double post without probation ):
(i mostly did this because i want a mod below me to say "Sucks for you because your BANNED")

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Lambi]

Granted but you can't stop eating it, therefor eating yourself to death.

I wish Yahtzee was my best friend.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted but he won't stop talking...ever

I wish i lived on the Internation Space Station

 

[ninja_thae]

granted. A stir-crazy cosmonaut kills you in your sleep.

I wish people would stop voicing their fantasies about me and my lesbian friends having sex.

 

[NotAPie]

granted. A stir-crazy cosmonaut kills you in your sleep.

I wish people would stop voicing their fantasies about me and my lesbian friends having sex.

Granted, but your lesbian friends will die in 5 minutes.

I wish I had a better PC.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, it's Windows 98.

I wish I knew more people like me.

 

[ECAaxel]

Granted we've installed Linux on your current PC

I wish people weren't this stupid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qFdbUEq5s

 

[Lambi]

Granted. They are slighly less stupid.

I wish I was an expert in dealing with cats.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Granted. But you've forgotten how to deal with people.

I wish It was warmer.

 

[Ren3004]

Granted. Your house is on fire.


I wish I had some cheese.

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but you're lactose intolerant.

I wish there was an island named after me.

 

[Lambi]

Granted but everyone hates it and noone wants to visit it.

I wish I was a woman.

 

[ninja_thae]

Granted. Enjoy the prejudice and intolerance faced by transvestites.

I wish my roommates would do the dishes.

 

[Vrex360]

They do, but they also cannibalise you.

I wish I was a Sangheili

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but you live in the desert.

I wish I had a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot.

 

[Lambi]

Granted, but they quickly become sick of it.

I wish I could read fast.